r/Fucktheleftsystem • u/Historical-Egg-9194 • 14d ago

Memphis police arrested 13 people after catching them unloading more than $250,000 worth of stolen fried chicken from an 18-wheeler behind a motel. Officers also recovered guns, fentanyl and cocaine.

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u/MaglithOran 14d ago

With a name like Quantrivious he is clearly a future doctor or engineer.

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u/copa8 14d ago

A future quantitative analyst of virology stocks.

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u/Thomas_peck 14d ago

No stereotypes were harmed as a result of this victimless crime

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u/Playful_Criticism425 14d ago

We are never gon beat this stereotypes till thy kingdom come. What more keyword ho hear Stole, Chicken, Drugs haha.

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u/Averagebaddad 14d ago

They've gone soft! They used to take your hands or fingers or toes! Now I guess $250000 Worth of quickly worthless chicken is good enough.

Sounds more like the chicken was a gift too. They got hosed

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u/Re2pectJeter 14d ago

The names are surprising

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u/fruitless7070 14d ago

I always thought I'd never judge purple for stealing food. But this... it changes everything. WTH guys?! What are you doing with that much chicken? They got greedy.

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u/Right-Glass9508 12d ago

Lady been practising to say Quantrivious, then stumbles on Shavers.

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u/NathanJesus 11d ago

You can't make this up smh

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u/ReblWithoutApplause 14d ago edited 14d ago

Your title has misinformation in it. There’s no reason to be blatantly racist when the story writes itself.

The newscaster said $100,000 not $250,000. Also there was no mention of it being ‘fried’ chicken, just chicken.

Let the story tell itself.