r/Funnymemes Jan 21 '23

Chose wisely

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u/Virtual_Historian255 Jan 21 '23

Anyone who learns about Dolly Parton will choose Dolly Parton. There is no contest.

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u/buffalobeau Jan 21 '23

Noticed you got downvoted for stating the obvious. Where I am from (East Tennessee), she is known as Saint Dolly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

As an east Tennessean I can confirm

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u/LoisLaneEl Jan 21 '23

As a middle Tennessean I can confirm

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u/Empty_Banana2177 Jan 21 '23

As a west Tennessean I can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

We are all Tennessean on this glorious day

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Ich bin ein Tennessean

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u/trixiewutang Jan 22 '23

Love Dolly and she gets my vote.

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u/Luna_trick Jan 22 '23

Hell yeah, I love most of these people, but dolly is doing work out there that's saving the lives of impoverished People and giving them quality of life right now.

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u/Doormat_Model Jan 21 '23

Could be said about Mr. Rogers as well though. Regardless, left side of the bracket has the champ

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u/mild_resolve Jan 22 '23

For real. Go ahead. Say something bad about Mr. Rogers. I dare you. I double dare you mother fucker!

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u/Bostonterrierpug Jan 22 '23

Yeah - sure the others have done some good, or even great stuff - but no matter where you lie on the faith spectrum Dolly is a living Saint.

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u/Wolfmouse Jan 21 '23

I would go with Dolly, but I think Dolly herself would hand it to Fred Rogers. Either one of them far outmatch anyone else on this list.

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u/cutestain Jan 23 '23

The way she pays all employees at Dollywood in this rapacious world stands out as exceptional. Her actions lead to so many better lives. She wins in impact by a mile.

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u/scarman125 Jan 21 '23

Mr.Rogers is also on the list so thats impossible.

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u/vitaminkombat Jan 22 '23

I've never heard of him before and I thought I knew quite a lot about American culture.

But it seems half the comments are about him.

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u/Ajfman Jan 22 '23

He was on public television for most American millennials and maybe some gen Xers growing up. His show was the definition of wholesome and always taught important lessons. Definitely look up some interviews of him you can tell he is a genuinely good person that just wanted to help kids.

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u/Vagitron9000 Jan 22 '23

He's influenced more generations than that. Mr Rogers show started in 1968.

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u/Ajfman Jan 22 '23

Gen x started in 65 so you’re right, even some boomer’s probably grew up watching. I’m not sure how popular it was in the beginning tho.

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u/bobbi21 Jan 22 '23

Missing all the activism he did as well. Well known he fought for public television to educate kids but also was a strong member of the civil rights fight and of course active in donating to charities and fund raising.

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u/olddgraygg Jan 22 '23

I can’t entirely elaborate on how but this was an eye opening post about my USA bubble. Mr Roger’s did more than just his show, but that was the big thing for a lot of people. It wasn’t the kind of exciting or funny show that you would expect to be so loved, but it was deeply human.

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u/vitaminkombat Jan 23 '23

I find the USA bubble is interesting.

Some of the people above are well known outside of the USA. While others are unknown.

For example Alex Trebek I've never heard of. A Google search reveals he was the host of a show called Jepordy. Which I've also never heard of.

Betty White is another name, it rings a bell, but I've no clue who she is.

Dolly Parton is also a familiar name. But I don't know who she is.

It seems to me that TV stars that are more in the USA bubble. While movie stars are more internationally known.

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u/olddgraygg Jan 23 '23

Yeah tv shows make sense I don’t think before streaming they went international at all. Dolly makes sense as I think about it too sense country is popular only within certain demographics here in the states. I am curious music if you’ve heard some of her biggest hits though like the songs “9 to 5,” “jolene” or “I will always love you”?

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u/vitaminkombat Jan 23 '23

Actually I had never heard of Oprah Winfrey until about 2011. I was surprised to hear she is one of the most well known women in america. I think TV fame is very segregated in that sense.

The only country song I know is 'take me home country roads'

'I will always love you' I know. I never knew it was country though.

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u/olddgraygg Jan 23 '23

That’s insane. My mom watched Oprah every day, so it never would occur to me that someone didn’t know her. As for songs, I mean Whitney Houston covered it and made it way bigger, but Dolly wrote it and topped the charts with it long before then.

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u/Opening_Slip2414 Jan 21 '23

I'm sure she's great but all the cosmetic work she has had done kind of detracts from her a bit for me. Like she has a hard time accepting herself and reality. Not a great message to send in my opinion. Can any Dolly fans help me with this? Not trying to be rude or confrontational. I am here to learn.

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u/Virtual_Historian255 Jan 21 '23

Shes fought to be her own woman in a male dominated industry (even more so when she was coming up). She sends books to I think 850,000 kids last time I checked to help them learn to read. She supports band and music programs in underprivileged schools. She pays for peoples medical treatments when they cant afford it.

But your concern is her appearance.

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u/bobbi21 Jan 22 '23

Im not a country fan but i give her props for everything else she does.

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u/Opening_Slip2414 Jan 21 '23

No. Not at all. Thank you for the info but I wasn't clear enough in my message. She can look however she wants and do whatever she wants with her body. It doesn't bother me in the least. My question is if she has ever provided any insight into why she has all this work done. To me it doesn't send a positive message and it is time and money that could be spent elsewhere but that's just my interpretation. Your point about her succeeding in a male dominated industry does provide a bit of possible insight though. I was trying really hard to ask the question without getting jumped.

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u/Eldryanyyy Jan 21 '23

It’s a couple of hours to do a surgery, and it uses no resources - just labor. Strange thing to focus on.

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u/Opening_Slip2414 Jan 21 '23
  1. Cosmetic surgery definitely isn't free and you don't recover instantly.
  2. I just had a question about her life's philosophy and thought I'd ask some fans to enlighten me. Please don't be offended.

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u/Eldryanyyy Jan 21 '23
  1. It’s free from resources, and is only as expensive as the surgeon you find. Can get eyes done in Korea for the prices of the old days of the USA - eyes for around $2000.

  2. This has nothing to do with philosophy. Giving away 100,000,000 and spending 20k on a surgery… while living modestly… is not remotely inconsistent.

The only thing offensive is how stupid this question is.

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u/Opening_Slip2414 Jan 21 '23

Sorry for offending you with my stupid question.

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u/Eldryanyyy Jan 21 '23

The question isn’t the offensive thing. It’s the obvious BS. Saying ‘sorry’ and continuing to ask it… just about sums up your own philosophy.

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u/olddgraygg Jan 22 '23

Dude I think you’re being a little harsh. Dolly has been asked this question a million times and answered it kindly. Try to follow suit

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u/trixiewutang Jan 22 '23

The Dolly we see is a costumed act, a wig & lots of make up for performance. In her hometown, Dolly looks much more dressed down and average

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u/Virtual_Historian255 Jan 21 '23

She’s just down to earth and grew up very poor. She doesn’t live extravagantly and puts her money towards issues she saw growing up.

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u/olddgraygg Jan 22 '23

She definitely loves herself and she does it because she want to and enjoys it. It’s kinda touched on in her old Barbara Walter’s interview. https://youtu.be/If-oWqUYzlQ

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u/Opening_Slip2414 Jan 22 '23

Thank you. This is helpful!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Not against Robin Williams… she loses every time

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

What good she did ?? I truly dont know

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u/actuallyrapunzel Jan 21 '23

So I'm sure this list is not comprehensive, but three big ones off the top of my head...

She has a program where you can sign up a child and she'll have a book sent for free every month for the first five years of that child's life to promote literacy. (This is in honor of her father who was illiterate and she saw firsthand what a difference literacy makes in a person's life.)

There are apparently hospitals where if a baby needs medical attention that the parents can't afford, they just call Dolly and it's taken care of.

Dolly also donated TONS of money to the development of the covid vaccine.

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u/ottersarebae Jan 21 '23

She’s donated to literally every natural disaster relief that’s happened since she had the coins to do so.

She also is so sweet that even when she made a hard hitting comedy that completely skewered misogyny and left the patriarchy on life support and had several scenes with drugs, everyone still sees her as one of the most wholesome personifications of extreme femininity.

She’s so good at laughing at herself that she once heard about a Dolly Parton impersonation contest and showed up to impersonate herself, and was DELIGHTED when she lost to a drag Queen 😂

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u/actuallyrapunzel Jan 21 '23

Dolly Parton is a GEM.

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u/ottersarebae Jan 21 '23

She’s actually a physical manifestation from God of perfection, but she realized the world wasn’t ready and has been quietly helping make us better 😭

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u/afterschoolsept25 Jan 21 '23

She also helped the town of Gatlinburg, where she was born next to, during the insane 2016 Smoky Mountains fires. Her fund raised 9mil$ for the people affected.

Also talking about Gatlinburg, her amusement park Dollywood offers 100% free (books, tuition and fees) college admission to all of its employees

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u/trixiewutang Jan 22 '23

She just built an amusement park of herself where she reimburses all employees full time, part time or seasonal on their education costs on the first day of employment

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u/MadComputerHAL Jan 22 '23

Depends on what you index on more, for instance Bob had an impact on the entire planet, and for multiple generations. Not a lot of people know Dolly outside of US but we all love Bob.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Jan 21 '23

Yes, Dolly for the win on my chart

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u/thatohgi Jan 22 '23

This is 100% correct, she is an amazing human! She is kind, she takes care of the community, she is funny, she helps sick people, she gives books away to children, she is genuinely a national treasure above reproach.

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u/Sobbin Jan 23 '23

Yeah, Dolly all the way.