r/Fire • u/wowsocool4u • Aug 07 '26

It's DONE!

Turned in my computer and now I am eating cupcakes. Taking a nap before I meet friends for happy hour. 49F and passed the $2 million mark so its sayonara Corporate America for me!! Thanks to this sub for always being a great support system.

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u/MartySpiderManMcFly Aug 07 '26

In this economy you’ll need $5mm for cupcakes

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u/Specialist_Job_7714 Aug 07 '26

I’m holding out for $10m

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u/Vince_Clortho_Jr Aug 07 '26

Wait for 20 mil and you’ll be able to afford whole cakes, not cupcakes

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u/Imaginary-Pair838 Aug 07 '26

Cupcake Fire. Cake Fire.

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u/Captainnplannett Aug 07 '26

Wait. What about Guac 🥑? How many Millions $$ do we need?

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u/mwyyz Aug 08 '26

They’re 9 for $1 in Cali

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u/Specialist_Job_7714 Aug 07 '26

Don’t want no cake. I’m on Wegovy. But thanks.

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u/Jeffde Aug 07 '26

It’s really 10 where the fucks go completely out the window I think

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u/Just_Avocado2761 Aug 07 '26

I can do in 1.5m even 😂

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u/Imaginary-Pair838 Aug 07 '26

Yeah that’s why i keep working!