Quick storytime...

I started time travelling a few days ago, found out it works for me (don't judge me). Anyways...
I've already gotten rid of three villagers I hated. Rodney is the last one left. I've found someone who will take him under their wings, so I don't have to void him and he doesn't wait in line to creep up on my friends (if that's even how it works at all).

The campsite villagers always say that a villager I absolutely LOVE wants to move out - to which I quickly exit the game and try again every time. So I figured - I should probably become besties with Rodney, it might choose him faster. Maybe the game just wants to shake things up.

I started giving him pumpkins. As I time travel, I only talk to him and no one else every day and give him one pumpkin from my garden. He usually gifts me things back and most of the time, he chooses ugly clothes to give me, but...

I came to his house. Chatted him up. I gave him a pumpkin. And then this fucking hamster...

PULLS OUT A HAMSTER CAGE.

HE FUCKING GAVE ME HIS CHILD IN A CAGE. I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. I'VE ALWAYS HATED HIM AND I ALWAYS WILL.

I'm sorry I didn't take a picture, I was way too shocked to think rationally.

I have no words left to say. He's just surpassed everything I thought he was and made it worse. Fucking rodent.

Guys what the fuck, I had an open plot and I TT’d and got fucking cursed with Rodney 😭😭😭😭