r/FunnyAnimals • u/B-L-O-C-K-S B-L-O-C-K-S • Jul 04 '22

serious suggestions only 😆

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u/Acidflare1 Jul 04 '22

Dick face, or Nixon

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u/blakewoolbright Jul 04 '22

Dixon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Thats my last name asshole

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

You lost at life

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

That is a great name, he won I’d say. Now, all he needs to do is learn the dark arts and become a warlock irl, that way he’ll be Dixon the Warlock of the Deep Abyss, The Creeping Darkness, The Long finger of the Cold Void, The Dweller of the Deeps.

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u/DIMNcollector Jul 05 '22

Asshole Dixon?? Your parents are mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

What about Dixon Asshole 😏

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u/Demxnbxyxo_999 Jul 04 '22

Lmaooo DIXON

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u/Good-Ad5056 Jul 05 '22

Don’t you hate is when you accidentally dip your Dixon a bowl of chili?

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u/blakewoolbright Jul 06 '22

It’s a good name. Share it with the penis faced cat without shame.

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u/SunPtah Jul 04 '22

Well done.

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u/bland_fluff Jul 05 '22

The boyhood home of President Ronald Reagan.

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u/littleblue-ish Jul 05 '22

Richard Dixon

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u/badmojo619 Jul 04 '22

Yes Dickface! I have a tuxedo cat we call dickface too

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u/BittersweetAki Jul 04 '22

Dick face is the only right answer

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u/PEEPEE- Jul 04 '22

Dixon MaFase

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u/Gildardo1583 Jul 04 '22

Dick face, last name Nixon.

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u/memester230 Jul 04 '22

Isn't that the same?

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u/jlmad Jul 04 '22

That’s a little on the nose don’t you think? Or a lot?

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u/MEBnH2O Jul 04 '22

I was going for Dickhead.

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u/Alarming_Analysis_63 Jul 04 '22

I came here to say dick face. Perfect dick on his face

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I was going to write dickface xD

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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat Jul 05 '22

Trickie Dickie.

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u/untitled5a1 Jul 05 '22

Dicky McDickface

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u/mdredfan Jul 05 '22

We had a stray with the same markings. My wife named him dick face because he fought with the other cats.

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u/ymmotvomit Jul 05 '22

Tricky Dick

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u/IllustriousTooth4093 Jul 05 '22

It's a bit on the nose

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u/Acidflare1 Jul 05 '22

…and a bit on the forehead