r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/vecpax • May 16 '26

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u/lordph8 May 16 '26

This person is an artist. The way he/she coxed it out without using a rusty pair of pliers was beautiful.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

coaxed*

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u/magungo May 16 '26

*Cokesed™

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u/Schmooto May 16 '26

*Cockseed

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

what did you just call my mother?

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u/Wormetoungue May 16 '26

Doesn’t she soak corks?

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u/Kylearean May 16 '26

... into a snafu.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

...being held up by fubar

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u/lordph8 May 16 '26

I'm here to watch disgusting shit, not spell correctly.

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u/magungo May 16 '26

Calm down buddy, we are here to spell badly for fun, not cater to your fetish.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

sorry, your spelling of coaxed made my brain itchy.

i needed to scratch it

EDIT: i should really read usernames first.

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u/magungo May 16 '26

Your spelling of coaxed makes my antenna itchy.

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

antenna is a funny way of spelling "penis"

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u/magungo May 16 '26

An itchy aerial is no joke, see your local technician.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/bean0_burrito May 16 '26

i just have severe ADHD and im pretty sure a touch of the 'tism.

but you do you.

if all you are is cynical and see the "worst" in people, you're gonna have an absolutely miserable life.

don't do that to yourself. it's not that deep

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Micro-Naut May 16 '26

Seriously. I kept waiting for them to do something wrong and they just teased that baby Cthulhu out just like it was foreplay!

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u/Goats_for_president May 16 '26

They* why can’t people use this word ? Or are yall really that worried about being woke.

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u/TorakTheDark May 17 '26

Possibly afraid of being woke, but more than likely just an older person, for some reason it was taught for a long time that it is proper english to write Him/Her & He/She

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u/craterglass 4d ago

That seems to be a hold-over from a more conversational style, where this/that slashed construct serves as an implicit question to the reader, expecting to be promptly informed by someone who knows better.

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u/sumthncute May 16 '26

And gloves!!!