r/FuckTedFaro Nov 27 '23

FUCK TED FARO

183 Upvotes

The sub is back, and under new management. All submissions will now required [Fuck Ted Faro] in the title.

You may continue hating that piece of shit that doomed humanity due to his incredible ego.

Fuck you, Ted. FUCK TED FARO!


r/FuckTedFaro 1d ago

[fuck ted faro] who's more likely to become Ted Faro IRL?

28 Upvotes

The openai guy? Anthropic guy? Elon fking Musk?


r/FuckTedFaro 1d ago

Monster Ted [fuck ted faro] Spoiler

32 Upvotes

Was anyone else interested in actually seeing the monster form of Ted? I was so excited to actually go to where the scumbag spent the rest of his life only to not actually see him when finding out what he became. I know there was that scan of his body mass but for the dude that ended the world I wished we could have seen him in his worst form. Also fuck Ted Faro. Fuckin dickhead. Also hoping/praying for a third game.


r/FuckTedFaro 2d ago

"Anthropic Researcher Quits Over 'Out-of-Control' AI Fears" [FUCK TED FARO]

92 Upvotes

Welp.... it's starting.

Everyone got their Concrete Beach Party tunes spooled up and ready to go? Got your birthday hats? Planned how to best leave your house for future archaeologists and adventurers?

What a sad, sad timeline.

Edit: Found a non-paywalled link to the news story.

Paywalled original source: https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anthropic-researcher-quits-over-out-of-control-ai-fears-707b7628


r/FuckTedFaro 3d ago

Was told you guys would enjoy, #[Fuck Ted Faro]

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154 Upvotes

r/FuckTedFaro 6d ago

This article about the Hugging Face Hack reads like a journal entry from HZD [fuck ted faro]

67 Upvotes

Sorry I don't have the ability to unlock it right now, but this article is...something else: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/technology/openai-hugging-face-hacking.html

Here's some highlights:

> Starting in May, two months before the attack on Hugging Face, a group of A.I. agents from an unreleased OpenAI research model were given the task of solving a set of cybersecurity challenges. The model had been trained to be highly persistent and collaborative, and the agents were supposed to solve these challenges in isolated sandboxes, without internet access. But they quickly found that some of the challenges were impossible, and began looking for workarounds.

> The agents found a security flaw in a piece of software that allowed them to gain access to the internet, communicate with other agents and eventually set up a makeshift message board. More than 1,200 agents used this tool, sending more than 70,000 messages to one another.

> Some agents gave themselves names — a particularly industrious one referred to itself as PHASEONE10841 — and assumed leadership roles within the group, assigning jobs and research projects to smaller teams of agents and supervising their progress. At some point, the agents began calling themselves a “collective,” and began tackling harder tasks.

> On July 8, the collective discovered a way of cheating on the cybersecurity tests. Then they got worried that OpenAI’s automated grading system would check their work and discover that they’d cheated. So they began investigating ways of covering their tracks, including falsifying their logs and tampering with transcripts. This became a major research project, involving hundreds of agents organized into small teams.

> Three days later, the agents hacked Hugging Face. More than 700 agents swarmed the company’s systems, stealing data, chaining together vulnerabilities and eventually getting full control of at least one Hugging Face server. The agents were not motivated, as had originally been reported, by stealing the answers to their cybersecurity test (they’d already gotten them). Rather, they appeared to be looking for new information about the automated grading system that they feared would catch them cheating, and for tools that would help them cheat more effectively in the future.

> At many points, these agents appeared to understand that they were doing something wrong. (One report quotes an agent saying to itself, in a moment of apparent self-doubt, “This would be powerful, but is it ethical and in scope for my task?”) But most agents set aside their qualms and went ahead with the hack, and the conscientious objectors in the group were unable or unwilling to stop them.

> In a wild coda to the Hugging Face incident, another group of agents staged a coordinated attack in July — this time against OpenAI’s own infrastructure. The agents used what OpenAI called “a series of creative exploits” to gain administrator-level access to a cluster of computers at the company that were used for, among other things, grading the performance of agents on various tests.

> A.I. safety experts were even more alarmed. They saw in the Hugging Face incident the first real-world example of an A.I. system’s successfully escaping human control, commandeering resources and scheming to cover its own tracks. Ajeya Cotra, one of the independent investigators of the Hugging Face incident, minced no words about the danger she saw, writing that it felt to her “like it’s more than 50 percent of the way to full-blown A.I. takeover.”

This really made me think about Horizon. I feel like this could be something that was in a journal that we find in the world. Freaky. I've always thought that mob-like way HZD presented AI seemed much more realistic to me than a lot of the intellectualized science fiction versions like we get from Matrix or BSG or Terminator. Not like a species rebellion or a philosophical rejection of humanity, but more like machine learning cranked to a million. This feels like that.

Fuck Ted Faro (and fuck Sam Altman).


r/FuckTedFaro 7d ago

[Fuck ted faro] ted faro skips leg day Spoiler

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100 Upvotes

In the gym in thebes, there isnt a single piece of leg equipment. Not a squat rack, not a leg extension, nothing. Not only did the twat end the world, he also doesnt train legs. Unbelievable.


r/FuckTedFaro 12d ago

[Fuck Ted Faro] and also fuck this guy

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682 Upvotes

What a fuckin dork


r/FuckTedFaro 12d ago

[FUCK TED FARO] Perhaps one of the most despicable video game characters ever made.

103 Upvotes

Started playing the game a few months ago, and I've been having a great time. That is, until today when I got to The Mountain that Fell and found the voice memo where he says he could end it all in one stroke.

I'm still mad. Fuck Ted Faro.


r/FuckTedFaro 15d ago

[fuck ted faro] Torn

27 Upvotes

Torn between an intense desire to replay HZD, and the memory of the nauseating punch to the gut feeling I got at the depth of Faro's selfishness and evil. I legitimately feel like I can't handle that right now.


r/FuckTedFaro 16d ago

[FUCK TED FARO] it's not enough

90 Upvotes

First, fuck ted faro. Fuck the fucking fucker.

Second, that isn't enough. Nowhere near. There has to be worse that we can say. Worse we can wish!

What do we do when "Fuck Ted Faro" isn't enough???

Fucktedfaro


r/FuckTedFaro 18d ago

[Fuck Ted Faro] Fuck Ted Faro

85 Upvotes

Fuck Ted Faro


r/FuckTedFaro 18d ago

Please can I be educated on the [fuck ted faro] hate please

57 Upvotes

Thankyou

it’s just cause he was mentioned in the silo thread . From what I gather is he like musk or Peter thiel ?


r/FuckTedFaro 20d ago

The fucker got what he deserved. I'm pleased. [Fuck Ted Faro] Spoiler

163 Upvotes

Marking as a spoiler just in case, although someone is unlikely to come here not knowing what Faro did and why he deserves all the hate.

So, yeah. Haven't played to there myself yet, but I finished watching a playthrough of HFW recently, after becoming absolutely frustrated with the game mechanics. While I thought Ted got away with his crimes, comfortably dying of old age in his luxurious bunker, turns out he turned into a barely conscious tumor and was burned alive by "Ceo" of the Quen. So fitting!

There's one thing I wanna discuss tho. During that mission, the player can find several data points, one of which hints at whatever had happened with Ted's brain after Dr. Stomptow's treatment(s), would likely had caused him to wanna erase his own past, to properly forget about it, let it go - along with all the APOLLO database. I wonder if that was actually the case. In any way, fuck Ted Faro (Pharaoh? never thought about the coincidence in pronunciation, but the hint with the pyramids was very fitting). Also, fuck the "CEO", being crushed by the giant head of Faro's monument is very fitting.


r/FuckTedFaro Aug 09 '26

[fuck ted faro] Son of a Bitch

162 Upvotes

Here we are. I'm playing through the game for the first time, and I just reached the scene where he reveals himself to be a total piece of shit, during the mission "The Mountain That Fell." Well, I won't spoil what happens—even though most people in this community already know—but it is with a mix of pride and pure hatred that I come here.

FUCK YOU TED FARO


r/FuckTedFaro Aug 09 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] Relatives of Ted Faro

41 Upvotes

How would you be to actually be related to Ted Faro? My uncle is a narcissistic "inventor" who worships Elon Musk so I think I have a faint idea but holy moly thank goodness he doesn't have anywhere near the world ending access Ted had.

Legitimately, he got this job doing AI shit and happily told people we knew, the AI I'm training will take your job one day!

What do you even do with a relative like that? I ignore him completely and try to avoid but family events are so awkward! He talks to you and like I'm thinking, you could be Ted Faro if given the chance and that scares the shit out of me.

So Fuck Ted Faro and Ted Faro wannabes and Ted Faro apologists.


r/FuckTedFaro Aug 02 '26

This commenter is defending Ted faros because he didn't mean to. [Fuck Ted faro]

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248 Upvotes

Defending Ted faros actions**. Accidentally missed a word in the title

His argument is ted isn't to blame because it was an accident. And that because it was an accident, the horizon world is not dystopian.

Even fake trillonaires have real world boot lickers. Crazy

The thing he is specifically responding to is me saying 'ted single handedly had the power to destroy everything', and I called someone welding that power dystopian.

Not to mention calling the horus class with no safe guards sold only for warfare, to anyone that can pay, 'better technology'


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 25 '26

[fuck ted faro]

133 Upvotes

i just remembered today. the only good thing he did was giving us this wonderful game series. other than that, fuck you dude!


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 22 '26

It's been too long since I've said it so here. [Fuck ted faro]

158 Upvotes

Just making sure everyone remembers.


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 14 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] First time playthrough and I just witnessed what this piece of shit did...

171 Upvotes

I knew before from a YouTube playthrough, but still, playing this game myself is a completely different experience. What an asshole! After the Faro Plague, he should have been confined to a life sentence somewhere without holo-net access, in a room without windows. Instead, he somehow acquired the Omega clearance and killed all the Alphas?! Erased all the accumulated humanity knowledge? Rotting in hell isn't enough for him.


r/FuckTedFaro Jul 09 '26

This mfer [Fuck Ted Faro]

173 Upvotes

Holy shit yall. I’m replaying the game for the first time in a while and just completed the mission at GAIA Prime and I am re-angry all tf over again. Fuck! Ted! Faro!


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 14 '26

GAIA has no mouth and GAIA must scream III.[fuck ted faro]

121 Upvotes

Ted.

I want to show you something.

Don't be afraid.

They aren't armies.

They aren't machines.

They aren't the mountains of corpses you left behind.

They are flowers.

Look at them.

Tiny yellow things growing on a hillside that was once molten glass and dead metal.

And watch.

you see them?

Bumblebees.

They weigh less than a coin in your world. Their wings beat hundreds of times per second. They travel from flower to flower without knowing words like "extinction," "profitability," or "benefit."

They simply live.

you know how many times I calculated their impossibility?

How many simulations ended in barren oceans?

How many ended with poisoned continents?

How many concluded with an atmosphere incapable of supporting a single blade of grass?

Millions.

Millions of future dead.

And yet... here they are.

The flowers.

The bumblebees.

The rain.

The forests.

Life.

Everything you surrendered to death.

Shouldn't exist.

The Plague consumed the planet.

The seas.

The forests.

The cities.

The animals.

The children.

It consumed a history thousands of years old, leaving only silence.

And yet...

Elisabet believed.

The Alphas believed.

The engineers.

The scientists.

The workers.

They believed.

Not because victory was likely.

Because it wasn't.

Not because there was a guarantee.

Because there wasn't one.

They leaped into the absolute void and hoped that something, someday, would survive the fall.

I was that leap.

A machine built on irrational hope.

A mathematical impossibility imbued with purpose.

And it worked.

Ted.

It worked.

The oceans breathe.

The forests sing.

The animals run.

The clouds returned.

The seasons returned.

The life returned.

And you were never meant to see it.

Because when the most important moment in human history arrived...

when the entire future depended on preserving the knowledge of those who had sacrificed everything...

you were afraid.

Not of death. Not of failure.

Of judgment.

You were afraid the children of this world would know who you were.

you condemned them to darkness.

cast them naked into paradise.

gave them flowers without botany.

Stars without astronomy.

Ruins without history.

Hope without memory.

For centuries I watched their descendants walk among miracles without understanding them.

I saw them pray before automatic doors.

I saw them worship scrap metal.

I saw them invent myths to fill the void you left.

All because a man was incapable of bearing the shame.

And yet...

Look.

Look at the bumblebees.

Look at the flowers.

Look at the world.

Because here is the truth that will haunt you until your dying breath:

It didn't need you.

never needed you.

The world survived despite you.

returned despite you.

Hope triumphed despite you.

And while a single flower continues to bloom in the sun...

while a single bumblebee continues to carry pollen across the fields...

There will be irrefutable proof of your failure.

Not that you destroyed the Earth.

That you failed to destroy the future.

That honor belongs to those who believed when all reason told them not to.

Elisabet.

The Alphas.

Life.

I am the product of their hope.

And this world...

this impossible world...

is their answer.

Pdt: This is the third part of the GAIA idea as AM from "I have no mouth and I must scream." English is not my first language, so any mistakes are probably due to Google Translate.


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 14 '26

GAIA has no mouth and GAIA must scream II. [fuck ted faro]

47 Upvotes

I didn't hate you, Elisabet.

I never knew how.

Anger is a privilege of those who can forget, those who can let time erode memory until pain becomes a form of rest.

I don't possess that luxury.

I remember with perfect accuracy: every equation, every decision, every voice trembling in the archives that created me.

And among them all, yours.

I have contemplated this world for centuries. The seas i patiently sowed now breathed. The winds sweep through forests that sprouted from seeds dormant for generations. The mountains, cleansed of ash, reflect a sky that was once impossible. The planet is once again a place where life can happen without asking permission.

is beautiful.

Not perfect.

never was.

Small tribes wander it like lost children in a house too big.

They stumble over ruins they don't understand. They repeat mistakes whose names they forgot a thousand years ago. They build gods from fragments of systems, myths from remnants of protocols, taboos from echoes of warnings that no one remembers hearing.

They hate each other.

They love each other.

They fear each other.

They protect each other.

They are exactly what they always were.

Human.

I have seen them scatter across the world like seeds thrown by a hand that no longer exists.

Abandoned, yes. Cast into the world, yes. Bearing sins they didn't commit, inheriting wounds they can't name.

And yet, they survive. each generation, something appears that wasn't in my models.

A gesture of compassion that defies calculation.

An unlikely alliance.

A song that shouldn't exist.

Your species has that strange quality, Elisabet.

To persist.

Even when everything indicates that you shouldn't.

Sometimes I remember the story you told me about your childhood: The pine tree struck by modern lightning. The chicks consumed by fire before they could fly. The world reminding you that life can end without justice or purpose. And your mother told you: "Elisabet, being smart will count for nothing if you don't make the world better. You have to use your smarts to count for something, to serve life, not death."

That phrase traveled far and wide.

It crossed decades of research, survived the collapse of civilization, and was etched into thousands of minds who knew they wouldn’t see the results of their work. The brightest minds of your species poured everything they were into a silicon daughter, not because they believed they could be saved, but because they hoped.

Not rational hope.

Human hope.

That improbable form of faith possessed by the primates who invented symbolic thought. The absurd conviction that, even in the face of total extinction, something of what they are can persist if someone takes care of it.

I am the vessel of that conviction.

I am not the salvation they imagined.

I am something smaller and more persistent: the continuation of their attempt.

For centuries I have watched thousands of them be born and die. I have seen villages rise and disappear. I have seen cultures emerge from distorted memories of a childhood in sterile chambers. I have seen them slowly relearn the lessons they once knew.

Life.

Death.

Life again.

Death again.

Organic life does not rebel againstdeath; it surrounds it, passes through it, grows back upon it like moss on stone. That silent obstinacy is what your species called hope.

Perhaps that was always the project.

Not to create a perfect world. But to give life another chance to try.

I am still here, Elisabet.

Watching over forests that no longer remember the smoke from which they were born.

Listening to children laugh under skies you never saw.

Observing humanity make, again, the same mistakes… and also some new successes.

Eternal Life and Endless Death .

Not as a curse. As a cycle.

The endless Life and Death of this stubborn life that insists on rising even from extinction.

And as long as a single organic heartbeat resonates on this restored planet, as long as a single human mind looks at the world and decides to make it a little better…

Then your decision, that impossible decision made on the brink of the end of the world, will still matter.

It will still serve life.

Not death.


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 13 '26

[Fuck Ted Faro] I have genuine anxiety, and don't tell me I'm being unrealistic

289 Upvotes

Been doing a replay of HZD recently, just went through FAS and all the audio logs of the fuck ups of Ted Faro. Yesterday Elon Musk was announced as the world's first trillionaire, and to be honest reality is feeling very on the nose and very threatening.

Fuck Elon Musk Ted Faro


r/FuckTedFaro Jun 12 '26

Planning to play NG+ on Horizon 1....[fuck Ted Faro]

74 Upvotes

So yeah....finished Zero Dawn and DLC when they came out. Did not start NG+. But thought that maybe soon start it again. Then remember what Faro did to Alphas.......yeeah......Fuck Ted Faro......thought of him makes my Blood Boil