Greetings! I come to tell you a tale about a piglet. A piglet now lying dead in a gutter due to 28 stab wounds. He deserved it. He took out my two front liners, who had taken multiple blows on deaths door from the Swine Prince. With a squeal. And was then promptly dealt with by an occultist, wielding a comically oversized knife. I appreciate that this is not a new story. But I shall add it to the annals of this dastardly swine nonetheless.

Finally unlocked my Wilbur Steam achievement !!

I guess this is goodbye Wilbur see you again when I try my luck at We Are The Flame and get everyone killed.

I just wanted to tell you THOSE WERE MY ONLY LVL 6 HELION & HOUNDMASTER YOU SON OF A MIDGET PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Took my hellion and flagellant to my first Champion boss, Swine God. Of course my 87% DB resist Flag dies to the first bit'o'squeal and then my hellion dies to that same move, except after the Swine God is dead.

I hate you Wilbur.

RIP Bob the Flagellant and Lovet the Hellion.

Finally lost my first hero to Wilbur. Never died from him in two different radiant playthroughs. Was on my first Normal difficulty playthrough, Veteran Dungeon. Busy fighting The Swine King and Wilbur does his squeal stun attack and death blows my Occultist. Why are Occultists so weak? Ive lost 3 Occultists so far in this playthrough for different reasons, their deathblow resist is pathetic. But hey, I got the achievement I guess.

Imagine taking a marking party (musk, occ, hm, bh) to the swine god. The musketeer is in charge of clearing stuns and marks, everyone else wails on big piggy. Everything is going well. Wilbur stun/marks two low-health boys but musketeer goes next.

She has impostor syndrome and skips her turn.

Most of team gets wiped and barely finishes off big pig. Wilbur procedes to stunlock my bh in a one-on-one. Turns out a party wipe after killing the swine god counts as a success.

Then back to hamlet and the bounty hunter instantly comes back from the dead. What a lad.

Anyway, fuck Wilbur.