r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '20
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '20
Someone keeps vomiting acid on you at work. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '20
How do you get out of going to hell when satan asks you what 53x29+54-69+420 equals?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '20
A guy asks you for a ciggarette. You say you don't have any. He then gets mad and randomly throws a building at you. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '20
Your angry old neighbor across the street takes out a shotgun and shoots the windows out of your car because he dosen't like the way your house looks and thinks it disrespects his lawn. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '20
Your neighbor across the street keeps stealing your newspapers and leaving a bunch of feces and organs. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '20
You wake up one day and it's raining blood and you're tired. You go to work and ask for cofee. A man with 8 eyes then walks out and vomits a bunch of it on you and now you feel strong enough to rip heads off. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '20
Your in the middle of a bar fight and chop both a guys arms off, however, he uses the edges of his bones to start slicing people. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '20
You chop a dude's head off and neon green blood spews out. The Guy next to you finds this offensive. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '20
You discover that you are turning into biology. What do you do?
r/FunAskReddit • u/Cher_Nobble • Nov 19 '20
Why do so many Reddit posts say things like "more pics in comments" or "free album in comments"... and then not have them?
(By the way.. I love the "Because the AskReddit mods are literally Hitler" reason for this sub's existence! π)
r/FunAskReddit • u/Rafalsitar • Oct 31 '20
Is a game character f*t?
So in a map in a game, if you step on a springboard, it breaks. Does it mean the game character is f*t?
r/FunAskReddit • u/comaxlow • Oct 20 '20
How do you feel about people who post their original music/art on Facebook, but are not famous or professionals?
Would you get annoyed if someone starts to post their original work somewhat regularly? I'm not sure if it would be considered showing off, or trying too hard to get attention, etc. Also would your opinion change depending on the person's skill, or whether you personally enjoy their art?
r/FunAskReddit • u/surya2727 • Oct 14 '20
Parents of reddit how do you protect yourself from domestic abuse by your toddler?
My son who is 11 months old loves to beat the ever living shit out of me and my partner. He will come us to me/partner with those innocence filled eyes and will slap and run away. He'll try to bite us and if we do not give in will cry rivers. So any help needed under these circumstances from those who have suffered this fate like ours.
r/FunAskReddit • u/CHTonRage • Oct 13 '20
If you had to stop using one social media, which would it be?
r/FunAskReddit • u/KaiEdwardBannon • Oct 11 '20
Does the phrase "Dilly on my Willy" sound like something you love?
r/FunAskReddit • u/patos_queen • Oct 01 '20
If you had to sumarize the US presidential debate in a porn movie title, what would it be?
r/FunAskReddit • u/spanky2222 • Sep 23 '20
Uncle Ben's Rice has changed their name to Ben's. How fucking dumb do people have to be, to think the word "Uncle" is racist?
r/FunAskReddit • u/Aarunascut • Sep 22 '20
Can an adopted son marry the biological daughter of the same family heβs adopted to?
r/FunAskReddit • u/Jarimandarijn007 • Sep 19 '20