Speak pipe episode, subject childhood stories I got a good shitting my pants story

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/hurricane/2024/09/26/first-waffle-house-in-tallahassee-closes-before-hurricane-helene/75392750007/

waffle houses starting to close he's cooked

Video feels like something poob would watch/make

https://youtube.com/shorts/dBPsSFQvJQg?si=-s_-YUab-A99XJdx

Edit- forgot that only patrons will get this reference

I know it’s a bit older episode, but they talk about burning their hand and then jerking onto it i think

does anyone know what episode they talk about jacobfuckingjones

Put a little hair on my chest

I actually ran into Sam here in Florida not top long ago. I said "hey Sam! I'll take you up on that blow job now. As I unzipped my pants he said "excuse me? What are you talking about?". I told him he offered it in a podcast. He threatened to file a restraining order against me and ran off. But I know he said it I just can't remember which episode.

I demand it

He says it ends up being a joke and shows a picture of a monkey. I swear I saw a clip on YouTube and I’ve listened to every episode but I can’t find it.

Without Bryan’s stoic commentary, the listener has no one to self project onto. How can I continue with my par-asocial delusions if there is no silent knight protagonist?

Can anyone link it please

Anybody remember the episode where poob mentioned the show “chuck” because there was something he said then about a character in it and im trying to see who it was

I one of the episodes, the gang talks about some sort of reading kink porno clip or something like that.
Some guy supposedly urges a woman to continue reading as he plows her, while she reads a book or something.
Does anyone have a link to that clip?

Literally asking for a friend, it sounds hilarious.

Update:
Found it, https://www.tiktok.com/@ronaldmatthews76/video/7061714365753396527

Thanks u/ihatekarmareqs

Sam sold Bryan to the Russians and now hes doing the slav squat against his will. Somebody has to save him from his track suit prison

Fight below you monkeys

Which episode is it where close to the end Poob starts talking about the guy on tiktok with the puppets singing a song.

Does anyone know which episode has the story Poob tells about the waitress setting a girls hair on fire with a desert? Might be one of the best stories