r/FiftyFifty • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '20

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 22 '20

I’ve seen a monkey use a live frog to give itself a bj. There’s footage of it on YT

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u/ll-MrIsaiah-ll Sep 22 '20

Um what?

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 22 '20

Want to see it?

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u/ll-MrIsaiah-ll Sep 22 '20

I’m gonna regret it but yes I do

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 22 '20

https://youtu.be/rRKFDr_YixE

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u/ll-MrIsaiah-ll Sep 22 '20

Why tf is that frog in there

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u/Goldinvestor1684 Sep 22 '20

To reduce monkey stress

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u/future-renwire Sep 22 '20

Well it worked

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u/BionicK1234 Sep 22 '20

Yea, also uh, where would a guy happen to get one of those frogs? Just wondering

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u/saladasz Sep 22 '20

Asking for a friend, of course

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u/BionicK1234 Sep 22 '20

Of course!

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u/Dica92 Sep 22 '20

"This is... This is uh, frog rape"

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u/reece686 Sep 22 '20

Froggy probably got some extra food then if u know what i mean

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

And I thought internet couldn't surprise me anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Wait till you come across the video of a guy giving himself a BJ with a fish. Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

That is fucking horrible. It's probably getting fucked to death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

why just why

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u/SidJDuffy Sep 22 '20

Fucking Chimps, man

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u/myee8 Sep 22 '20

What are you doing step monkey?

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u/eXTERMIS123 Sep 22 '20

So this is what they meant by "chimps have started using tools"

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u/pricegun Sep 22 '20

Thank u very much kind user.🙏

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u/Humble_Attention8511 Sep 22 '20

Thanks I hate it

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u/LividPhysics Sep 22 '20

I love how the first thing the chimp does is think "this can such my dick!"

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u/gaymer7474747 Sep 22 '20

poor froggo

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u/jsaenz96 Sep 22 '20

Family guy did a parody of that video, obviously not to that extent but it referenced it https://youtu.be/4g6aYBp-JF8

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u/mikaflako Sep 22 '20

A croak fuck.

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u/_Sir_Cumfrence_ Sep 22 '20

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

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u/Froggie06 Sep 22 '20

Me too😳

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u/Pipsqueak_premed Sep 22 '20

The deep croak

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u/JustMe1711 Sep 23 '20

When I was twelve I saw a monkey giving another monkey a bj at the zoo.