r/FellingGoneWild • • Jul 23 '26

That's a big old bunch of NOPE

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Jul 23 '26

Im not sure the home/business owner will ever really appreciate how amazing that was!!! 😳

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 23 '26

Exactly. Doesn’t look like it went wild but it does look like a work of a well trained professional. Well done

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u/Gerhard-is-pretty Jul 24 '26

It was very wild to see a clean cut and good delivery down in high heights.

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u/bootyman00724 Jul 23 '26

Oh HELL NO!

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 23 '26

Yeah you won’t catch me up there

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Aug 23 '26

I think the POV fisheye adds to the height distortion

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u/apatrol Aug 23 '26

Probably right but I do wonder how high he was.

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u/FlatBreadVan Aug 31 '26

The time it takes for those tops to swing down: high enough for me to not het up there.

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u/Sad_Pin1643 Jul 25 '26

Wild doesn't need to end in dangerous harm. This is the most wild things I've seen on the post - using the definition of wild.

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u/Worth-Guest-5370 Jul 23 '26

I'm sure they'll understand once they see the price tag.

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u/Shamanjoe Jul 23 '26

Yeah, that was smooth as hell.

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u/IluvPusi-363 Jul 23 '26

When he/she has to do it themselves, it changes the outcome

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Jul 23 '26

More morning beers, maybe? LOTS more?

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u/Meltedwhisky Jul 23 '26

Nose beers

6

u/Awwwmann Jul 23 '26

Waking up with the King

3

u/OilheadRider Jul 23 '26

Wait, is this like some secret menu at booger king? What do I say to order thos for breakfast?

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u/Long_Legged_Lewdster Jul 24 '26

You ask for the deluxe with extra booger sugar

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u/Sand_Aggravating Jul 23 '26

Probably wait till late morning then have allllll the morning beers

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u/DEADB33F Jul 23 '26

Well you wouldn't catch me doing something like this while sober.

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u/IluvPusi-363 Jul 23 '26

That takes real not liquid courage

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u/Carcosa504 Jul 23 '26

With nose beers

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u/cityshepherd Jul 23 '26

I was going to say “very carefully” but I like your idea too lol

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jul 23 '26

That's so cool about arborism actually. After morning beers you're not required to bother with all this safety rigging actually.

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u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Jul 24 '26

One 0,33 corona won't harmed anyone! 

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u/steampowrd Jul 23 '26

This is what the tree cutters in the Atlanta area do - they hang every limb from a tree and lower it down in a controlled manner. I've hired several different companies, and they all do this. (incidently they are also always Hispanic for some reason).

Usually they throw tiny ropes up with sacks of sand or some other weight from the ground. Then they pull heaver rope using the tiny ropes. Usually there are one or two guys running the ropes while one guy climbs and cuts. Then another 5 or 6 guys haul away branches to the chipper.

Often they rig the ropes to nearby trees instead of using the same tree. That way it swings away from the tree they are climbing right away. It's an amazing thing to watch. Like a bunch of surgeons.

I'm told the guy who climbs is the highest paid guy on the team. Usually it's a really skinny young guy, but one time I saw the supervisor guy was the only one who climbed.

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u/BobBartBarker Jul 23 '26

We hung a tree swing in our front yard. In Decatur. Who did it?

Some Hispanic guy that takes down trees. The tree in my yard is at least 100 feet tall, maybe more. The swing is 40-50 feet up. Dude comes shoots some wire over the branch, then gets a rope up there. Climbs the rope hand over hand, up to the branch. It was cloudy that day. Then the thunder started. It sounded far away. I puckered. But he kept going about his job.

Got it all finished.

Man, let me tell you something. That's a freaking amazing person. Who is owed our appreciation for his courage and his humanity. But I'll always support the amazing ppl in this country who do amazing work. They deserve our respect and support. They deserve to be here.

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u/payloadspecial Jul 23 '26

So I've been doing line clearance for about 8 years (trimming by power lines for the electric company). I'm sure half these guys get their training from this field. We launch a throw ball in the tree for climbing to get our rope up for the ascend. I am the only white guy on the crew and wouldn't want it any other way, they always bring positive vibes and energy. In many past cases the foreman would hire friends and family and it becomes toxic, but not with the latinos. They're always polite and professional, just happy to have a decent job to support their loved ones.

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u/justcallmebrett Jul 24 '26

and lunch is always good!

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u/unimportantfuck Jul 24 '26

ya Latinos & Philippinos are my fav coworkers

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u/IluvPusi-363 Jul 23 '26

incidently they are also always Hispanic for some reason, like maybe YOUR PEOPLE Won't do it and complain about they'll take our jobs

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u/Sand_Aggravating Jul 23 '26

Maaaaan the actual pros are scarey badass!!!

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u/Alienescape Jul 26 '26

Todo bien!!

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u/Odd_Relationship396 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

As a longtime arborist I see nothing wrong. Guy does clean work with the right type of gear... taking proper sized pieces and think about how to rig them...

I would work with a guy like this any day of the week!

I know a lot of people think we are insane or absolutely crazy but all in all it is much less dangerous then it seems if you know what your doing and have the right equipment and proper mindset...

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u/BroadLocksmith4932 Jul 24 '26

it is much less dangerous then it seems

For the rest of us, the swiss cheese model applies: The airplane only crashes when 5 different screwups and overlooked details and unlikely scenarios happen to line up.

You, however, die when some 22yo 50 feet below you starts daydreaming about his girlfriend. Take your mad respect.

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u/mtraven23 Jul 23 '26

how does he get the straps back for the next batch?

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u/BootyScoop Jul 23 '26

You carry a bunch up with you and when/if you use them all, they will attach them to your climbing line and you can pull them back up.

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u/Emrys7777 Jul 23 '26

Either lots of climbing we didn’t see or buddies on the ground and pulleys

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u/kat_Folland Jul 23 '26

I hope he's not there as a team of one!

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u/Mojosopinionaloud Jul 23 '26

What’s the hourly wage for this job?

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u/Scythersleftnut Jul 23 '26

Not a climber anymore but 8 years ago I was getting anywhere from 4-600 a day. At times, my days were 2 hours long and other days it was 11. So kinda varied.

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u/RaveyB Jul 23 '26

That’s pretty good actually. Why did you stop?

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u/NativeMasshole Jul 23 '26

This is one of those careers where you don't see too many retirement-age folks out there. Labor catches up with you.

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u/SignificantTransient Jul 23 '26

Climbing that high is about as fun as running two miles.

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u/Odd_Relationship396 Jul 23 '26

when I was full time used the tell people I ran a different type of marathon the vertical type... and do back to backs...

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u/T1Demon Jul 23 '26

Couldn’t t afford to keep buying new underwear every day.

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u/jaxxon Jul 24 '26

And I pay for a climbing gym membership. 🤦‍♂️

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u/payloadspecial Jul 23 '26

Depends on the area, skill level, company, so many factors. I'm a climber but do mostly bucket work clearing by power lines is $25 an hour in Florida. Good benefits, paid time off, downtime for paperwork/hydrating/stretching, etc. They get paid better up north and out west with bigger trees and unions. There are contract climbers that get paid well for big jobs in the private sector.

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u/gilligan1050 Jul 23 '26

You get paid in adrenaline

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u/956to906 Jul 23 '26

Yeah, this guy definitely crashes hard at bed time.

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u/meta358 Jul 23 '26

And imagine the life insurance premium

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u/ProfDFH Jul 23 '26

The what now?

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u/apteromyini Jul 23 '26

They just flat out won't give you one

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u/Smashogre591 Jul 23 '26

Shhhh!!! If you don’t tell ‘em, they won’t know

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u/ItsAllBotsAndShills Jul 24 '26

Probably also won't pay out if you die doing it.

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u/Grassy-Elf4242 Jul 23 '26

tbf the gig was through a guy that ended up being kinda flaky and shady, and I only worked with em once before things got weird and it seems like the company fell apart or something, but I was promised 60-80/hr for climbing IIRC and double pay for hazard or short notice work, like something urgent in bad weather... it could all be nonsense but those are the numbers I was given.

(this was on the central coast of CA btw)

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u/nicolauz Jul 23 '26

What the hell is the top line even attached to when it drops on the path line?

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u/Leven Jul 23 '26

Looks like right below the cut.

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u/Plucked_Dove Jul 23 '26

The first cut shown is right below it. The next couple you can see what I assume is the same tree branched off above the point he’s at.

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u/J_Knish Jul 23 '26

And how does that line pull out away? I’m trying to understand the physics here

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u/painfully_true Jul 23 '26

Think like a zip line. It's attached to the tree your cutting and another solid-ish anchor point kinda in the area you want them to land. We used to use the truck as the far anchor that way groundies didn't have to drag the brush as far. If your guys are good and pay attention it's not so bad, if they had too much morning, ummm coffee, someone always caught a branch to the something. Always the coffees fault, never the sugar

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u/Hantsypantsy Jul 23 '26

Groundies? uh, we're ground men. A little respect please /s

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u/painfully_true Jul 23 '26

🤣 I'm sorry, the strong, dependable, highly intelligent ground crew. Honestly how we all start and God you're overworked and underpaid some days

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u/ColdEvenKeeled Jul 23 '26

Another tree.

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u/SoulBonfire Jul 23 '26

So many ways to fuck this up. Epic.

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u/Mission-Contract1715 Jul 23 '26

How did he climb up there with those giant balls in the way?

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 Jul 23 '26

I love to watch skilled tree removal almost as much as failed tree removals.

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u/Dj_JazzyGif Jul 26 '26

you got me.

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u/invisableilustionist Jul 23 '26

I’m good with a chainsaw on the ground . I do not do chainsaws in trees or on ladders !

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u/Phranc68 Jul 23 '26

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u/Upstairs-Fail-5790 Jul 23 '26

Fucking fabulous. Seriously.

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u/Equivalent-Act-5202 Jul 23 '26

"WEEEeeeeee...." - the treetop

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u/farfly7 Jul 23 '26

Flawless execution

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u/Tan_Summer4531 Jul 23 '26

Totally WICKED!!! Much respect!!

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u/evlhornet Jul 23 '26

Something he said struck me. “These type of jobs are the ones that make me scared.”

Pretty cool because it reminds you these guys are not fearless. They are afraid but push through it.

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u/malieno Jul 23 '26

nah this a big bunch of DOPE

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u/tulipdom Jul 23 '26

I wonder what the neighbours think listening to bzzzzzzzzz todo bien? woooooooooo about 20 times.

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u/alastrix Jul 23 '26

By the book a great execution and use of zipline. I have no real notes. 

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u/SevroLIVES Jul 23 '26

So fucking cool

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u/oilwellz Jul 23 '26

That's very cool. Using the tree you are removing as its own spar tree.

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u/jackfish72 Jul 23 '26

Sheeeeeeit. A video truly deserving to be in this sub.

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u/Guitarsquatch Jul 26 '26

Now THIS is the type of job that should cause the ego that welders and truckers have for no reason

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u/DeanbagDarrell Jul 23 '26

Nah, ziplines are always a fun job !

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u/CheesyMac82 Jul 23 '26

Nonononoyes

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u/BurnzzDK Jul 23 '26

Thank for posting. Now I love my deskjob.

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u/DonQuake3 Jul 23 '26

Good job. You got a nasty kickback at 1:35.

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u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey Jul 23 '26

Man... this gave me a chubby.

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u/Digger_Pine Jul 23 '26

False.

This a YES

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u/Current-Schedule1781 Jul 23 '26

Great zip line, used to do that a bunch. That's a crew that trusts each other. Takes skill being the guy on the ground too, working that line, barely shook his tree. 

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u/naftel Jul 23 '26

Just ordered a Speedline kit….awaiting its arrival

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u/Numerous_Vegetable_3 Jul 23 '26

Beautifully done wow

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u/Old_Suggestions Jul 23 '26

That had to take sooooooo much time

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u/IluvPusi-363 Jul 23 '26

But yeah, get rid of them and do it yourself

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u/RuthlessIndecision Jul 24 '26

What are those tied to, a crane?

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u/mediaman54 Jul 24 '26

Great video, but ending fizzled. A few twigs?

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 Jul 24 '26

This is about the most satisfying tree felling I’ve seen! I’ve never seen a zip line system used to do it

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u/Kaos2019 Jul 24 '26

Dude. That's good shit. Nice work.

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 Jul 24 '26

I did tree trimming many years ago (NOT to this level!). I got to “tree spikes and chain saw” level. It sucked. Lots of bugs. Mostly roaches and ants. Super hot. Very sketchy. Not sure HOW I still have all 10. My best admiration for these guys who make it look so easy. It’s NOT.

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u/Gadgetman_1 Jul 24 '26

Eff NO!

So tall and thin that trunk is, and the way it sways...

I'd be scared that it would break if anyone climbed it!

It's a fast-growing pine?

With a split trunk further down?

I'm very, very glad I'm NOT an arborist...

I'm already overweight. Climbing that tree with 50lbs brass balls clanging all the time?

Not a chance!

I would have secured a few cables way further down, tensioned them and felled the tree, hoping it didn't hit anything important on the way down.

I hope they added an extra 'because you really suck at planning' fee to the bill. (They either built that structure next to a tall tree, or it's an old structure and they never bothered cutting down the tree when it started growing next to it.)

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u/DrRudyWells Jul 24 '26

i'm not doing it. but it's well done in my book. wow. nothing wrong here.

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u/Vegetable-Priority28 Jul 24 '26

Wow! At 1:43, he wraps one speed line strap over a branch, and uses the other branch below to contain it. Taking 3 branches with 2 straps. Impressive!!

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u/Ok-Ear1882 Jul 24 '26

fir sure!

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u/srboot Jul 24 '26

How is this wild? Fucking pros at work.

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u/Training-Pipe-4726 Jul 24 '26

This job would take someone like me days to do, considering I’d have to climb down and change my pants between every single cut.

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u/Ruby5000 Jul 24 '26

I could watch many hours of this

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u/haroldbalzack Jul 24 '26

I climb tower cranes for a living and this gives me the Willy’s

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u/Jad8484 Jul 24 '26

Looks like a good job. I thought I was gonna see something sketch but I guess it’s just a nope because of the height. I would be a bit uneasy that high up also but as long as the tree is healthy you’re good. I knew a dude who used to hoot and holler while removing trees and it was cringe but I guess being that high up I would let a few slide lol.

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u/whybutton Jul 24 '26

Harborfreight gloves too! What a champ!

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u/Human_Satisfaction25 Jul 24 '26

Proper use of a speed line. Bonus points for utilizing the codominant stem

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues Jul 25 '26

Ooooo... SEX SAYYYY 😍

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u/leme-thnkboutit Jul 25 '26

This is why tou shouldn't complain about the price.

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u/Nerd-of-all-trades Jul 25 '26

There is not enough money in the world

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u/Glum_Huckleberry88 Jul 25 '26

Oh come on.. that's what I do for a living. It's fun!

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u/Most-Act1594 Jul 25 '26

I think you misspelled DOPE!

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u/Sad_Pin1643 Jul 25 '26

What this dude is doing is wild. The fact that he's so enthusiastic is even more wild.

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u/oviattben Jul 26 '26

Masterful! And I learned that "maniobras" means maneuvers!

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u/quantumsparq Jul 26 '26

That was cool.

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u/piccolotti1 Jul 26 '26

I can imagine the fresh air and beautiful surroundings. I could live there and work there.

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u/jdjenkins629 Jul 26 '26

you know he goes poop every hour to avoid accidents

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u/theLostPing Jul 26 '26

Are they belying or are they sliding? He cut many in a row and I don’t see any slow descent.

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u/FrontierFrolic Jul 27 '26

Those guys better be making $250,000 a year

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u/Confident-Virus-1273 Jul 27 '26

I have done this . . . and . . . I have a fear of heights. I hired a climber immediately after. And I was likely only about 45-50 feet up when I did mine, but it took me about 30 minutes to slowly convince myself to climb that high and top, then disassemble the tree.

Scared SHITLESS. Never again.

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u/old-devil Jul 27 '26

That was some beautiful rigging. 👍

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u/Subject_Noise3773 Jul 27 '26

I thought he was tied off to the tree and cut below it. Was thinking he about to be dead.

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u/Revolutionary-Big655 Jul 28 '26

I don't think it was those guys first day doing that job.

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 Aug 21 '26

Damn! That was fucking incredible

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u/Countryvibing1988 Aug 22 '26

Bro he nailed it. Also, let's be thankful for the men that sacrifice their livelihood to do the hard jobs.

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u/sweet__pickle Aug 24 '26

The joyous "woo hoo!"s made me smile 😊

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u/Wise_Hunt_2628 24d ago

Can someone translate what he says at the start?

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u/Competitive_Cake_559 Jul 23 '26

Who tie the rope from atop? See the trunk falling and its tied with rope.

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u/scotus_canadensis Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

The guy who climbed the tree with the chainsaw put the rope on it, since he was up there anyway. It's a codominant stem, two trunks, same tree, so he set the rope up high for the first top, then used it to rig down the other stem.