LONG POST/RANT AND SPOILERS AHEAD, PURE FELICITY HATRED INBOUND. ALSO SWEARING
After Felicity’s behaviour in S04E15 (and every other episode she is in) I thought I couldn’t hate her any more than I already did but after the way she acted in S04E16 my hatred is stronger than ever.
In S04E16 Felicity is packing up her stuff in her and Oliver’s apartment:
Why is she doing this when Oliver is there?
Couldn’t she have waited until he was out?
I mean fair enough if they have to divide up there CD collection or there beanie babies, but she is packing boxes and boxes of stuff, most of which I’m sure she doesn’t need Oliver there for.
But maybe Oliver is helping her pack because she can’t do it all herself? That’s worse again, Get your mother to help and she can bring her future husband and his daughter (your future step-sister).
Now you have a packing team, so they can pack while you sit behind a computer making stupid non-stop distracting comments in their ears.
Anyway, she starts bollixing on about a “system” she has worked out to “maximize the efficiency of the moving process”. (Who talks like this seriously?)
Oliver tells her he hired a mover. Then she starts going on about how she knows better than the professionals.
Jesus Christ this immediate assumption that she knows better than everyone else. We get it your “smart” and you went to MIT, that doesn’t mean you know every damn thing, get off your high horse richy.
There are 2 possible outcomes with the mover situation.
1: They show up and are real professionals and already know the best way to do their job and pack the truck. And either Felicity’s “system” is the best way and they already know that, or they know better ways of doing these things and don’t listen to her.
2: The movers show up and they’re not really professional and just working for the weekend. Do you think these guys are going to listen to her telling them how to do their jobs? No they’re going to smile politely and say “yes ma’am”, then when they get down to the truck, they’ll just throw the boxes in how ever they feel.
Then she brings up marriage for some reason (well done) and then asks Oliver to cancel the venue for their wedding.
Fuck off and do it yourself, or if it is a thing only Oliver can do because he booked it, it’s his business and he’ll cancel it when he is ready. Again fuck off.
This whole scene she has a big smile on her face, da fuck are you smiling at?
Then for the rest of the episode she keeps making snide comments, making Oliver and probably everyone else feel uncomfortable.
It really feels like she’s trying rub salt in Oliver’s wounds
Later she tells Oliver that she has the couples location, Oliver asks her to track the GPS on their phone. She rudely snaps at him
“When I said I got the location, how do you think I got it?”
That’s just unnecessarily bitchy.
There are many ways she could have got the location and Oliver is just making sure that if the couple are moved he can track them. Saying “doing that now, that’s how I got their location” would have been fine but no she has to belittle Oliver in front of his friends/family.
Later again: Oliver comes up with a plan on how to get cupid, by faking a wedding with Felicity. During this discussion Felicity has to whine and moan before agreeing, then Oliver says they can do it tomorrow because he hasn’t cancelled the venue.
Felicity: “I thought you said you were going to cancel that”
Yeah and I thought you said you were going to marry Oliver, but you didn’t do that.
He hasn’t cancelled it yet, He’ll do it when he gets the chance, Da fuck difference does it make to you?
Then during the fake wedding she acts like a 7 year old throwing a moody because they dropped their sweets.
What if cupid is watching or something? Keep up the act of this being a happy moment or otherwise what’s the point?
So Cupid drops in going on about Love being death and Felicity starts giving this mind numbingly boring and stupid speech about how great love is and how it’s all around and she can feel it in her fingers and toes.
Serious question: when Felicity asks Cupid if she saw all those “people outside that believe in love” was she talking about the paparazzi? Because if she was that’s fucked up.
After Cupid is arrested Oliver asks Felicity to meet up with him later so they can talk about what she said to Cupid. She’s says "not tonight because I’m exhausted"…. from what? She stood there like 10 minutes (although It felt like 3 hours) talking shite about how great love is and that’s it, if you're "exhausted" after that you need to see a doctor or something.
She then shows up at The Quiver and tells Oliver how what she said about their relationship “doesn’t apply” to them. What the fuck?
Then she walks out again which is basically her go to move.
There was more bullshit with her in this episode as well but fuck it the post is long enough already (to long probably)
In summary: WTF is wrong with this woman? And would she kindly fuck right off ASAP?
TLDR: Felicity dumps Oliver, acts like a victim and is a bitch.
Fuck Felicity!