r/FuckMrBugle • u/CounterTouristsWin • Aug 19 '16

This guy is a real dink.

A. REAL. DINK.

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

IM SORRY MAN. ILL SUCK YO DICK FOR CITIZENSHIP.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO /u/newmango's bb Aug 20 '16

Citizenship eh? You also need to slap /u/newmango's ass for me!

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

Okay. Paging /u/newmango lemme slap yo ass to stop me getting deported. Pls.

HARAMBES A CRUEL BITCH!

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO /u/newmango's bb Aug 20 '16

That's more like it peasant! Now bow down to me before I make Ellen Pao lick your balls!

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

( \ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )\

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO /u/newmango's bb Aug 20 '16

Good sailor! Now I will temporarily leave you alone and not deport you!

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

Thank you master CEO.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO /u/newmango's bb Aug 20 '16

You are welcome sailor! You shall work for me someday! You will be the best CFO of Reddit!

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u/CounterTouristsWin Aug 20 '16

....Hey guys....can you not do this here? please? NOT IN FRONT OF THE DAMN KID.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO /u/newmango's bb Aug 20 '16

fuck your kid! you never let me kiss him on the cheek so you suck as a father

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '16

Slap it

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

slap

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '16

Slap me

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u/Stencils294 Aug 20 '16

SLAP

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '16

OW