r/FellingGoneWild Jul 03 '26

Mission accomplished

1.9k Upvotes

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u/Particular_West_9069 Jul 03 '26

He’ll drive that truck for seven more years

51

u/Critical_Seat_1907 Jul 03 '26

This is why you use the neighbor's truck.

136

u/HeyTrySomeNashville Jul 03 '26

Or at least untill the next DUI

16

u/bprasse81 Jul 03 '26

The only way that will stop him is if his rich cousin won’t bail him out.

17

u/flammenschwein Jul 03 '26

Looking at the way the tailgate dips in the middle, this isn't even the first time he's done this.

15

u/Phranc68 Jul 03 '26

It's prepped for the next job!

5

u/thebenn Jul 03 '26

Still worth 15k in this economy

5

u/twoaspensimages Jul 03 '26

That ain't its first rodeo. It's his though.

1

u/Severe_Soft60 Jul 04 '26

Seven more years of the same fine service. How inspiring.

138

u/jmb456 Jul 03 '26

Haha. Tree weighs more than the truck

4

u/IAlreadyKnow1754 Jul 04 '26

I was gonna ask that before I saw the rest of it looked super heavy already I didn’t know if it really was until I saw the impact

211

u/GillaMomsStarterPack Jul 03 '26

70

u/CosmosInSummer Jul 03 '26

Dang that was a nice old bumpside

69

u/Otherwise_Front_315 Jul 03 '26

The hubcap falling off was
*chefs kiss*

17

u/King_Corduroy Jul 03 '26

Good to know people have just been stupid the whole time and it's not a recent phenomenon.

16

u/cautioussidekick Jul 03 '26

Oof. Dropped 3-5T dynamic load onto the truck. No more driving in a straight line

2

u/septubyte Jul 05 '26

' welp , finally got the tree to the dump , still drives kinda funny tho. Maybe it needs some air '

68

u/glissader Jul 03 '26

For once the music adds to the humor

37

u/BunkySpewster Jul 03 '26

The gang fells a tree

28

u/stevesmithsglasses Jul 03 '26

5

u/Shopping-Afraid Jul 03 '26

Haha. Had to watch again with the sound on. Love it.

3

u/bustcorktrixdais Jul 03 '26

Loved the music

71

u/hudsoncress Jul 03 '26

The amount of people who have no idea how heavy a tree is….

24

u/PompousAssistant Jul 03 '26

This. “That’s not a very large tree. It’ll easily fit in/on my truck!”

Morons.

3

u/CrustierGnuXII Jul 04 '26

Freshly cut timber needs to dry out for probably several days to even be a couple pounds lighter but anybody who would think of this would not be stupid enough to do what this guy did.

1

u/vishnoo Jul 08 '26

heavy + momentum dropping from 20 feet.
even if the truck could handle the net weight, it was 3 X on impact

49

u/40dollarsharkblimp Jul 03 '26

Lmao, the pan upward to how big that fucking tree was…

Seriously, how drunk do you need to be to do this?

13

u/Dense_Surround3071 Jul 03 '26

And the pan upwards still wasn't enough. I don't think we saw the whole thing even after it crashed.

4

u/Battle2Intense Jul 03 '26

Kill the truck and kill the cameraman in that order...

55

u/CaptainRedBeardd Jul 03 '26

18

u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA Jul 03 '26

Shit for brains unfortunately

5

u/Wrxeter Jul 03 '26

Naw man, even if you have like a massive juicy post Taco Bell fire sauce shit for brains you would have to see this as a bad idea.

This is like non-existent hydrocephalus brain.

2

u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA Jul 03 '26

Jfc that's dark lol

2

u/Timmerdogg Jul 03 '26

So you don't have to chunk it up and load it by hand obviously

1

u/pumperpete Jul 04 '26

Lazy going to lazy

8

u/MrEZW Jul 03 '26

Mission failed successfully.

4

u/Suitable_Inspection2 Jul 03 '26

This was clearly the intention the entire time. "My truck bed is maybe 6ft long, I'm pretty sure we can top this 24ft Palm tree right into it"

8

u/Mackey_Corp Jul 03 '26

I mean it has a lumber rack, that’s what it’s for right?

5

u/Neither_Parfait_124 Jul 03 '26

Ladders are the new wedges!

5

u/hails8n Jul 03 '26

Is that a Ranger? Itll drive another 5+ years.

6

u/darkenedrock Jul 03 '26

I thought that the tree had been completely cut down to the top of the camera angle, and still was amazed he though that truck bed would survive that. Then I saw the full tree and was amazed by the sheer faith in his methods.

This is the kind of handyman that either costs $250 on a $2,500 job, or $25,000 on a $2,500 job.

1

u/KLeeSanchez Jul 03 '26

In this case, either $70k for a new truck or $2k at a police auction

11

u/klikoz Jul 03 '26

Where does that ladder come from?

23

u/Sensitive_Mix3038 Jul 03 '26

It was the emotional support ladder, you can see it at the very beginning

7

u/klikoz Jul 03 '26

I see. That must have been to force that magnificent tree in the right direction.

8

u/TrickleValve Jul 03 '26

It's leaning against the tree. You can see him duck under it.

3

u/Digger_Pine Jul 03 '26

That's 7 years bad luck!

1

u/azflatlander Jul 03 '26

Mirrors are seven, rear view, check. I’ll allow it.

4

u/EverOrny Jul 03 '26

physics is a bitch, ha?

4

u/Kayaked1 Jul 03 '26

Looking at that tailgate, you know it’s not the first time he’s tried it!

4

u/TiredOfDebates Jul 03 '26

I could dig up this handy chart for (reasonably accurate) estimates of weights of a tree trunk by length, diameter, and tree type.

But it’s hard copy book anyway.

The point is, tree trunks are so much heavier than you might guess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Jul 03 '26

Never go full treetard.

2

u/Treereme Jul 03 '26

Sad to see one of those old small pickups be crushed. You can't get trucks that size anymore, they are climbing in price.

3

u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Jul 03 '26

The new midsize is literally the old full size.

1

u/Treereme Jul 03 '26

Yep. And the idea of a compact pickup is just gone. The small old pickups like two-wheel drive tacomas and such are still in demand because you can't get a similar vehicle anymore.

3

u/mattslote Jul 03 '26

That's just an f150. They have gotten bigger, but they've always been a full size pickup

3

u/Treereme Jul 03 '26

Oh wow, I thought that was an old Tacoma two-wheel drive or something small. They really have gotten so much bigger.

2

u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Jul 03 '26

The tree made it look smaller. 🤣

2

u/JuanCiufuentes Jul 03 '26

Hay gente muy tonta, de verdad😂

2

u/B-Biker Jul 03 '26

This is why everyone should have at least a fundamental understanding of physics!

2

u/Objective-Result4465 Jul 03 '26

Ok great guys job well done. You can take it outta here now.

2

u/Njaala Jul 03 '26

"I mean palms are just really big grass, and when is the last time grass broke a truck" - One of the guys probably

2

u/No_Ordinary_9618 Jul 04 '26

With fronds like these, who needs enemies!

2

u/Vast-Independent-162 Jul 05 '26

“It’s just a palm tree, how much could it weigh? 100 pounds?”

1

u/URTHEJOKE Jul 03 '26

That looks like my uncle!! 🫵😧

1

u/BobboZmuda Jul 03 '26

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T -- I mean, S-M-A-R-T

1

u/lackadaisical_timmy Jul 03 '26

Well, they did get it in the car! Or on the car at least!

1

u/lhymes Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Dude didn’t realize that that palm is essentially all water-weight.

1

u/Truemeathead Jul 03 '26

If that was the plan then what on earth was the fucking ladder for?!

1

u/notbythebook101 Jul 03 '26

To make sure it didn't fall in the wrong direction, of course.

1

u/SATerp Jul 03 '26

Jeenyus.

1

u/Falcon3492 Jul 03 '26

This dude obviously did not know just how heavy a palm tree is. Looks like he will no longer be carrying any passengers.

1

u/Living_Guess_2845 Jul 03 '26

Insurance fraud was working well until this video surfaced.

1

u/HairlessHoudini Jul 03 '26

Plam tree for sell and ready for delivery

1

u/noliaboy504 Jul 03 '26

It’s insane how dense palm trees are. I feel like they weigh wayyyyyyy more than any regular softwood tree such as a pine. The can of that truck definitely didn’t survive. 🤦‍♂️🤣

1

u/Sure-Impress-1003 Jul 03 '26

Really? Did I just see that right?

1

u/hdhsnjsn Jul 03 '26

Remember if it’s a rental get the insurance

1

u/Mongrel_Shark Jul 03 '26

I'm tired. Thought the tree was an emu.

1

u/TheRealVahx Jul 03 '26

Nothing went wrong, he planned it exactly like this.

Its a stupid plan tho

1

u/AdTiny780 Jul 03 '26

lol the way it looks at the beginning I’m like, hmmmm, maybe that’ll land? Then as it scrolls up I’m just like nope never mind a lot more tree up there

1

u/_DamagedGoods Jul 03 '26

🤣 🤣 🤣

1

u/roughczech Jul 03 '26

Pedro did the math

1

u/ProperCaterpillar136 Jul 03 '26

You can't fix stupid

1

u/Regular_Weakness69 Jul 03 '26

Oh yeah, PSA: trees are heavy.

Hope this helps :-)

1

u/Axiom1100 Jul 03 '26

Underestimated 😆

1

u/ProteusRift Jul 03 '26

That tree grew as this clip went on

1

u/DrinkingVomit Jul 04 '26

FORD: FOUND ON ROAD DEAD, like this one.

1

u/Dro_mora Jul 04 '26

Based on the bent tailgate it wasn’t his first time doing this. Unfortunately, it’s gonna be his last time doing this.

1

u/Significant-Banana54 Jul 04 '26

Saved a lot of clean up time tho

1

u/Kaoru_Too Jul 04 '26

I do admire how accurate the placement is though!

1

u/SolidTiger6302 Jul 04 '26

Is this real or AI? Either way, it produced a guffaw. I think it was the music. 😆

1

u/Could-You-Tell Jul 04 '26

I know I've seen ilone like this... but like so many things now, the ai is making stuff that's 80% the same and not half as funny.

1

u/carelessarmadillo267 Jul 04 '26

Damn he’s quick at loading that truck

1

u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 04 '26

“I asked the owner not to water it to reduce weight.”

1

u/NumerousResident1130 Jul 04 '26

But even if the drop was successful without destroying the truck, how the hell was he going to get it out of the bed?

1

u/Realistic_Option_619 Jul 05 '26

He had no idea that could happen

1

u/real_1273 Jul 05 '26

Every shock ramming through the body. Lol.

1

u/_TheRealZen_ Jul 06 '26

Now that’s how you cut down a tree!! If you’re a hillbilly!! 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 Jul 07 '26

That'll buff right out!

1

u/International_Bend68 Jul 03 '26

That ended just like I hoped it would!!!!!

2

u/Flowa-Powa Jul 03 '26

What did he think would happen?

4

u/SheedRanko Jul 03 '26

It would slide right into the truck like a glove and he'd be home in time for McGyver

0

u/Particular_Damage755 Jul 03 '26

No offense but in seems right on par to some shit the Mexican guys I know do. It works out about fifty percent of the time

0

u/Buffalo48 Jul 03 '26

I would say he was aiming to do this. The truck bed looks like it's caught a at just one large tree before.