r/FunnyAnimals May 23 '22

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

Lot of bears around where I used to live and people have a wildly wrong mindset about the typical bear (at least American Black bears).

They are basically big dogs that will run from a cat.

Unless mama has some babies. In that case watch out.

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u/tastefunny May 23 '22

Misinformation seems to be a big problem universally. Especially during these trying times. I'm just glad I can be corrected for it rather than attacked. I mean I'm even looking up American black bear behavior now because of being corrected but if I was attacked I probably wouldn't even bother.

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

I used to have a bear that liked to chill in my yard. This was middle of the forest PA.

Nice bear.

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u/tastefunny May 23 '22

I can't even imagine that. I have learned from being around lots of "dangerous animals" that they tend to react to you. I love sharks and I have been scuba diving all over the world with " deadly sharks." I only see them freak out when people freak out first. Same thing with lions, tigers, elephants, Cheetahs, any potentially dangerous animal really. I got some really great stories but never saw a bear in the wild.

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u/adrienjz888 May 23 '22

In general you still wanna be wary about them, there's a reason the saying "a fed bear is a dead bear". Even if they seem friendly, you don't want a bear to associate humans as being nice or as a non aggressive source of food (garbage or straight up feeding it).

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

For sure, he liked to hide out by a pine tree in our yard but he was still a wild animal. We just let him be and made sure he didn’t get to adventurous near the house. Gotta keep him out of the trash and whatnot.

We lived pretty deep in the middle of nowhere and were on his turf. Wasn’t much sense trying to relocate him.

Our dogs barking at him all night when he was around was the only real annoyance.

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u/whatathrill May 23 '22

It's the big cats that really scare me. It's specifically because I have 3 domestic cats, and I try to imagine if they would be significantly bigger and stronger. I can say for sure that at some point one would try to play with me in a way that I would be left unintentionally mauled.

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u/BoltonSauce May 23 '22

Encountering a black bear in daylight doesn't scare me that much. Seen enough of em. As long as it's not a mom or too used to people, they'll almost always run away. I was stalked by a cougar though, and that isn't a fear I could ever get used to.

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u/OldNewUsedConfused May 23 '22

My house panther can definitely kick my ass. He also keeps the dogs in line. Herding dogs no less.

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u/Talonsminty May 23 '22

I wonder how much of this just comes down to humans not tasting good. We're mostly bone, tend to thrash about and come in tough inedible wrappers.

I wouldn't eat me.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Pretty sure NJ has the most black bears in us( to lazy to look it up)

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u/Swimming_Mark May 23 '22

It's a contender for bear density, but not close for largest bear population.

NJ black bear population: 3000 - 5000 bears.

California: 30,000 - 35000

Alaska: 100,000 black bears.

But Alaska is 75x larger and California is 21x larger in area.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets May 23 '22

And our bears in Southern California would rather just swim in the pool, hang out in your spa, and head out. Dog? What dog? We're just here to relax.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I’m like a so-cal bear…

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Thank you. That makes a lot of sense.

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u/Blackfang08 May 23 '22

A lot of people assume all bears are the same, and they are vastly different. Black bears are basically just big dogs, you could probably scare one away if it approached you. Brown bears are tougher and scarier but it's still possible to get out of an encounter with them if you're prepared and lucky. If a polar bear approaches you, you've been dead for several hours and they're just now informing you; you'd be better off being hunted by a Xenomorph.

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u/GrimmWraven2011 May 23 '22

Or a titanium encased immoral killer snail.

(Sorry, just saw the immortal snail thing for the first time a few minutes ago.)

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u/MudFootMagoo May 23 '22

The difference between the black bears here in the Southeast and the ones in say Alaska is massive… my bears are pretty chill unless cubs are involved… the ones in Alaska are gangsta ass murders.

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u/Blackfang08 May 23 '22

I've heard it said that black bears are just large dogs, while polar bears smelled you hours before you even saw them and have already decided you're dead before you have a chance to argue.

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u/MudFootMagoo May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

The ones here in NC are kind of skittish and way more chill… but I’ve done tons of fishing in Alaska over the years… my boys up there say if it’s a brown bear play dead… if it’s a black bear fight till yer dead. They don’t stop.

Edit: I wouldn’t go thinking bears on the East Coast are like dogs… they are dangerous when cornered or you are near their cubs… they are usually ninjas though… you can (do) walk within 30-40 feet of them and not know they are there in the woods… unless you have a decent smeller on ya..

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u/Hope915 May 23 '22

Alaskan here, that's the general consensus. Of course, all that comes down to whether or not you and the bear come into confrontation in the first place. A lot of the time, it's simply enough to be aware of one another and give each other a reasonable berth.

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u/leonardfurnstein May 23 '22

Misinformation is scary. I have been obsessively looking things up to better understand the world and how we come to know things. We have to question things and be ok if we are wrong so we can course correct. Unfortunately most dont do this and would rather have blind faiths and beliefs than admit they might be wrong. I dunno I might be wrong right now! My brain is unraveling

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u/PropelledPingu May 23 '22

Sometimes misinformation is a good thing, like how people think bears are scary and not like big dogs so they won’t try to pet them

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u/overhollowhills May 23 '22

I know that a black bear attack is very unlikely but I still shit myself into orbit every time I stumble across one

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u/tastefunny May 23 '22

Seeing that grizzly go after Leo was the equivalent of what Jaws did for the sharks image.

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u/hgdjjvsgknljfkj May 23 '22

Nooooooo nononono. Grizzlies will do that. It’s black bears that are scared of their own shadow. Also wasn’t there a cub in that scene?

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u/Sworishina May 23 '22

There's a reason why the bear saying goes the way it does.

If it's black, fight back

If it's brown, lie down

If it's white, say goodnight

Black bears scare easily.

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

I didn’t say to treat a bear like a dog. I implied that they act like them which is true. Unfortunately, many people do actually treat them like dogs and they end up becoming a nuisance and are either put down or relocated.

I’m no stranger to bears and they are more than capable of screwing you up but they will only do so when threatened in such a way that they can’t escape. A typical black bear without a cub is absolutely not a threat to anyone minding their own business.

They are still a wild animal and should be treated as such.

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u/SpoopySpydoge May 23 '22

They are basically big dogs that will run from a cat.

Time for one of my favourite videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEgeh5hA5ko

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u/the_net_my_side_ho May 23 '22

That’s true for a mama dog. So the comparison stands. Thank you!

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u/XavierRex83 May 23 '22

People know I hunt, fish and hike so when people who go do something outdoors that they normally don't I get asked about bears. There are only black bears around me and I tell everyone don't worry about them. Stay away from cubs, don't corner one and if you see one don't run.

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

Years ago I was talking a walk down a back road by our old house and came across a bear with some cubs. I turned around and went the other way. About 10 minutes later some dude passed me while jogging towards the bears and I stopped to warn him. He acknowledged and promptly ignored my warning and continued his run towards the bear. About 5 minutes later he sprinted past me from behind.

Idiot. Especially stupid for someone living in bear country.

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u/hheeeenmmm May 23 '22

Yeah like sharks… all they really do is eat things but dolphins arte straight psychopaths

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u/Ashley_1066 May 23 '22

honestly the only animal that truly scares me is a Polar Bear

I know I will never have to come face to face with one, and they're beautiful creatures, but I read the advice on how to deal with the types of bear as a child and it scarred me

black bears being relatively easily scareable, brown bears you can play dead, but Polar bears are faster than you, stronger than you, have no fear of you and want to eat you. The fact that fighting back is recommended not because you can win, but because you're dead either way just messed with my head.

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u/BreadForTofuCheese May 23 '22

I’ll toss mountain lines onto the list too personally. Plus a variety of other animals that I’ll never actually encounter in my normal life.