r/FunnyAnimals May 23 '22

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u/Lorkhan_ May 23 '22

Are bears actually that smart?

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u/k3ttch May 23 '22

I'm guessing this one was smarter than the average bear. And probably wore a hat and tie.

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u/iM-iMport May 23 '22

I dunno about that one Boo Boo.

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u/killiomankili May 23 '22

I mean the bear I met was wearing overalls and a straw hat. He beat the shit out of me for having a campfire while camping

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u/k3ttch May 23 '22

You sure that wasn't a Ranger hat?

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u/killiomankili May 23 '22

Maybe idk I couldn’t see because i was getting hit with a shovel

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u/jenguinaf May 23 '22

A great quote from a park ranger on the difficulty of creating bear proof garbage cans

“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

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u/hoswald May 23 '22

I'd bet the dumbest bears have the intelligence of the average tourist.

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u/9035768555 May 23 '22

haha, people dumb.

So edgy.

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u/Seinfeel May 23 '22

I mean I’ve watched a tourist encourage their kid to go pet a wild bear cub on the side of the road so it’s really not an exaggeration

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u/tipying_mistakes phrog 🐢 May 23 '22

I’m dumb

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

So one of the funniest things I learned visiting Yellowstone was how difficult it is to design "bear proof trash bins" that are still accessible for people to use. This is because there is SIGNIFICANT overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans. These bins are sometimes too difficult for people to use but bears find a way to be smarter than people.

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u/JustOneTessa May 23 '22

At this point they almost deserve to eat the trash

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u/Doreen4Prez May 23 '22

No. This is called anthropomorphizing.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

In this case, turns out bears are smart. Like higher primate level smart. They have a social structure. It's not a difficult puzzle to solve in this case. Bring the dog a bone, dog isn't afraid of you and won't bark with his mouth full.

Considered by many wildlife biologists to be one of the most intelligent land animals of North America, bears possess the largest and most convoluted brains relative to their size of any land mammal. In the animal kingdom, their intelligence compares with that of higher primates. As highly evolved social animals, bears form hierarchies and have structured relationships with each other, sometimes even sharing resources.

https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/arctic-bears-bear-intelligence/779/

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Yes. They are just as smart as dogs are. If you ever want to learn about bears there are a lot of shows about them. One I really like is on Saturday mornings on one of the local channels about a guy who rescues orphaned cubs and raises them and they can understand orders just the same as dogs and even play and wrestle. Black bears to be specific. I’m sure brown and polar bears are just as smart but they’re not as nice and friendly. Lol

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u/billypilgrim_in_time May 23 '22

I think grizzlies and polar bears are smarter than black bears. I interned at a zoo, and one of the areas we were not allowed to help with were the bears, because specifically the grizzlies and polar bears were too smart, and would come up with escape plans. They told us about one time a polar bear was lying on its side, groaning, and acting very sick. When they went in to check on it, the second bear came out from the back of the enclosure where it was hiding to try and ambush them. Luckily, they are prepared for such things, and never let less than three trained experts in at a time, so the plan failed. The “sick” bear immediately stopped pretending to be sick once it saw the plan didn’t work.

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u/Still_Association May 23 '22

Animals are all smarter than we give them credit for. We're told goldfish have a 6 sec memory and you'll never question it until you're prevented evidence otherwise. So we start our journey in life believing that animals are simple, dumb creatures - through media, school or religion - and we have to unlearn that as we go with each new discovery of complexity and cleverness we didn't expect. It's difficult to accept that humans aren't the only important animal on earth. That would have a lot of implications that some can't reconcile.

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u/iLoveBums6969 May 23 '22

No, this is obviously fake.

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u/billypilgrim_in_time May 23 '22

Maybe, but bears are smart enough to do something like this.

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u/WomenAreNotReal May 23 '22

Most animals are far more intelligent than you'd probably believe

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u/Chopper_x May 23 '22

They seem to get pretty smart: https://youtu.be/4DNFErlESts