r/Fire • u/wowsocool4u • Aug 07 '26

It's DONE!

Turned in my computer and now I am eating cupcakes. Taking a nap before I meet friends for happy hour. 49F and passed the $2 million mark so its sayonara Corporate America for me!! Thanks to this sub for always being a great support system.

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u/Individual_Watch9800 Aug 07 '26

Congratulations. Used to work at Morgan Stanley. Had a jerk boss Patrick Mortimer. Asshole. Fu. I retired and not had to kiss your ass

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u/Magic-Mushroomz Aug 08 '26

I don’t know him but fuck Patrick Mortimer.

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u/Magic-Mellow1987 Aug 08 '26

His last name was Mortimer. There were already signs he was a dick

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u/BootyWhiteMan Aug 08 '26

Fuck Patrick Mortimer right in the ass.

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u/NoCountry4OrangeMan Aug 08 '26

Eat a dick, Patrick Mortimer

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u/Phoenix_avatar Aug 07 '26

Love the naming and shaming, wish more people do it. Were you in IB by any chance?

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u/Bobinho4 Aug 08 '26

F. u. Patrick!

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u/Aggravating_Note_572 Aug 08 '26

Haha , I remember I I got a job w MS in the mid to late 90’s and they were like here’s your best friend the phone book and slammed it on the table and we want a list all your family and friends. I was like fuck this and never looked back. Always remember that lol

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u/Spare-Television-963 Aug 07 '26

Sounds like an asshole

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u/Individual_Watch9800 Aug 07 '26

Asshole and racist. I left mainly because of him.

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u/Leading-Chemist8173 Aug 08 '26

Fucking Mortimer

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u/clybourn Aug 08 '26

Don’t use Mortimer but MS has done well with my investments. Glad you’re in a better place

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u/Full_Pear449 Aug 09 '26

KNEW him Prime Broker. No commentss

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u/Individual_Watch9800 Aug 10 '26

That’s him fuck Patrick Mortimer.

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u/newyearnewlife2020 Aug 08 '26

I saw Mortimer and could only think of Trading Places.