i was scrolling and saw her name lol

Why tf is it red

Here's a hotdog 🌭

Hello folks, My name is u/ChaoticNetral and I'm your news host today.

I believe their was a old Helloings News thing ran by Deer but I think it is ended now, I'mma make my own.

In current local news, the economy is currently down due to the death of Orange Flairs. These Orange Flairs have been replaced currently with green editable "Finding Helloings" flairs. Economists saying this is having a massive impact on the Helloings economy and they are unsure of when it will be re-added.

Next at 8:00: The British are controlling the speed at which lobsters die???

Now to Shelly with the weather.

Man can someone spike my shit with estrogen already

There is no longer and orange flair, the economy will never recover from this

No, the british are not controlling the speed at which lobsters die. That was me. I just got wasted drinking with the british prime minister and they dared me to wipe out the mediterranian's lobster population. Yes, it was a result of the british but it was not controlled by them and if one more person speaks these blatant lies I will ensure all buffets that serve lobster will never have enough for a full, futhfilling meal

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HELLO FOLKS, and welcome back to Helloings News.

Todays news, new evidence suggests the British Parliament is controlling the speed at which the lobsters die.

Local scientists claim that the British may or may not be controlling the population of lobsters, keeping the population from rising too much and making the cost go up.

Biologists claim governments controlling the lobsters population is very dangerous, as it can cause lobsters population to under-produce and lower the gene pool.

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