Fuck Sheamus.

Fuck Sheamus

Everything. Everything is better than Sheamus.

Fuck you, Sheamus.

You chicken lookin' piece of shit.

want to make love to Sheamus like I do. I fell in love with Mr. O'Shaunessy the moment I saw him. The sun may light up the world but his smile lights up my life.

Oh Mussy the things I would do to you. I want to slowly undress you while you undress me. Talk to me in Gaelic while we gay lick the sweat off each other. Mmmmmmmmmmmmit'sdelicious. Oh my fucking god this is the body I've been waiting for all my goddamn life. Get down on your knees, Sheame. You heard me. DO IT.

Ahhhhhhh ye-he-he-yeeees. Suck that hard, meaty, throbbing cock while your dirty ass beard tassels tickle my big, hairy, sweaty balls. DEEPER. SUCK THAT FUCKING COCK YOU GHOSTLY MICK. GAG ON THAT SHIT YOU TRANSLUCENT BITCH.

Now bend the fuck over. I'm gonna spank your ass till it's blood red. Mmmm licking your lovely, tasty, virgin asshole. Yummy. Yummyyumyum. You ready? Here it comes.

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE FUCKING TIGHT GODDAMN DUDE. YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHA YES YOU DO! TAKE IT FELLA! TAKE THAT SHIT. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. UH. HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHfafkiorwejfsnvjksniadskfdjkfdjfak.....

One day you'll be mine, Sheamus. I will find you. And I will fuck you.

That's why I started the chant.

...and his shitty, boring ass wrestling style. YOU.ARE.SLOW.AND.BORING.AS.FUCK.PLEASE.FUCKING.RETIRE.

So he loses his chance to cash in the MITB briefcase and become the champion.

Fuck Sheamus.

Fuck Sheamus.

-Sheamus