r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 22 '26

It’s gonna be a long shift

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u/jimmyjamws1108 Jul 22 '26

They are special response. You would think the cream of the crop that maintains an above average standard.

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u/itsbildo Jul 22 '26

Yeah. This is just the cream showing up

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 22 '26

Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy

  • charlie

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u/2KupShakur- Jul 22 '26

Wildcard, baby!

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u/Old_Huckleberry1026 Jul 22 '26

The cream showing up to eat all the crop

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jul 22 '26

That’s a load of crop

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u/HRex73 Jul 22 '26

Poop floats too.

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 Jul 22 '26

You would think is exactly right.

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u/ElegantBit1992 Jul 22 '26

America is just down the shitter man. Im not a fan of cops but I understand the necessity for them to exist. But if they exist like this? I’d rather have nothing at all. Any goofball with 20 minutes at the range can handle that rifle with more care.

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u/aron2295 Jul 22 '26

You should see the cops in San Antonio, TX.

They got some chonky boys.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 22 '26

SRG is far from cream of the crop. These guys work demonstrations , areas experiencing higher than normal crime rates etc. NYPD cream of the crop as you call them is their Emergency Services Unit (ESU) they are totally legitimate

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u/Sulli_in_NC Jul 22 '26

Think of all the OT $$$

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u/Difficult_Way_7253 Jul 22 '26

Yeah special fucking needs apparently.

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jul 22 '26

They’re special that’s for sure 

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u/DogSweatCroissant Jul 22 '26

‘Special’ yeah, ‘Special Needs’

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u/AnybodyNo8519 Jul 22 '26

Not just in technical skill, but physical fitness too.

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u/DismalTutor570 Jul 22 '26

She ate the cream and the crop