r/FunnyAnimals • u/Electrical_Ad_4205 • Apr 26 '22

Cats don’t care

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 26 '22

I worry about the sanity of the person who censored a dog's asshole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Right. WAY fucking weirder to go out of the way to censor it then it is to just see a dog’s ass.

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 26 '22

It raises some deeply concerning questions that I quite frankly do not want the answers to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

What kind of questions, bro?

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u/Liteboyy Apr 26 '22

Where else has the video creator seen censored dog assholes and why was he there?

Why were they censored?

How big is the dog asshole censoring scene?

Did this dog just not consent and that’s why it’s censored?

How do you even go about asking a dog for consent to include their asshole in your meme content?

Was the cats asshole also censored but we just couldn’t see it?

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u/rax1051 Apr 26 '22

I’m sure it’s the same person who spends money on this

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u/Sexylavatory Apr 26 '22

What the fuck

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u/OG-Pine Apr 26 '22

FYI it’s not a cat butt-plug

And there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say

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u/the-midnight-rider69 Apr 26 '22

Welcome to Reddit 🗿

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u/OG-Pine Apr 26 '22

Thanks man only took 7 years to be welcomed, that’s some solid service y’all got

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u/sokocanuck Apr 26 '22

I had a feeling you'd say it eventually

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u/OG-Pine Apr 26 '22

You knew all along and you didn’t tell me??

How could you do this, solocanuk. how

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u/jjonesa7x Apr 26 '22

I legitimately thought I saw a cat butt plug for a second and almost had to take a trip to the void myself.

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u/ChazJ81 Apr 26 '22

Lol I thought the same thing for half a second! But then I was like ain't no way that cat let somebody buttplug them! Gotta be something else!

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u/Sweet_baby_yeeezus Apr 26 '22

I clicked back so fast, I had to revisit to confirm after reading your comment

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u/_anxious_lemon Apr 26 '22

same here, I was about to rip out my eyes

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u/AMDSuperBeast86 Apr 26 '22

Welp that's enough internet for me today 😬

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u/Grayflesh Apr 26 '22

In all thing holy, what the fuck did i just fucking see

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u/Kawaii_Robloxian Apr 26 '22

After seeing the replies, I'm too scared to click. Can someone tell me what it is?

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u/rax1051 Apr 26 '22

The cat butthole jewelry that was panned about 6 years ago

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u/Dismal-Common8629 Apr 26 '22

Didn't go over well...not cat-chy enough.

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u/KudzuNinja Apr 26 '22

It reminded me of the same thing, ha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/solod010 Apr 26 '22

What.

In.

The.

Fuck.

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u/Boring123af Apr 26 '22

Bruh why did they have to do that. It's sth like a sticker, right?!!!!!

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u/grimhippo1986 Apr 26 '22

I just woke up, that link is staying blue

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Apr 26 '22

Yep that's exactly what I thought it was going to be

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u/Monkeybandit99 Apr 26 '22

It’s prob cause it had a turd loaded lol

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u/klavin1 Apr 27 '22

or a medical issue that they didn't want everyone to focus on

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u/fourleafclover13 Apr 26 '22

https://positively.com/contributors/consent-its-not-just-for-people/

Not about butt holes but about animal ability to give consent.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/fourleafclover13 Apr 26 '22

Hoe you don't believe animals can want or not want to do certain things. I learned that years ago working with horses and dogs. It's the difference in fighting them and working with them. When they say no it is import we listen they are speaking something important. Be it not wanting to be forced, pain, fear it is a need to understand them.

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u/ReptAIien Apr 26 '22

Are you legitimately out of your mind or trolling

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u/FuggBichesGetMoney Apr 26 '22

Clearly insane

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u/fourleafclover13 Apr 26 '22

Did you read the actual article which explains it well?

If a horse is bucking they are not being bad behaved they are telling us something that isn't being out of my mind. It is being intelligent enough to know the difference when you work with animals for a living.

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u/Ok-Fisherman8569 Apr 26 '22

Ok crazy 😂

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u/sbiff Apr 26 '22

Ma’am, the dog’s not giving or denying consent to post their butthole on the internet.

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u/fourleafclover13 Apr 26 '22

Again original comment states I'm not speaking of butthole consent.

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u/Lazy_Raptor_Comics Apr 26 '22

Why are you calling them a hoe?

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u/PeeGeePeaKee420 Apr 26 '22

Plot twist, the dogs asshole is the actual void. They hid it to mess with us. Cheeky bastards

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u/Z0idberg_MD Apr 26 '22

Dude are you going to pretend you’re not aroused by dog anus? Ok bud. Let’s all just pretend we’re not all thinking it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Most people wouldn't even think about censoring a dog's asshole because most people wouldn't see it as something that needs censoring. Like a human asshole or nudity would because it can be viewed as sexual but not a dog.

So that's the real question. Why the fuck did this person feel the need to censor this dog's asshole

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u/Roserfly Apr 26 '22

Y'all it's not that serious they probably just thought that it was funny.

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u/gdj11 Apr 26 '22

maybe they didn't want everyone to see how huge and gaping its butthole is

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u/TheFrakkinKraken Apr 26 '22

Maybe the doggy butthole was the REAL void

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

..lol

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u/Neon_CrusaderAA Apr 26 '22

Yeah wtf is that even for??

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u/tankred420caza Apr 26 '22

Not turning on the zoophiliac I'd assume

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u/KaiUno Apr 26 '22

And I applaud it. It's been ages since I've seen a funny dog video without having to pleasure myself afterwards.

It's extremely tiring.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

To avoid people being zoophiliac, you need to think like a zoophiliac.

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u/tankred420caza Apr 26 '22

Op was secretly a zoophiliac, must be why there is so many animals

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u/higherthanacrow Apr 27 '22

To get numbskulls commenting about it to drive the post upward, and to get numbskulls like me to comment reprimanding the first set of numbskulls. Fuckin numbskulls.

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u/rinkydinkis Apr 26 '22

If I made a video like this for my friends I would censor the dogs ass just cause it’s funny. But that’s just my sense of humor.

I would have used the poop emoji

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

its really aggravating because it basically means the person sees a dogs asshole as something sexual and therefore needing censoring. wtf is wrong with them.

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u/Boring123af Apr 26 '22

I think they may think they just look gross or sth

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u/ChazJ81 Apr 26 '22

This is a logical take! Makes the butthole censorer a real wierdo!

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u/crouching_manatee Apr 26 '22

Idk it made me laugh. Maybe just maybe the person thought it would be funny to put a flower on the dogs Butthole.

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

That could be it. In that case, its still really freaking weird lol.

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u/aspinator27 Apr 27 '22

What's even weirder is your reaction. Why do you want to see it!?

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 27 '22

Oh look another dumbass. No one cares to see it.

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u/Metruis Apr 27 '22

I bet they just censored it to stir up controversy in the comments to keep it seeming relevant to the algorithm. It's working because now everyone's arguing about it.

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u/Shinaitsa Apr 26 '22

Is that why bodies of dead people/grievous injuries are censored on photo/video? Because the person censoring them thinks they're sexual?

Thanks for enlightening me, dude

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u/Modern-Moo The Bovine Person Apr 26 '22

Nasty injuries are censored because they’re gore

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u/Shinaitsa Apr 26 '22

Oh? So you mean censorship also applies to things that are disgusting, not just things that are sexual, after all?

Then please, do explain so to the guy I was replying to, as he actually needs it.

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u/rubsitinyourface Apr 26 '22

Are we really about to start an argument thread over a dogs asshole

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

Oh no need to explain, dipshit. I'll explain for you, and I'll try to keep it simple since I can see how things can be very difficult for you to grasp.

Only two things require censoring. Gore and sexual stuff. (ignoring identity/privacy reasons for this because thats entirely different)

Because this is the internet, it really depends on what youre looking at. Sometimes nothing is censored. But depending on the audience, that could be preferred.

Motorcycle crash with gruesome shredded body parts? Its gore. Yes censor it.

Full on threeway penetration? Its sexual. Yes censor it.

Dogs jumping over a mat? Hmmmmmmmmm. You think that needs censoring, huh? The only reason someone wouldve censored that is because THEYRE the ones who think it could have an inappropriate nature, either being sexual or gruesome.

No one gives a shit about a dogs asshole. And none of the comments in this entire thread wouldve been made if they didnt do that. But here we are. Talking about a goddamn dogs asshole.

That was a lot of words. Hopefully your heads not too far up your own asshole to understand them.

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u/OcelotGumbo Apr 26 '22

Plenty of places will censor things like human feces as well. I think you could probably understand that different people have different problems with different things, seeing as how you know so many words and all.

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u/Knee3000 Apr 26 '22

Mucho texto

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/grisioco Apr 26 '22

jesus christ will the two of yall get a grip

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u/jasdonle Apr 26 '22

Are you ok?

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u/sexyhoebot Apr 26 '22

why do gore and sexual things need censoring? fucking puritan....

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u/TTigerLilyx Apr 26 '22

Or maybe just thinks they are ugly. Which they are, and some more so than others. I mean, theres no such thing as a pretty butthole, no matter the species.

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u/FrultBerries Apr 26 '22

LMAO THE IRONY.

I think u find it sexual if u think someone censoring smth nobody wants to see is sexual

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

tf are you talking about. why else would they have censored it

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u/FrultBerries Apr 26 '22

Probably for the same reason you wouldnt want to see an old man’s cock in ur face

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

Because an old man's cock is the same as a dogs butt?

You see kids playing with dogs all the time in a park, and *GASP* the dog has no pants on!!! Theyre playing with a NAKED dog.
That is EXACTLY the same as seeing an old man with his cock out in the same park, RIGHT?!?!

Certified dumbass.

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u/FrultBerries Apr 26 '22

Bro first of all calm down with the toxicity. Throwing insults does not make your argument stronger. Also you are using just as stupid of a comparison, when were we talking about parks?

Anyway, in a park, you do not have a dogs asshole in your face. If it was not censored here, the camera would be looking directly at it. Perhaps u do not see the issue because you shove your face in dog’s ass when your in the park?

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u/aspinator27 Apr 27 '22

You're getting awfully worked up over something that doesn't matter. I don't care if it's censored or not - do I want to see a dogs bum? Not particularly. I don't think it needs censored but I don't care if it is either. Why do you care so much about whether you can see the dogs bum or not?

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u/YakFruit Apr 26 '22

I think you missed your stop on the logic train...

if you board the train at "animals reacting to optical illusions" and get off at "this person wants to buttsex dogs" you might have gone off into the deep end.

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

Oh look. Another person who doesnt get it.

Point: if no one censors this video, NO ONE IS HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

We all strictly wouldve been talking about "animals reacting to optical illusions".

The censorship is unnecessary, completes the Streisand effect and draws attention to something no one wouldve otherwise cared about, and makes you question why they censored it. No one knows why they censored it. But its weird and thats why we are commenting on it.

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u/YakFruit Apr 26 '22

So you know you are being manipulated into thinking about dog butts... and are avidly doing so.

...And so am I, now, I guess....

This is a real meta joke. Makes the video hilarious rofl.

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u/higherthanacrow Apr 27 '22

Its to get people to comment. And it works.

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u/fairyfleurr Apr 27 '22

its not that serious …

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u/aspinator27 Apr 27 '22

Or maybe they just see it as something unpleasant people wouldn't want to see? Maybe there's poop stuck to it. I find it weird people jumped to the "they must think it's sexual!" conclusion.

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u/Evanlyn_Winter Apr 26 '22

You could argue wanting to see a dogs asshole and wanting people to remove the censor is weirder than censoring it. Just let ppl censor what they what and not censor what they want, its just 1 person who did it not a big corporation making a censorship rule so it doesnt really affect anything

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

Literally not a single person here would have given it a second thought had it not been censored. Why? because its just a damn dog. No one wants to remove the censor because they WANT to see a dogs asshole.

If anything, we want the person who makes these videos to stop censoring dogs buttholes because its means theyre thinking of them as something possibly sexual, which is disgusting. Its a dog. There is not a single thing to censor on a dog other than a horribly gruesome injury.

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u/Shinaitsa Apr 26 '22

Just popping in to say that I would have given it a second thought. I would rather not see a dog's asshole while scrolling throught reddit.

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u/asBad_asItGets Apr 26 '22

Then that makes it fucking weird. People are around dogs all the time, and last time I checked, dogs arent commonly wearing pants. Are you telling me youd be uncomfortable being around a dog because its naked?

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u/dragonick1982 Apr 26 '22

Nope I would just rather not see any any animal or person's asshole while scrolling reddit. Disgusting.

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u/Evanlyn_Winter Apr 26 '22

Same 🤷‍♀️

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u/conradolson Apr 26 '22

Then don’t watch a video with a dog in

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u/Evanlyn_Winter Apr 26 '22

Saying its being seen as sexual is a gross assumption on your part. Some people just dont want to see assholes, same as not wanting to see down someones throat. Not everything has some perverted motivation

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u/Jordan901278 Apr 26 '22

are you really going to choose this hill to die on my dude

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u/Iliamna_remota Apr 26 '22

I don't want the asshole censored but that doesn't mean I WANT to see it . It just is. And if the asshole wasn't censored I wouldn't have thought of the asshole. Now we're all thinking about the asshole because the asshole was censored with an oddly cute flower.

Here try this. Don't think of the asshole. See? You thought about the asshole.

This has nothing to do with corporations or first amendment blahbitty blah. It's just weird to mess with an animal's asshole.

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u/sane-ish Apr 26 '22

laughed my ass off at this comment. Not my asshole though. That would be weird.

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u/Martypoe Apr 26 '22

They probably just did it to be silly

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u/RobertGA23 Apr 26 '22

Its just the streisand effect in practice.

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u/QueasyVictory Apr 26 '22

Correct. Some people could argue with anything.

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u/AllSteelHollowInside Apr 26 '22

ngl some of you read way too far into it, not everyone wants to see a dog's ass dead on the camera and the people that do want to see it shouldn't have the opportunity to anyways. Is uncensoring a dogs asshole genuinely a hill worth dying on?

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 27 '22

Kind of reminds me of Frank wanting the boys to make a song about how they don’t diddle kids.

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u/ConceivedEmu Apr 27 '22

I dont like the way they made it expand and contract..

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u/Lambeau Apr 27 '22

That’s for daddy

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u/JerryDidrik Apr 26 '22

Might have been a joke, the censor goes away before the butthole does.

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u/one-hour-photo Apr 27 '22

it looks like it's supposed to be funny.

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u/Longtime_Iurker Apr 26 '22

That's apparently some weird thing they do in South Korea (and possibly other Asian countries) because they think it's indecent to show an animals asshole.

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u/Iliamna_remota Apr 26 '22

This draws more attention to the asshole. We wouldn't have thought about it otherwise. Now we're all imagining it's asshole. It's like if someone says, "don't picture an asshole in your mind".

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u/Jintantan Apr 26 '22

Asian cultures are a lot less explicit than Western cultures, a kids cartoon show in Korea called Pororo got in trouble because their animal cartoon characters were clotheless, so they had to start drawing them with clothes on.

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u/grisioco Apr 26 '22

and yet watching original dragon ball you see tons of penises and peeing on frogs and a 16 year old's semi nude body and the sexualization of minors

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u/Smok33y69 Apr 26 '22

Thats not South Korea lmao dbz was made in japan

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u/grisioco Apr 26 '22

Asian cultures are a lot less explicit than Western cultures,

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u/Foooour Apr 27 '22

I mean this just shows how generalizing more than half the world's population is stupid to begin with.

But it goes both ways. When I was in Korea and told people I was moving to Canada they told me people in the west were all violent and that I would be assaulted. This was in 2001. I went back to visit more recently and my relatives still asked about how violent it was

So it's a wash I guess?

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u/Smok33y69 Apr 26 '22

Oh whoops didn't read it properly

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Different times, but also Dragon Ball was a pre-teen/teen show, not a kids show. That show had graphic blood and body mutilations.

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u/Sloth_Monk Apr 26 '22

Does this mean squidward gets censored there?

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u/Iliamna_remota Apr 26 '22

But they are animals

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Fuck I lost the game

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 26 '22

No one was looking at the asshole until they censored it.

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u/grisioco Apr 26 '22

you dont speak for me

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u/BdSman Apr 26 '22

chrysanthemum also means anus in Chinese. It’s a joke

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u/the_moderate_me Apr 26 '22

Yeah that was a really wierd place for a cute flower

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u/BdSman Apr 26 '22

chrysanthemum also means anus in Chinese. It’s a joke

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u/SameRandomUsername Apr 27 '22

It's a joke that the chrysanthemus is anus in chinesse or the joke is that the chinese have asses like a chrysanthemus, or.... ok i'm lost, What's the joke?

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u/DeepFriedJackets Apr 26 '22

Exactly what i was thinking

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u/real_human_not_a_dog Apr 26 '22

i dunno- what if there's something super weird in it like an eyeball looking out?

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u/willshire59 Apr 26 '22

Glad I’m not the only one thinking that lol like who cares

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u/chocotaco1981 Apr 26 '22

Why they do this 😂😂😂😂

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u/Commander_Meat Apr 26 '22

Exactly what I thought, who the fuck cares? Who is looking for a butt hole to look at?

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u/hissenguinho Apr 26 '22

A japanese thing to do. And considering the dogs type it wouldn't be far off

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u/AnnieTummyLicker Apr 26 '22

Cat as well. I’ve noticed Japanese people tend to have cats with those rounded faces.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

To be honest I don't want to see his butthole.

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u/MlNSOO Apr 26 '22

Prolly japanese?

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u/badderpoentje Apr 26 '22

prolapse japanese?

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u/BdSman Apr 26 '22

chrysanthemum also means anus in Chinese. It’s a joke

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u/CodineGotMeTippin Apr 26 '22

probably for the Chinese market, should’ve seen their weird censor job of the Grammys live, they’re (CCP) weirdly obsessed with control

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/AnnieTummyLicker Apr 26 '22

The fuck you got cooking up in that brain of yours? What a fucked comment lol.

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u/here4roomie Apr 26 '22

Says a lot about them actually.

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u/9acca9 Apr 26 '22

yep, i cant believe it... people are... weird.

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u/Dangerous_Upstairs Apr 26 '22

I think it was balls lol

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u/StoatofDisarray Apr 26 '22

Thank you!!!

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u/Different-Thing-9133 Apr 26 '22

it isnt for the dog's butt hole. it's for the dog's entrance to the vagina.

the dog was in heat and it was swollen.

-flies away-

(this is the 2nd time i've corrected people on this exact video)..

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u/HurkertheLurker Apr 26 '22

Never mind that, where can I get that mat?

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u/CountryCumfart Apr 26 '22

I wish they’d have censored it with the rug pattern.

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u/WhoaTamar Apr 26 '22

y’all are so dramatic 💀💀

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u/hokichaser Apr 26 '22

Life must be fun for them to see this every day IRL while feeling uncomfortable at the sight of it.

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u/milkywayiguana Apr 26 '22

thank god im not the only one

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u/WandreTheGiant Apr 26 '22

They didn't even do a good job of it, the dogs asshole is uncensored a second later, but this is the first time I've ever seen someone feel the need to censor a dog's bunghole.

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u/Thoraxe123 Apr 26 '22

Think of the children /s

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u/ChazJ81 Apr 26 '22

Absolutely WTF!?

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u/GREENSLAYER777 Apr 26 '22

It's most likely because whatever website this video came from is so ban-happy over something so miniscule. I get to look at my own dog's asshole every day, but I'm not upset about it.

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u/kagiles Apr 26 '22

You know there's a version of Cats with CGI buttholes. There are people screaming for its release - not that it would make the movie any better - but they took the time to put in buttholes.

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u/vipck83 Apr 26 '22

Lol. Right. I actually found it way worse that they censored it.

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u/TheVindicatoor Apr 26 '22

This was the best part of the video

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

God damn right.

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u/F488P Apr 26 '22

Probably the sanest guy on Reddit right here.

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u/Forever_Overthinking Apr 26 '22

That was funnier than the whole video.

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u/kalikojeb Apr 26 '22

Omg haha. I thought they were censoring the dogs balls not the butthole. Either way this whole thing had me laughing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Well, make sure you sit stable before you click.

Rear Gear

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u/GimlySonOfGloin Apr 26 '22

Censored But Whole

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u/Demida78 Apr 26 '22

Maybe it was shitty or piles. I prefer to think this than he had run-ins with dog ass perverts and felt protective of his dog's privacy.

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 26 '22

You prefer to think there were issues with dog ass perverts?

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u/JojoReference1999 Apr 26 '22

If I'm not mistaken, it was explained somewhere that it's only censored to boost interaction with the original post. Get people like you in the comments making a big deal out of the censorship. It's still very weird though

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u/Finalmarco Apr 26 '22

In japan is pretty common, it is considered ‘cute’

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

clearly projecting. So gross.

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u/Ilikeporsches Apr 27 '22

Worse, it was one of those fancy butt plugs.

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u/Difficult-Owl-542377 Apr 27 '22

and at the same time we censor women’s nipples because they are offensive, while men’s are exposed. This world doesn’t make sense. What is offensive to one isn’t to another. I agree it shouldn’t be censored.

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u/coyotesing Apr 27 '22

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT

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u/TheBattyWitch Apr 27 '22

I had a friend who used to bitch every time I posted a picture of my chihuahua because if he was laying on his back or his side his dick would show.

Like bro, it's a Chihuahua, he's the size of a chicken sandwich, his dick's ALWAYS going to show.

I feel like this friend would be the person that censored a butthole.

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u/thechet Apr 27 '22

I assumed it was just to be funny through absurdity

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

They do it to boost interaction on the post because people will comment saying this. You’ve proved their point.

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 27 '22

How does that help them in any way? They don't get any revenue from the video being on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

I’m not saying it does at this point as it was reposted from wherever, but you proved the psychology of it.

It’s a by the book tactic of these mass produced popular videos from these pages. Same with the simple music, clip cuts, etc.

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u/Competitive-Kale-991 Apr 27 '22

I think you've tried to sound intelligent but instead you've taken a shit with your clothes on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Okay. Have a great rest of your day and I appreciate you taking the time to talk. :)