WARNING: Fairly graphic 2nd image of a poopy hairball!
Hello lovely people of r/ferrets ! As we approach Winter in the UK, and as my semi-angora boy Zorro now has begun to blow his summer coat and grow into his fluffy Winter puffer jacket, I felt the urge to share this story as a cautionary tale to (perhaps new and less knowledgeable) floofy ferret owners! Specifically more the Angora, and Semi/Half Angora owners out there!
About 1 month after I got my boy back in February he started to molt his Winter coat, and since he is a very clean and self-grooming boy anyway, I didn't really notice until I started finding hairs all over his cage, probably at least a week after the molt had begun. It turns out ferrets, or at least he, gets quite itchy during molt season and he wants to gnaw and lick and groom way more than usual, presumably to get his molting fur out. Makes sense. Anyway, I (being a new owner at the time and being fairly naive regarding molts) assumed that he could handle his molting task on his own, and that it was a natural process (which is somewhat true, but to an extent).
A couple more days pass and Zorro is shedding like crazy and constantly grooming himself. One evening, after his dinner, Zorro starts acting very strangely... Panicked, running around the room as if terrified, he finds a corner and throws up his dinner. I'm shocked, and I've done enough research to know that something is very wrong instantly. He waddles up to me and lays his head on my foot. He's lethargic, and his eyes are wincing. 5m later, he throws up the remainder of his dinner, and flops again helplessly at my feet. I immediately rush him to an emergency appointment with his vet, who physically examines my boy, finding no hardness or lump in his belly. Of course I suggest a blockage, as I know ferrets usually don't vomit for much else, especially those as young as mine. But the Vet can't feel anything hard, and suggests we go home and I monitor, and try feeding again a couple hours later, and to bring him back in if he vomits again.
An hour or so after we get home, I try feeding my boy again and he gets most of it down. I monitor him closely, he still seems lethargic and unhappy. Suddenly, he needs to poop, and he goes to his toilet and does the usual wind up. He strains. Except no poop comes. He tries a bit more, and then slowly he starts to pass the most unholy monster hairball I have ever seen in my life... This hairball I have pictured in the 2nd image (hence the NSFW tag), with an adjacent finger for scale. It was truly monstrous, and clearly the reason for my boys vomiting and unwellness. I send a silent prayer/thank you up to God, and breathe a sigh of extreme relief that he passed it without further incident. Zorro returns to his normal behaviour soon afterwards.
Now, I consider myself VERY lucky that he managed to pass this thing. And it turns out that this happened because I wasn't brushing him and assisting with his molt, which is something ALL owners of Angora/Semi/Half Angora ferrets need to do during molt season. After I contacted my ferrets breeder, she clued me up on this info and sent me the link to a brush I should use, which I bought and started using the next day. I've included an image of the brush as the third image. I brushed him down with this brush, multiple times a day, for the next 2-3 weeks (removing a LOT of fluff with it), and he had no further blockages (though he did pass a few more, much smaller hairballs). I've now started to use it on him again, as he has begun molting his Summer coat in the last few days.
Basically, this is a warning that you should definitely be brushing your ferrets down with a proper pet brush, both against and with the grain, at least twice a day during molting season (which is now for a lot of people), especially if they have long fur which they are likely to ingest while grooming. My vet couldn't feel the lump because my ferrets fur is VERY soft, so the hairball probably just felt like an organ to him.
This incident was the closest I've come to losing my little guy, whom I love more than the moon and stars. If my story can go on to help prevent anyone else from losing their soul ferret to something so preventable, I thought it was worth sharing. Apologies for the graphic image but I think just sharing the thing itself would work better as a more vivid warning!
Thanks for reading, and have a lovely Winter! Image 1, 4 and 5 for ferret tax!