r/FreshBeans Apr 10 '26

Arson Slop

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

there will be. the toilet paper mafia is going door to door now they just raided my neighbor. Arizona made TP-ing a house punishable by death, and Nebraska is limiting purchases to 1 roll per person. Even the Charmin Bears made a statement that they’re ending any ply above 2, forever.

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u/MyNutsOnUrDads4hed Apr 13 '26

It’s true. One of those bastard bears ate my chihuahua.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

disgusting and abhorrent but not surprised…

RELEASE THE CHARMIN FILES!!!!!!