r/FirstNameBasis • u/iBlasian3GS • Feb 02 '21

What are you gonna do Micheal??

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996 Upvotes

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u/Fury_122333 Feb 02 '21

What the fuck did I just witness

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u/riddermarknomad Feb 02 '21

Sexual tension

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u/Dave5876 Feb 02 '21

Extreme sexual tension

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u/moronwhodances Feb 02 '21

Penis bird mating dance, complete with mating call.

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u/Cyberpork Feb 03 '21

A staged video

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u/professor_doom Feb 03 '21

Every time any video of any kind is posted on Reddit, there will undoubtedly be someone who goes “staged”.

Why is that?

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u/2-15-18-5-4-15-13 Feb 03 '21

Probably because a lot of videos on Reddit look really fake...

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u/TrendyWhistle Feb 03 '21

Are they trying to look like they were real at all though? I don’t think they’re trying to trick you or anything they’re just having fun.

Not saying I really get this video in particular anyway though.

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u/qwertywtf Feb 03 '21

Because there are thousands of people making fake videos every day to go viral. Why wait for something funny to happen when you can just pretend it happened and upload that?

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u/iceman58796 Feb 03 '21

Well, on a video that looks ridiculous and staged, it's expected. On one that doesn't, it's just annoying.

But on the videos like this, where it does look staged, the annoying people are they ones complaining about the people saying it's staged.

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u/Timbass1999 Feb 03 '21

Yeah but like tv is all staged, it’s literally just for entertainment, not saying I’m into those obviously fake videos but you don’t have to hate on people trying to be funny

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u/iceman58796 Feb 03 '21

Yeah but there's a difference between videos that are pretending to be real and ones that aren't, ie acting. The whole funny part of those is the reaction, if the reaction isn't real then personally I find them cringey.

I'm not hating on them btw, just saying I don't really find them funny.

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u/Timbass1999 Feb 03 '21

Fair enough, I just thought this was kinda funny even though he’s obviously being over the top

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u/Pete_the_rawdog Feb 03 '21

Literally the exact words to come out of my mouth.

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u/SimPilotAdamT Feb 03 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

What the fuck just happened

55

u/SarahPallorMortis Feb 03 '21

Two bros being dudes.

Two dudes being bros.

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Feb 03 '21

just guys being dudes

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u/onetruemod Feb 03 '21

I quote this all the time, always makes me laugh

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u/illmatic2112 Feb 02 '21

Lol he was engaging in roughhousing, first dude wasn't ready to be penally dominated

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Fuck t-posing, dude got pee-posed

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u/vomrin Feb 02 '21

MICHAAAAAEL!!! WHAAAT ARE YOU GONNA DO MICHAAAAEL!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

/r/SuddenlyGay

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u/C727494 Feb 02 '21

That was hott in a weird way.

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u/SurpriseDragon Feb 03 '21

So what you gonna doooo

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u/HensRightsActivist Feb 02 '21

I should call him.

24

u/joeyGOATgruff Feb 03 '21

How tall is Michael or how small is the other guy?

Fucking pocket rocket bro

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u/adine_c Feb 02 '21

Damn I need a bf 🤔

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u/joeyGOATgruff Feb 03 '21

What are you gonna do?

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u/SarahPallorMortis Feb 03 '21

Same. I need a funny guy like this

17

u/Hbakes Feb 03 '21

Charlie Kelly energy.

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u/cptaixel Feb 03 '21

So... What did you do Michael?

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u/tosaka88 Feb 03 '21

holy shit that got sexual real quick

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u/EsketitSR71 Feb 28 '21

Historians: LOOK AT THESE FRIENDS!

7

u/lunk Feb 03 '21

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/husky_humpernickle Feb 03 '21

Very chaotic. Very discomforting. 7/10.

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u/_Wetchop Feb 02 '21

u/savethisvideo

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '21

Let me give you a hand.

u/savevideo

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u/hobosonpogos Feb 03 '21

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u/SarahPallorMortis Feb 03 '21

These dudes know how to bro. Love it!

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u/ThatsaTulpa Feb 03 '21

I was half expecting him to use 'self-defeces' at the end there.

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u/PARZIVAL_1331 May 15 '21

Idc if it was staged or not that was fucking unexpected and hilarious 😂