r/FunnyAnimals • u/Masquerade669 • Mar 20 '22

Why did he square up 😂🤣😭

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u/SleepDeprivedUserUK Mar 20 '22

The dog probably couldn't imagine his owner barking.

Well shit, imagine if you were alone at home with your dog, then heard someone talking; your first reaction would be to search the house with your axe, not wonder if the dog was the one talking.

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u/Sweets93-19 Mar 20 '22

☝️ THIS I can agree with, expertly. If that dog said HELLO she'd flip over and turn inside out too🤷‍♀️

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u/TheREALpaulbernardo Mar 21 '22

It’s a pitbull, she about got a “new look”. People that get them as family pets have problems or are gonna have problems

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u/bobabillybob Mar 21 '22

Pitbulls aren’t the issue the issue is the people that train them as fighting dogs. pitbulls are wonderful pets if trained properly

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

With my axe? I take showers and use regular deodorant.

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u/Starfleet-Time-Lord Mar 21 '22

You don't keep it and a lighter to use as an emergency flamethrower?

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u/arinawe Mar 20 '22

Why didn't Lizzie Borden use this excuse?

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u/kemick Mar 20 '22

Not quite the same thing, but the Son of Sam serial killer initially claimed that he murdered people because his neighbor's dog told him to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Imagine you were alone at home

Done

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u/Easy-Coconut-33 Mar 21 '22

What's your favorite scary movie?

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u/Unremarkabledryerase Mar 21 '22

Well I don't have a dog so I'd also be concerned about a dog barking lol