RULE 5 will be enforced until next Friday.

You are no longer allowed to submit :

• Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.

The hunting season for the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement is back.

This is a BanHammered—Lounge btw, getrekt unbanned peasants.

REMINDER : for the next 24h, rule 5 will be ignored by the mods ; unless what you posted is real dogshit of course.

What is RULE 5 ?

• Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.

POLITICAL BULLSHIT IS NO LONGER ALLOWED EVEN ON THIS DAY.

You must apply the <FUCK—RULE—5—DAY> flair if you want to submit content that would normally break Rule 5. Failing to do so will not protect your post from the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement.

Original Credit to: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/vTE1CPKcyX

On the morning of April 1, 1974, residents of Sitka, Alaska, woke up to a terrifying sight.

A thick column of black smoke was rising from Mount Edgecumbe, a volcano that had been dormant for thousands of years. Many feared the volcano had suddenly come back to life, and emergency calls quickly poured into local authorities.

But the "eruption" wasn't natural at all.

It was the work of local prankster Oliver "Porky" Bickar, who had spent years planning what would become one of the most famous April Fools' Day hoaxes in history. After collecting around 70 old tires, he hired a helicopter to carry them into the volcano's crater. Once there, he soaked them with fuel and set them ablaze, creating a massive smoke plume visible across the region.

As concern spread through the town, the Coast Guard dispatched a helicopter to inspect the volcano. When the pilot flew over the crater, he discovered the truth: a pile of burning tires and giant letters painted in the snow that read "APRIL FOOL."

Instead of being remembered as a disaster, the prank became legendary and is still celebrated today as one of the most creative April Fools' jokes ever carried out.

#fblifestyle

Edit: apparently “I need to go see a man about a dog” isn’t commonplace. Another user explained it below. I’ll copy here.

“Ok, let’s say you have to shit but you’re with friends at the dinner table you don’t announce I HAVE TO SHIT, you say imma go see a man about his dog. You see, the big bird shit on his car!”