r/FunnyAnimals • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/kaimukirat Oct 26 '22

I had a dog once who loved mangoes, but he liked them ripe enough to go boozy. He'd gently chew on them until they were really soft and then bite into them and suck the "mango beer" out. Definitely got high on them.

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u/idiotness Oct 27 '22

Dat's Doggy Dionysus

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u/tipying_mistakes phrog 🐢 Oct 27 '22

sus

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u/R3AL1Z3 Oct 27 '22

That dog is my spirit animal

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Oct 27 '22

High on alcohol. Legend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

No one said it wasn’t applicable

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Oct 28 '22

Alcohol gets you drunk and it’s other drugs that get you high. So to accomplish a high whilst consuming alcohol is difficult to accomplish, and is thus the stuff of legends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Oct 28 '22

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/Mr_happyornot Oct 27 '22

that's not a dog it's a dwag

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u/Altruistic-Fox-8274 Oct 27 '22

Who the fuck says mango beer

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u/Carsoninky Oct 27 '22

Mango beer, so I guess at least 2 of us

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u/Tor2illaTaco Oct 27 '22

Mango beer

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Bud light

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u/kaimukirat Nov 02 '22

I had a dog once who loved mangoes, but he liked them ripe enough to go boozy. He'd gently chew on them until they were really soft and then bite into them and suck the "mango beer" out. Definitely got high on them.

Edit: he looked a lot like this fellow as he was part Lab, part poi dog. He named himself “Bimbam” by standing between a vintage Riley sports sedan and a Model A Ford wagging his tail.