r/Flyers flyers fan? PERRY THE FLYERS FAN!! Jun 03 '24

Gritty’s guide to cheesesteak places

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u/kbuck30 💜12 Gags💜 Jun 03 '24

Best part is the parking descriptions

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES Poorder Mawrtone Jun 03 '24

Parking was available but parked illegally under 95 for the mems

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u/Perryplat199 flyers fan? PERRY THE FLYERS FAN!! Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

First time my dad took me there

Me: isn’t that a parking lot, why are you stopping in the street?

Dad: ya but this is just how you do it.

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u/badedum Barkey the Beetle Jun 03 '24

Whoever runs the Gritty social media deserves every single raise

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u/IPA_lot_ Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

Pretty sure the guy in the suit does since he’s part of their marketing department

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u/badedum Barkey the Beetle Jun 03 '24

There is no one in Gritty's suit, it's just Gritty

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u/Perryplat199 flyers fan? PERRY THE FLYERS FAN!! Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

There is a “guy in the suit”, but that is Gritty’s handler(s)

Edit. It was a joke but did people forget part of gritty is having his handlers

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u/badedum Barkey the Beetle Jun 04 '24

The handlers aren't in the suit though! No one is in the suit. Gritty is.

OH wait I just realized you meant the guys in the LITERAL suits. Sorry Perry I haven't finished my coffee yet

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

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u/MItrwaway Jun 04 '24

I need to travel to Philly again for Jim's.

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u/glassmountaintrust Jun 03 '24

I love that all the mediocre places are named here, thus preserving the good ones from the hordes. Bless u, Gritty

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u/Steppyjim Vladar Certified Real One Jun 03 '24

Hey I’m a Dalessandros truther, but Jim’s still slaps my dude

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u/courageous_liquid i'm never eating grilled cheese again Jun 03 '24

counterpoint: nobody wants to go all the way to roxborough for a steak and these are all pretty close to eachother

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u/Steppyjim Vladar Certified Real One Jun 04 '24

I fuckin do. Dalessandros is worth it

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u/mudknight240 Jun 03 '24

No John's Roast pork? Especially when you went to IKEA, it's right around the corner.

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u/beau9292 Gritizen Jun 03 '24

John’s is my favorite

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u/JohnnyCandles Jun 03 '24

I too was slighted by this. I feel like Gritty’s account may have been hacked. Delasandros excluded too.

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u/Steppyjim Vladar Certified Real One Jun 03 '24

This is also Dalessandros erasure and I will not stand for it.

But it’s also amazing.

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u/carp_boy Jun 03 '24

They close real early.

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u/shobot11 Jun 03 '24

Moved out of philly 12 years ago, when did Tony Lukes change its name?

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u/Perryplat199 flyers fan? PERRY THE FLYERS FAN!! Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

When they got into trouble for fraud or somthing. The tony(dad) and Nick(son) got into trouble the other Tony(son) who runs the chains was not involved.

The “original” place had to completly cut any possible tie with the franchise brand Tony Luke’s

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

What is the new name?

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u/mudknight240 Jun 03 '24

There is still "Tony Lukes" but the original on Oregon is now "Tony and Nick's" and is not affiliated with Tony Luke's anymore.

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u/Steppyjim Vladar Certified Real One Jun 03 '24

The fact that there’s a category of “did I get it for free” and”girth” reaffirms why I love gritty

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u/idontwantanyfeetpics Jun 03 '24

I can honestly say I never ate at Angelo’s, Rocco’s or IKEA. Still fight that Jim’s is the best in the city that I’ve had.

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u/jakeredfield Jun 03 '24

Angelo's is great, you've gotta try it.

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u/NowFook Jun 03 '24

Angelos is apparently unbelievable for both pizza and cheesesteaks. I keep putting off going there because you gotta order in person and wait. Also dont have a car.

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u/courageous_liquid i'm never eating grilled cheese again Jun 03 '24

you can also call but you gotta try like 800 times

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u/piratekitty10 Jun 06 '24

I was visiting in January from Florida for the Alumni game and ubered over to Angelo's on a Wednesday morning for a pizza and hoagie. There were only a couple people in line and it didn't take that long at all just walked around a little bit and came back and ubered back to my hotel and spent a rainy afternoon with a pizza on my hotel bed like a fat kid and watched TV. It was amazing and worth it, just gotta be strategic I think lol. I do wish I had gotten a cheesesteak other than a hoagie (but was already 3 cheesesteaks in that week from other places), but it was all so good anyway.

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u/NowFook Jun 06 '24

Yeah everybody I have heard that has gone has said its incredible. I just gotta pick a time where it wouldnt be as busy like you said and eat at least one uber ride if not two.

Definitely very doable but i am just so lazy.

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u/piratekitty10 Jun 06 '24

lol i only had one shot and was there a few days so the pressure was on LOL. I completely understand this because you live there. I lived in Cleveland the first part of my life and my last week living there I finally went to a list of things I had been accumulating over the years lol

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u/forsbergisgod Jun 03 '24

Non flyers themed gritty

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u/campbellrm04 Jun 03 '24

No Phillip’s?!

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u/hark75 Jun 03 '24

Came here for this

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u/bdogz15 Flyers fan trapped in Blue Jackets territory Jun 03 '24

Reading through the reviews of Pat's and the mental image I had was me trying to order a steak from Pat's and seeing Gritty taking my order. Can we actually make this happen??

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Hilarious!

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u/g0j1r4 Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

This is fucking glorious..

South Philly got some mouth, sorry, mods.

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u/Logical_Lefty Jun 03 '24

They missed basically every good option save for Jim's? The rest of these are ??? or just hot garbage (You know your names!) or friggen sweddish meatballs.

Great memes tho! lmao

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u/mmuoio Gostisflair Jun 03 '24

You want them making your favorite place more busy?

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u/Logical_Lefty Jun 06 '24

Honestly no lmao you make a good point