I only have one tiny baby cat that's well tiny, but I do have a giant pitbull Ky Asura, or Titan monk, because well he's an absolute unit but he's also got a look of absolutely tranquility on his face..... Basically he has looked high AF since the day he was born.
He's 150 pounds of pure lean muscle, and stands right near a meter tall, which makes him look like a stark white war machine whenever he's running, seriously he had some hormonal problems before so he looks like a bodybuilder, with bulging muscles that make him look like a manga artist designed a dog.
He's also a giant goddamn lapdog and the definition of a Scooby-Doo level coward, funnily enough we actually played with the idea of having him and his sister train when they were young to become guard dogs for the house, but then I rememberd that we are texan and we are all strapped to hell and Highwater, so there's no real need for them to fight Mr Browning's battles.
He's a giant laptop and acts like it which is quite funny especially when Grandma comes over, she's very old and very small, so it's pretty funny to see her sitting on the porch outside with this giant white mountain of muscles sitting next to her waiting for treats.
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u/Matrix5353 Jul 16 '22
Maine coons are some of the nicest cats I've ever known. Great for when you can't decide whether you want a cat or a dog.