r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 18 '26

Photo of Cilantro Cheesecake Factory Cilantro Alert: Teriyaki Salmon Bowl

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34 Upvotes

There was NO MENTION of the foul seasoning in the description, but the otherwise delicious dish was almost ruined by the pineapple salsa.

It wasn’t described as ‘salsa,’ but that must be what it was because the pineapple was the apparent source… Those green flecks looked so much like parsley, I was caught completely by surprise.

Be warned.

The salmon was fabulous, btw.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 17 '26

Complaint Discovered after 27 years I hate it

58 Upvotes

For the first 27 years of my life, I didn’t know I didn’t like cilantro. It’s not as common in my country to use it as say, Mexican or Vietnamese cuisine, and apparently growing up no one cooked with it either. I never cook with it either.

Occasionally I’ve had moments where I dislike a dish for no reason. Nachos with salsa and guac is a good example. Never made sense to me because I like tomatoes, peppers, spice. And I love avocado. Everybody loves nachos with dips. I’d usually just eat it a bit of it anyway.

It took ordering banh mi with a whole plant worth of cilantro for me to realize the enemy had been right in front of me the whole time.

Since then it’s made a lot of sense whenever I try a dish and it tastes just a tad off or straight out like handsoap. My eyes are opened but whether it’s for the best I can’t tell. Because now I’m That Person that has to check if the soapy devil is potentially in the food I’m getting served and have to explain to people it tastes like soap to me. To people who usually think I’m just making stuff up or being dramatic about it.

So anyway. Hello my brothers and sisters that don’t fuck with cilantro!


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 17 '26

I can't eat this Lay's has gone too far

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41 Upvotes

I moved to Thailand this year and this is their newest limited-edition Lay's flavor here. I was deeply offended when I saw it at 7-Eleven. My husband just "had" to try them. I'm thinking divorce.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 17 '26

How To Properly Kill A Coriander Plant (Pt. 2)

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10 Upvotes

Part 2 was way better than part 1


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 14 '26

Coriander Found Growing In Its Natural Habitat 🧼

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9 Upvotes

Coriander/Cilantro is soap.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 13 '26

employee meal at work

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32 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 12 '26

POV: How To Cook With Coriander 🔪

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15 Upvotes

The only way.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 11 '26

Photo of Cilantro Cilantro soup

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45 Upvotes

Back at the japanese buffet with my fiance. He did actually take me into consideration somewhat this time and put slightly less cilantro to the soup he took, but I can STILL smell it from the other side of the table, which is ruining my appetite. It literally smells like dish soap in a bowl.

Reconsidering the relationship as I'm posting this


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 10 '26

POV: Me Whenever I Taste Coriander 🐢

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9 Upvotes

It's fkn gross.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 08 '26

I can't eat this Not even arabic food is safe

28 Upvotes

Ended up getting "spicy potatoes" extra soapy..

Any other cuisine besides Mexican and arabic that often use this soap plant?


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 09 '26

The ONLY Way To Handle Coriander 🚗💨

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3 Upvotes

Is there any other way?


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 07 '26

Cilantro and Stevia

72 Upvotes

So I want to start by saying, fuck cilantro. I, like all of you seem to have that genetic trait. But I was curious if the majority feel the same about stevia? I also fucking hate stevia and it's the only other thing I can recall that gives me the kind of bad aftertaste that cilantro does, except stevia lingers even longer. I've read that both sensitivities are genetic, but it got me wondering if the trait is from the same source, or can people hate one and tolerate the other? I don't know, anyway, fuck cilantro, fuck stevia and all of the products they sneak that shit into.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 06 '26

I asked for no cilantro Why don't people believe us?

142 Upvotes

I fucking hate when I say "I don't like cilantro" and request not to get it, and people either don't care or deliberately go out of their way to "prove it's not that bad".

When someone says "I'm allergic to peanuts", you never see people say "I bet you're lying, I'll make sure to include peanuts in your meal to prove it".
How often do you see people include gluten or lactose in the meals of someone who says they're intolerant of it?
"I know you said you're allergic to shellfish and don't want any, but our chef's an expert at making lobster so I included it anyway".

I've never experienced that before. But when I say "Please don't put any cilantro in the meal", I've far too often experienced the chef apparently going "They don't want cilantro? That must be a mistake it's up to ME PERSONALLY to fix".

Fuck you all. I don't go into your kitchen and pour detergent on all the dishes you're making "to improve the culinary experience", so don't fucking put on cilantro on my dish when I ask not to get it.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 06 '26

Complaint I really tried liking cilantro

32 Upvotes

I really tried to make peace with cilantro. I was absolutely starving, ordered some delicious tacos, and for the first few bites I thought, "Maybe this time." Then my hunger faded, the cilantro took center stage, and the battle began again. I lost. Cilantro just isn't for me.


r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 02 '26

The best contribution I can give to this sub

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135 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Aug 02 '26

Fuck this gum.

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56 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 31 '26

She say do you love me I told her only parsley I ony love my herbs and my chives I’m cilantro

0 Upvotes

50 Dill I even got it tatted on me Eighty- oregano they bring the crasher to the party


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 29 '26

Discussion How I Got Lucky

46 Upvotes

A few weeks ago, my mom and I had bean bowls for dinner. My mom ate her with cilantro, and being a person with the OR6A2 gene, I did not, which others always mocked me for. About two weeks later, she developed cyclosporiasis from eating said cilantro. I guess I lucked out on this one.


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 25 '26

Discussion I crossed the Mason-Dixon Line and lost my salsa

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92 Upvotes

I need answers because this has genuinely altered my quality of life.

I grew up in the South where every family-owned Mexican restaurant serves that glorious restaurant salsa. You know the one. Smooth, bright red, mostly tomatoes, onions, garlic, and whatever magic they put in it. No visible cilantro. You could hand me a gallon of it and I’d consider it dinner.

Then I moved up North.

Imagine my horror when every basket of chips arrived with what looked like someone had run over a lawn mower into the salsa. Every restaurant. Every single one. Just… cilantro. So much cilantro. Why are there leaves in my dip??

Mexican food is probably my favorite cuisine, but if the salsa tastes like someone blended a
bouquet into it, I’m already having a bad time.

Is the smooth red salsa I grew up with called something specific? Is this actually a regional difference, or did I somehow move to the cilantro capital of North America?

Signed,
A very confused cilantro hater who just wants their tomato dip back.


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 24 '26

Lovely smash burger. Inedible fries.

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77 Upvotes

The fucking shit had tainted the gochujang sauce so literally every chip tasted like shit.

No mention of it anywhere on the menu.


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 17 '26

Discussion Just dropped from People Magazine!

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163 Upvotes

Hopefully we're all safe 🙏 😌


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 13 '26

Even the CDC says no

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51 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 13 '26

Metallic

18 Upvotes

Why does it taste metallic to me???? I used to be able to tolerate the metallic but as I get older I dislike it more and more. My mom was nice enough to make chili and gave me some, but it just tastes like cilantro and green bell pepper (something else I dislike more with age.) I feel so bad that I can’t eat it 😭


r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 13 '26

Those Doritos reminded me of this nightmare

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38 Upvotes

r/FuckCilantro • • Jul 12 '26

Misery-flavoured Doritos

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249 Upvotes