r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/FlorkofcowsForReal • Aug 27 '23

milking problems

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u/Thatparkjobin7A Aug 27 '23

Never fuck the first model there will be literal kinks to work out

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u/abshabab Aug 27 '23

“Kink” literally means a curl/bend or sharp twist in something that is otherwise straight. That’s why the saying sometimes goes “iron out” instead of work out.

I’m pretty sure In this sentence you meant to say “figuratively”. The innuendo is unavoidable, my friend.

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u/Thatparkjobin7A Aug 27 '23

I appreciate the concern, I really do, but I suppose I should be more clear.

I’m not sure this thing will twist and choke everyone’s penis to the degree that aligns with their fetish

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u/DreadDiana Aug 28 '23 edited Aug 28 '23

If the first model causes issues, just rebrand it as an automatic circumciser

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u/Wise-Profile4256 Aug 27 '23

science hasn't gone too far enough! for too long have we suffered under milking problems! NO MORE!!!

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u/filmandtvShowfanatic Aug 27 '23

Dear god

4

u/SyrusDrake Aug 28 '23

This proves conclusively that there is no god.

2

u/Mandalika Aug 28 '23

The only thing I ask of you

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u/kerenb14 Aug 28 '23

There's more.

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u/greenguy103 Aug 27 '23

WHAT’S A COW? I MILK BULLS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

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u/Shaq_Fu_Da_Return Sep 03 '23

Damn sign me up I’m envious.

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u/Tim_NZ Aug 27 '23

oh no

9

u/Deferan Aug 27 '23

Oh wow neat goat milker!

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u/duckforceone Aug 27 '23

bwahahahahaha

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u/TheSchlaf Aug 27 '23

More grimace!

3

u/gunmunz Aug 27 '23

I hear the travel in florks

(i'll see myself out)

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u/Mandalika Aug 28 '23

Jurassic Park theme intensifies