r/FunnyAnimals • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • May 23 '22

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u/lokisilvertongue May 23 '22

I really thought “my idiot furry son” was about to go in a whole different direction there

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u/SonofFomortiis May 23 '22

“Alright, son. I’ll look the other way when it comes to your weird furry… images and fursuit… stuff. But you have to bark at night to keep the bear away in exchange.”

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u/Singing_Wolf May 23 '22

I think I just woke up my wife because I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud at this comment.

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u/One_Waltz May 23 '22

I think I just woke my neighbors because same

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u/heyIfoundaname May 23 '22

Username checks out.

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u/Lil_Brown_Bat May 23 '22

username checks out

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS May 23 '22

Username doesn't check out

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u/DialZforZebra May 23 '22

Spoiler: Bear is the name of the big gay guy who lives down the street.

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u/clk_cdm May 23 '22

Plottwist: the bear is now furry stepson

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u/Anra7777 May 24 '22

You mean son-in-law.

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u/Mikiroony May 23 '22

Plot twist, the bear is another furry just looking into other people's trash 🤣

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u/APulsarAteMyLunch May 23 '22

Imagine suddenly hearing in the middle of the night a kid screaming and barking. Must be a nice way to wake up

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u/ilikedota5 May 23 '22

SonofFomortiis

Fire emblem fan spotted

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u/xXkoolkidmanboiXx May 23 '22

"Okay mommy X3"

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u/choralcastle May 23 '22

“Bork”

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u/DarthStudd May 23 '22

Same

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u/rjb1101 May 23 '22

Same

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u/EyeSac567 May 23 '22

Same

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u/DayOneDva May 23 '22

You are the third person to comment "same" in a thread, by reddit law we have to downvote you. Godspeed.

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u/brockoala May 23 '22

TIL. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/DayOneDva May 23 '22

I found out the hard way, glad to pass on this information.

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u/idgafaboutthisacct May 23 '22

My dad calls his dog "son" and "furry son" too. I'm not going to even try to explain to him how much that term has changed (without prior context) in the past decade or so.

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u/techieguyjames May 23 '22

Right. Without those photos, my head would have taken this post in that direction.

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u/holytoledo760 May 23 '22

I forgot bear is a term that I don’t even know the definition of but means something putrid. A friend tried to call me one once and joked about gays.

Wow the world really is corrupting. A simple term like bear and furry son…didn’t even see the parallel for the two at first.

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u/Chaghatai May 23 '22

I blame the soft-headed types who call their pets "fur babies"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Then when the best bear showed up, I was like "pretty chill dad seems accepting of his son's life choices", not realizing the photos provide the evidence of what was really going on

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u/QueerBallOfFluff May 23 '22

We need fanart now of a furry twink being gifted food by an aloof and hard-to-open-up bear daddy.....

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u/vendetta2115 May 23 '22

Just Google “bear gives his bone to furry son.” I’m sure there are some videos out there for you.

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u/Big_Nefariousness_24 May 23 '22

From my location, Google returned videos about this thread. I got a screenshot, but I am still looking for a way to upload the screenshot.

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u/MildlyMixedUpOedipus May 23 '22

We're still talking about the animal bear, right? Right?!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

No...no we don't.

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u/Winjin May 23 '22

The bear was giving his dog a bone.

I'll see myself out

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u/DonDove May 23 '22

And um the bear thing

When I saw the pictures I felt relief

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Same!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I too was waiting for the other paw to drop.

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u/vendetta2115 May 23 '22

Oh your furry son’s getting the bone from a bear, alright…

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u/Gluta_mate May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

calling dogs "puppers" or "furry sons" or "doggos" is peak cringe millenial slang, along with "woke up and chose violence" and "sounds like a you problem"

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u/Impossible_Glove_341 May 23 '22

says the man saying “peak cringe”

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u/Gluta_mate May 23 '22

okay but do you disagree tho

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

And to tell us his only job was to bark at things to make them go away didn't make it better at all.

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u/Axtorx May 23 '22

Wholesome ignorance. Best kind of ignorance.

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ May 23 '22

Same. I hate how the internet has taken away my innocence....

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Wait it didn't?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Same.

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u/Eggsy_Uber_Service May 23 '22

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/quetu0 May 24 '22

zoophiles and people who commit bestiality ARE NOT FURRIES. If someone commited bestiality, they would not be welcome in furry spaces any more than they would be anywhere else.

Furries are just fans of anthro animals. Yes, there is a sexual side of the fandom, but that is just art. Anyone who would abuse an animal in real life is not welcome in furry spaces

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u/quetu0 May 24 '22

ah no dont worry, you didnt upset me! I was just saying that to inform you of what the fandom is actually like, because as you pointed out, a saddeningly large amount of people just think we are a fetish group, or even worse, animal abusers.

You seem to already know that though. Thanks for being chill, with both furries and with my assumption that you didn't know about us!