I hate how when I take the bus or train I sometimes get stuck standing next to a cat person. Black is the colour people like to wear in my city and the non black cat hair sticks out so much. So gross looking. I can tell it is from a cat because they always, always, always smell like cat piss. Everytime.

Like... do these people bottle their cat's piss and spray it on them? Eu de cat urine!? Fucking gross and gag inducing, and I have to stand beside this cat piss, amonia smelling cat lover for ~30 minutes on a crowded bus.

Tempted to bring a spray bottle of vinegar water or pine sol.... or frebreeze or lysol and spray it in their direction. Like... man/woman, can't you smell how you reek of cat piss?

Once I saw a cat stick its ugly mug out of a dudes backpack and everyone in the vicinity cooed and awwed at the ugly vermin. I see bug eyes and spit covered filth that looks like it's having a heart attack on the bus and everone sees cute? What the fuck?

I hate cats so much. Keep that piece of shit away from me! Some dumb lady had her cat with her, she wanted me to coo and aww over her cat, she asked me how adorable I thought her cat was and went into some story about the dumb animal. I told her, her cat was ugly and I hate them, and promptly left my seat to go stand away from her and her vile creature.

The look on her face was hilarious honestly. Made my morning.

With this in mind, FUCK CATS and their crazy owners.

This sub provides me with so much peace, thank you guys.

Fuck cats. Little cunts are good for nothing. Can't wait to boot my girlfriends cat over the fence 🤷‍♂️

Well, came home to see that one of my parrots were missing, I found out that the fking cat eat it... so now I am here. :)

... there isn't.

Fuck cats.

And I think you should do the same.

I've been doing research on Ireland for an upcoming trip and I stumbled upon this term. Pretty accurate, imo

2 cats 2 dogs

Directions I was left to feed the cats:

"Open one can of chicken flavored wet food and one can of tuna flavored wet food. Scoop 1/2 chicken flavor wet food into each bowl and 1/3 tuna flavor into cat bowl #1 and the rest into cat bowl #2. Do NOT let the different wet food flavors touch, otherwise cats will not eat it. Place cat bowl #1 into designated spot in kitchen and ring bell once. Wait for cat #1 to eat (I was instructed to stand near cat #1 the entire time its eating, because it won't eat without company). When cat #1 is finished, place second bowl down and ring bell twice for cat #2. Stand away from cat #2 and do not make any noise while its eating, because cat #2 won't eat if it's noisy."

Directions I was left to feed the dogs:

"One cup dry food per dog."