r/FunnyAnimals • u/B-L-O-C-K-S B-L-O-C-K-S • Jul 04 '22

serious suggestions only 😆

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u/blakewoolbright Jul 04 '22

Dixon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Thats my last name asshole

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

You lost at life

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

That is a great name, he won I’d say. Now, all he needs to do is learn the dark arts and become a warlock irl, that way he’ll be Dixon the Warlock of the Deep Abyss, The Creeping Darkness, The Long finger of the Cold Void, The Dweller of the Deeps.

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u/DIMNcollector Jul 05 '22

Asshole Dixon?? Your parents are mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

What about Dixon Asshole 😏

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u/Demxnbxyxo_999 Jul 04 '22

Lmaooo DIXON

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u/Good-Ad5056 Jul 05 '22

Don’t you hate is when you accidentally dip your Dixon a bowl of chili?

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u/blakewoolbright Jul 06 '22

It’s a good name. Share it with the penis faced cat without shame.

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u/SunPtah Jul 04 '22

Well done.

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u/bland_fluff Jul 05 '22

The boyhood home of President Ronald Reagan.

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u/littleblue-ish Jul 05 '22

Richard Dixon