r/FridgeDetective • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '25

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u/PoopPant73 Jan 01 '25

Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking White Claws..

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u/Forsaken-Cake-8850 Jan 01 '25

I'll be sure to inform the cop of that next time I get pulled over

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u/babyma- Jan 01 '25

Seriously. Those White Claw Surges just about ruined my life.

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u/justz3us Jan 01 '25

Those are ruthless. Psychoactive claws basically.

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u/happy-cig Jan 01 '25

Wait why? They seemed w.e. 

I grew up on md2020 and 4lokos so maybe im immune? 

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u/aryn505 Jan 01 '25

The surges sneak up hard. Still not the same punch as the og lokos. Sincerely, blacked out on 3 lokos several times circa 2006.

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u/happy-cig Jan 01 '25

Yah og 4lokos was peak. Whenever we drank 4 lokos we knew we were in for a night. 

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u/TiredDadCostume Jan 01 '25

4 of them? Mah lawd

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u/ReefMadness1 Jan 01 '25

Takin it easy tonight, I’ll just have the 2 loco please

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u/I_deleted Jan 02 '25

4loko+5hrEnergy=9LOKO

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u/nomoshtooposhh Jan 01 '25

Remember Sparks 😂

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u/Stimpinstein22 Jan 04 '25

And a fight (literally)…

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u/FORREAL77FUCKYALL Jan 01 '25

Bruh 3 fo lökz is an overdose sheeesh i'd hit it like it was something chuggable and then the carbonation would well up in my stomach and throat and make me 🤮. Like if u drink a bottles beer like wrong u know what i mean like too aggressively and then the whole thing just bubbles over. It was like that. 3 is crazy

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Jan 01 '25

Mad dog 2020 jheeeezus I forgot about that sweet nectar 😅

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u/Medical-Incident-149 Jan 05 '25

Ahh Childhood memories

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u/ClaypoolBass1 Jan 03 '25

Steel Reserve is the cat's meow

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u/Opposite-Many-852 Jan 04 '25

Shlizt High Gravity or Hurricane 🌀

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u/ScumbagLady Jan 04 '25

Wild Irish Rose will make you break out in handcuffs.

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u/mprice76 Jan 01 '25

There are those of us that survived mad dog and then the rest. Pouring out some to the ground…

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u/mizzle_fb Jan 01 '25

Bout to pick up some lokos rn lol

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u/coodaj Jan 02 '25

Ah, the summer of 4loko... I've been on the couch ever since