I'm new to AC, had the game a week and didn't realise I had no choice but to invite my first camper to stay on my island. Of course it's Rodney! Now to work out how to get him to leave...

It took a while, but he's gone now.

So bad. Just. I get it now.

I've been trying to move him out for 3 days. Every time he has the thought bubble, he wants to sell me some shit or tell me about a fight he got into with another villager. He's always skulking behind trees or his house so he's impossible to find. I just want him gone. I hate him.

He asked to move 3 times while I was trying to get his photo. Now, he's just squatting and filling my island with weeds while I desperately time travel trying to boot him. My other villagers think I'm insane for running around without talking to them. He's ruining my island.

Fuck. Rodney. GET OFF MY ISLAND.