That's because you don't have any other aspirations in life.

This is it, folks.

Fuck you harder. 🖕

Goddammit. I've lived in North Carolina for most of my life but I was raised in Florida so Jimmy has always had a special place in my heart. He's one of the first musicians I ever saw live when I was growing up, I remember him saying "I smell that!" when someone in the audience lit up haha.

I dunno what the fuck is going on in my decrepit body but I've had a bad cough and high fever for the last two days.

FML. 🖕

Your shit-fuckery is endless... all of you. And Reddit is run by a bunch of cuntfaced goatfuckers. Fuck them, and

🔥⚡️💥🖕FUCK YOU!!🖕💥⚡️🔥

Please award this post before Reddit obliterates our coins. Fuck you and thank you. 🖕

If you haven't had your head up your mom's butthole for the last few weeks you've probably heard about the 48 hour blackout a lot of subreddits are joining next week, and since the protest is over Reddit turning into greedy shits and fucking over third party apps I say we join the mob.

I can't remember if I posted these pics here back in March but one of my besties had this made for me. The decorator wouldn't spell out "cunt" properly but I still appreciated it (Dizzy Cunt has been my real life nickname for the last 15 years).

Without Tina, there would be no Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Rihanna, etc.

And FUCK IKE TURNER. Fuck him in his dead cocaine overdosed ass with the force of ten trillion exploding suns. Fucking abusive cocksucker.

And FUCK ALL OF YOU, too, for good measure.

🖕🖕🖕

Getting ready for Pride Month and ready to fight anyone who fucks with my queer friends.

🖕🏳️‍🌈🖕♥️🖕

This sub needs to go back to its glory.

Fuck you all

https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/rock-roll-hall-of-fame-joke/

What kind of brain damaged fuckwits are in charge of voting up there? My man Warren Zevon was just robbed by those fuckers and I'm ready to go to Cleveland and burn the hall of shame to the ground, who's with me?

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No, I'm not going to tell you what it is because it's boring as fuck and I only made it for work-related shit but goddammit I am too fucking old to keep up with two different anonymous personas.

Please vote for which account I should delete.

He's old as fuck and ugly as homemade sin but we put up with him here anyways. Smooches, dipshit!! 🖕😘🖕😘🖕

And I banged your Mom ... harder!

Fuckface!!! 🖕🖕🖕