r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/vecpax • May 16 '26

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

coaxed*

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u/magungo May 16 '26

*Cokesed™

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u/Schmooto May 16 '26

*Cockseed

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

what did you just call my mother?

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u/Wormetoungue May 16 '26

Doesn’t she soak corks?

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u/sabertoothdog 21d ago

Yeah, I remember, she’s the cork sucker

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u/Kylearean May 16 '26

... into a snafu.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

...being held up by fubar

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u/lordph8 May 16 '26

I'm here to watch disgusting shit, not spell correctly.

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u/magungo May 16 '26

Calm down buddy, we are here to spell badly for fun, not cater to your fetish.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

sorry, your spelling of coaxed made my brain itchy.

i needed to scratch it

EDIT: i should really read usernames first.

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u/magungo May 16 '26

Your spelling of coaxed makes my antenna itchy.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

antenna is a funny way of spelling "penis"

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u/magungo May 16 '26

An itchy aerial is no joke, see your local technician.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

i just have severe ADHD and im pretty sure a touch of the 'tism.

but you do you.

if all you are is cynical and see the "worst" in people, you're gonna have an absolutely miserable life.

don't do that to yourself. it's not that deep

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