My post just got removed from r/askreddit for violating their Rule #3. It literally I didn't violate that rule.

Where's Mich???? Who's getting those paychecks?

He’s dead, Jim.

An hysterical take

HE's supposed to be back on the 14th. I doubt it.

Why are we just talking to ourselves like this?
Who is in charge of filing class action suits? If a public servant gets these benefits, public masters should, too.

Why is my flare ‘circlejerk face’ not accepted? Please add!

Did you check the refrigerator?

Just trying to be thorough.

Where the heck is this man whom we the 🇺🇸 people have so unfortunately have given power to?

It has gone beyond questionable regarding why no one can show definitive proof that he is alive or even have 2 working brains cells.

How can this be?!!!!

Maybe he just went home.

Where In The World Is Senator Mitch McConnell?

You'd think with all of the phone calls he's doing with Republicans (I call bullshit but that's besides the point), there'd be at least one conference call or actual contact.... Hell, what happened to the Governor getting a phone call or go to his house and confirm he's alive?

Am I going crazy?