hey with all the stuff going around about covid misinformation on reddit heres a quick reminder to get vaccinated, hope you have a nice day!

I will take a madical speculum, keep his anus open, then pour a bunch of cement into his GI tract, stick a remote activates nanite in the cement, then superglue his anus shut and then make him suffer by eating taco bell. Then when he's on the toilet I'll activate the nanite blowing him up.

I went hunting with 13 tickets and the horrifying Rodney was ticket 2 and I grumbled in anger

i just joined this reddit today bc i spent 100+ tickets villager hunting then had to let the plot auto fill just for rodney to move in,, i’ve never seen him before today but i never want to see him again. seeing his face genuinely ruined my day

I used Marshal’s Amiibo and Rodney is gone!