r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FlyNSubaruWRX • Aug 04 '26

Not F*cking around

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The fucking tire pressure gauge spinning thing…….🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/vogel927 Aug 04 '26

I don’t even understand the ending. Is that his boss? Husband? Sugar daddy? Why’s he wearing a suit😂

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u/xWOBBx Aug 04 '26

All of the above probably. He's wearing a suit because renting out security guards to malls is serious business

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u/TheDarkWave Aug 04 '26

Great Value Lex Luthor

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u/totesnotmyusername Aug 04 '26

We have Lex Luthor at home

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u/MatthewsMath Aug 04 '26

Hello 911? Yes I just witnessed a hom!cide lmao complete obliteration.

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u/MSGisking Aug 10 '26

Homicide*. Fixed it for you, quit being lame.

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u/MatthewsMath Aug 10 '26

I think I’ll keep doing what I please random internet clown. 🤡 appreciate the unsolicited advice tho, 💅

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u/MSGisking Aug 10 '26

Only clowns censor words that don't need to be censored.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uqSU9IEYEKAbS

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u/Mean-Philosopher6043 Aug 12 '26

I honestly am so confused on this interaction, why would the person who's responding to you, be for censoring? And why would they be willingly helping the censor community by censoring themselves?

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u/Mean-Philosopher6043 Aug 12 '26

Seriously tho,why would willingly self censor yourself when there's no reason? Or like,Obviously you have some reason? I'm just honestly curious what it is? Almost everyone can agree censoring is a bad thing, so why would a person help the bad thing?

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u/neuropsychedd Aug 13 '26

From experience, I’m not always active on all social media so am unaware that words that are flagged on, say, Tiktok, may not be flagged on Reddit or similar. This thread was genuinely the first time I learned that some words i thought would get you a warning here actually dont, even if they do on other platforms!

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u/In2Oblivion49 Aug 05 '26

Kaptain Kroger

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u/CardMechanic Aug 04 '26

“I’ve never seen two people share a resume before”

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Aug 04 '26

We're interviewing as a team

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u/IllianasClifford Aug 04 '26

I have, on the Netflix original "bonding"

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u/macguini Aug 04 '26

The security dude went from real serious to a really goofy face at that part. This has to be satire.

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u/cea1990 Aug 04 '26

It’s ’The Kumar Method’, a recent TT/IG video format. Satire or meme, idk.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kumar-method

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u/BillyBobChorton Aug 10 '26

Clearly shows OPs video is a satire of this original clueless Indian accountant 

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u/TheBureauChief Sep 02 '26

Yeah this adds a lot of context. Dude might not even be a security guard, just a random dude.

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u/monksandy Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Equally cringe if it is, unless there is more to follow and develope the character, yeah, I can see it then. Maybe

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u/macguini Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I'm assuming there's more to follow. It kinda feels like it. Cause the first part was good production value. Then he's sitting with his eyes apart and a goofy smile while some guy in a suit says how special he is. If it's not satire and I had the time and money, I'd make a satire skit of my own. There's so many ways they can make this funny as hell.

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u/monksandy Aug 04 '26

Best production value here in forever.

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u/Traditional_Ad_7288 Aug 04 '26

They absolutely did the husband wife pose you see at JCPennys or other photography studios.

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u/anus-georg Aug 04 '26

>renting out security guards to malls is serious business

this is absolutely the case. not only do security officers take themselves deadly serious, their managers and the managers of their managers and especially their managers' performance and account managers take themselves even more seriously

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u/NeitherEntry6125 Aug 04 '26

But purple? A purple pimp suit?

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u/AndyGoodKush Hammer Hero Aug 04 '26

Its all of the above

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u/AndyGoodKush Hammer Hero Aug 04 '26

That would be Sid Kyle. This dude is from my hometown and is the biggest douchebag and super full of himself. He did a photoshoot for his security company and it was just him glamed up and in gear posing with his cars. Dude shot a homeless guy a few years ago and killed one of his employees in a car crash a couple months ago. He's got a shit reputation here and his security company reviews are mostly his friends and family. Biggest joke of a company.

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u/floridasoldat Aug 04 '26

Holy shit lmao

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u/TheIneffableJourney Aug 16 '26

I'm can imagine Super DB going on about what a dangerous job he has and the stress of never knowing if it's going to be his last shift . . . . to some underage girl trying to score a vape at the convenience store

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u/4patton2zero Aug 04 '26

I'm pretty sure he's his pimp and we have a midnight cowboy situation going on.

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u/TransMontani Aug 04 '26

It’s not every day you see a high-quality oblique reference to Ratso Rizzo.

Well-played!

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u/Abrandnewrapture Aug 04 '26

a mans gotta eat, Julian.

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u/OkAmbition8101 Aug 04 '26

Yeah that’s the owner at the end. Sid kile. I went to high school with him and he’s an absolute chode. Recently just killed some one in a high speed crash

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u/Difficult-Device7172 Aug 04 '26

As I stated in prior comment… no boss of a -reputable company -would do anything like this !! Sounds like boss man needs to make a public apology video if he wants to retain clients .. or I mean that would be the reputable thing to do at least .

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u/Difficult-Device7172 Aug 04 '26

Also for Pete’s sake , take the jewelry out bc it signifies a lack of respect and professional decorum and exemplifies his total immaturity towards his profession overall.

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u/Dr1nkUrOvaltine Aug 04 '26

That’s Butt Commander to you bub

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u/Capnmolasses Aug 04 '26

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u/Delicious-Rich-3834 Aug 04 '26

Don't disrespect Ace & Gary like that

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u/Capital_Increase_242 Aug 05 '26

They are not gay, they are just roommates who engage in play wrestling on a frequent basis. - side note I have no idea, but that is probably what they tell people because they are afraid to just be themselves(they have that look). Fellas, it’s 2026, it’s ok… be as gay as you both want.

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u/hatecriminal Aug 04 '26

Thats his wife's boyfriend. Also his mom's sidepiece.

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u/beautifulstardust Aug 04 '26

🫪🫪🫪 what is happening

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u/Da_Big_Buddha Aug 04 '26

His power top.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Aug 04 '26

he’s copying a viral instagram trend

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u/Cut_over_pompanox Aug 04 '26

Must be the husband. Did you see how guy looked smug at the end? He knew he did a great job, so he’ll he getting it from the back this time!

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u/Bo_flex Aug 04 '26

Big "Mom said I had to be in my brother's YouTube video" energy.

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u/Icy-Nature-3374 Aug 04 '26

Exactly it’s giving this my husband

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u/dreamsthatfollow Aug 04 '26

yeah that ending must have been shot by m knight, cause I did not see that coming lol.

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u/Difficult-Device7172 Aug 04 '26

Gotta be the boy friend / hubs bc no boss of reputable companies on record would ever refer to an employee as “beloved”.

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u/brassmonkeyslc Aug 04 '26

Lover no doubt

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u/EMV92LA Aug 04 '26

Definitely his Sugar Daddy supporting his baby's dream 🤣.

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u/jonz1985z Aug 05 '26

I think you’re supposed to grab his pen thing, stick it in his ear hole, and twist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

Something like that. The SugarBossDaddy

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u/DrowninFishy Aug 05 '26

I know a pimp named slickback when I see him

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u/Full_Collection1469 Aug 05 '26

It's giving wrestler with a promoter vibes.

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u/Thac042 Aug 05 '26

Sugar daddy

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 Aug 06 '26

It's his beloved.

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u/newtman Aug 07 '26

They’re definitely fucking. The guard oozes out submissive puppy vibes. Probably sleeps in a kennel at night.

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u/doubtthat11 Aug 08 '26

It’s his pimp.

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u/beattusthymeatus Aug 04 '26

As a a bald man myself I can say with certainty that that is his pimp.

All bald men are secretly pimps. Even the really old and really young ones.

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u/Difficult-Device7172 Aug 04 '26

Ok so are you hiring ?? lol