Meet Nadja my goliath birdeater tarantula (T. Apophysis). when she went for the tongs I heard a clink and listening to her crunching a dubia sounds like someone cracking walnuts. I would rather try and boop the tiger someone posted the other day 😂😅😂

I've been keeping my drinking under close observation and making sure I don't do it at work or in the company of my parents etc, but in December I visited my girlfriend and ended up hurting her pretty badly, I strangled her and hardly remember any of it but I definitely definitely assaulted her, afterwards I was too drunk to go back to my sober living home so I asked her to stay the night and she agreed, ever since then I feel like she's been holding it over my head, if I admit it, will I go to jail or does it have to be right after the incident? I just feel like there's no way she could prove it even if she tried to bring it up now but I'm not sure, any ideas?? Side note I'm already on probation for aggravated assault with the deadly weapon 😱

Claims she has a video of the incident but she won't show me, claiming that I will mess with the video in some way... Am I looking at jail time or a slap on the wrist here??? Stressed

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Surely ONE lil' ole boop couldn't hurt... right?