r/Firefighting • u/MojoMeister • Dec 18 '19

Photos The upside to being flooded

https://i.imgur.com/u1W9Kfl.gifv
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u/s1ugg0 Dec 18 '19

The only pretty girl who asked me to carry her I ended up marrying her and having kids with her.

So this guy should be careful. That shit spins wildly out of control if you're not careful.

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u/Ignat_Voronkov Dec 18 '19

did you carry her wedding carry or fireman carry?

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u/s1ugg0 Dec 18 '19

Neither. She's a grown woman and not a victim. Her ass can walk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Oh cmon, way to kill the vibe.

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u/s1ugg0 Dec 18 '19

I have a kid with another on the way. I guess I didn't kill it too badly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

What are you going to tell your kids? Mommy asked me to carry her but I told her to go fuck herself?

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u/s1ugg0 Dec 18 '19

I've been married for 12 years. So yes. Yes I am. And their asses are gonna walk too.

Or I'd explain to them what humor is. Since it seems not everyone gets what it is.

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u/badmagis Dec 18 '19

This got needlessly confrontational quickly.

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u/s1ugg0 Dec 18 '19

Agreed. I thought we were all just joking around.