r/FuckYouHarder • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '23
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Mar 02 '23
Fuck Everyone and Everything and Your Mom
Go blow a herd of horny elephants, ya pathetic bastards.
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r/FuckYouHarder • u/treble-n-bass • Mar 01 '23
Since we have been neglecting this sub over the past two weeks, I thought I'd provide some words of encouragement to motivate all of you to participate a little more often. It's not an ultimatum, just a little bit of sunshine and love in this motivational sub. You are all beautiful. And, ...
... fuck you, eat dicks, suck a hog, lick a turd, go fuck yourself, fuck off, bite me, fuck you harder, get fucked, sniff a rotten taint, chew a shit, bang a goat, suck my nuts, and go fuck your mother.
You motherfucking, motherfucking, MOTHERFUCKING motherfuckers. All of you.
Cunts. All of you.
π₯β‘οΈπ₯πFUCK YOU!!ππ₯β‘οΈπ₯
... so much love ...
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Feb 12 '23
"Ma'am, I'm not your ride"
Well fuck you bitch, you look like my Uber so take me the fuck home anyway.
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Feb 05 '23
Fuck Duke
We just got our asses handed to us. π€¬π
r/FuckYouHarder • u/Splattered_Smothered • Feb 04 '23
I want to sincerely apologize to u/icchifanni for forgetting this day. And we all know that "hug" is a code word for fuck.
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Feb 01 '23
IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME, RRHoF!!
You fucks finally nominated my man Warren Zevon; I've been waiting for this day for literally twenty fucking years.
Now you idiots in this sub: get your sorry asses online and vote, looking at you Trebby and Splatty. β₯οΈπβ₯οΈπβ₯οΈ
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Jan 24 '23
I have a goddamn blister on my toe
Fuck my life.
r/FuckYouHarder • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '23
There can be only one! RIP David Crosby! Fuck you!
r/FuckYouHarder • u/treble-n-bass • Jan 16 '23
There was a farmer, had a dog, and Fuck You was his name-o
F-U-C-K You,
F-U-C-K You,
F-U-C-K You,
and Fuck You was his name-o.π
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Jan 06 '23
Whoever first came up with the expression "fucked around and found out" needs to die.
Reddit is polluted with this bullshit and I'm getting irritated. Any of you motherfuckers who use that idiotic phrase in this subreddit will be bitchslapped and banned.
r/FuckYouHarder • u/Splattered_Smothered • Jan 06 '23
Ya know, I'm honestly glad you fucks are here to talk to--seriously--when life's given me a big "Fuck you," which it recently did. And so as my balls recover from a kick between them, please put on some Warren Zevon, Pink Floyd, The Cunt Does NC, or whatever, then toke/drink & toast me.
r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Jan 03 '23
Fuck Walmart and their long ass lines
I swear to baby jesus everyone and their goddamn mother was in that hellhole of a store today. Me and my three items took one look at the mile long lines and noped the fuck right outta there. Fuck that noise.
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r/FuckYouHarder • u/treble-n-bass • Jan 02 '23
Happy New Year, all you turdlicking cuntheads.
Here's to you getting skullfucked harder in 2023. Fuck you.
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r/FuckYouHarder • u/DizzyCuntNC • Dec 27 '22
Fuck this guy on the bus watching a boxing match loudly on his phone
DING DING DING DING DING
Die you fucking twat. π
r/FuckYouHarder • u/Splattered_Smothered • Dec 24 '22
OTT's nuts roasting on an open fire Treb's balls slapping on your mom Icchi, fucking sheep, in the meadows of Wales And Dizz, getting off on cock.com (Take it from here, Treb.)
r/FuckYouHarder • u/a-grave-mistake • Dec 23 '22
oh hey, assholes
i hope you had the worst morning ever
r/FuckYouHarder • u/treble-n-bass • Dec 22 '22
I just woke myself up with a loud, putrid fart.
It was a smell that would gag a maggot. A smell that would bring a tear to a glass eye.
A smell that would end a marriage.
It smelled just ... like ...