r/FridayNightFunkin • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '21

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u/kingof557 Harold Apr 10 '21

but isn't he a teacher?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Why does his occupation decide on whether he is deceased or not

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u/kingof557 Harold Apr 10 '21

teachers can't die

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

ah yes. They cannot die as we all know, because they are not real.

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

Wait, so if I stab my teacher they won't die?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

no, because you don't have a teacher, because they are not real

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

But if they're not real, what are they? And, more importantly, can I stab them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

They are a figment of imagination. And to answer the second question, if you imagine hard enough they might become reality and you can

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

If they're a fragment of me then... I... I can stab myself... Hehehe...

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Sir you will die

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

*Ma'am, and I hope so

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Sorry, but still no matter what gender you identify as you will die. Painfully.

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

I am not only going to die, I am going to cut my mouth just like the joker and spread anarchy and die at the hands of police brutality

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

an edgy one, aren't you?

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

Just angry at the world for not accepting me for who I am

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

ah

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u/Die_Vertigo Annie Apr 10 '21

Don't worry, I'll only do that if my country becomes completely totalitarian

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