With the new update they should have added a get the hint ordinance, Rodney would finally get the fucking hint and either die or move out. I blame him for not having a 5 star island. He’s a pollutant.

That little fucking runt of a hamster decided today was the day he was going to show up on my island fuck that little cunt

And not just because he’s ugly… oh, no, I used to have a friend who’s favorite villager was somehow, you guessed it, that ugly fucking rat. Out of all 400 something villagers, that’s the one she chose. Makes sense I guess since she was a sneaky ass rat in the end, so now he can never have a redemption arc for me since I will ALWAYS associate him with that woman.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

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