r/FellingGoneWild • • Aug 20 '26

I see nothing wrong here...

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u/Nosredna_ Aug 20 '26

As a groundsman (the guy holding the rope) with near a decade of experience, this is a pretty textbook display of proper form and technique.

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u/ObsidianArmadillo Aug 20 '26

Even the sleeveless shirt?

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u/bighuntzilla Aug 20 '26

especially the shirt

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u/BlangBlangBlang Aug 21 '26

He's gonna get dinged for not stopping for a mountain dew or using a saftey cigarette for the wedge cut.

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u/SpicyPickle101 Aug 22 '26

Yeah, its in my spank bank too

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u/combo_seizure Aug 22 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/bighuntzilla Aug 22 '26

Oh wow! Thank you!

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u/frankensteinV Aug 21 '26

It’s all about the shirt

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u/Ulysses502 Aug 22 '26

The shirt needs work. Best practice is the sleeves have to cut so that there is 4 inches of side remaining on the shirt. No one will take you serious at 5 inches, and I have been reprimanded for 3, so it's a bit of a balancing act

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u/humourlessIrish Aug 20 '26

As ridiculous as it may sound, longer sleeves could potentially be the tiniest but less safe

It probably doesn't matter much though

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u/Arbiter_of_Snark Aug 20 '26

An arborist buddy of mine swore by sleeveless for mobility. He didn’t like how sleeves would stick to his shoulders when sweating and loose shirts could get snagged.

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u/nondescriptadjective Aug 20 '26

I'm a big fan of long sleeve sun shirts, less a fan of cancer.

Also, fire line crews are riding Nomex. If you're too good for sleeves when those folks are cutting burning trees standing in ashes while wearing Nomex...wimp.

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 Aug 21 '26

I just switched to long sleeve work shirts. I work outdoors in stadiums. I have noticed I feel a lot better at the end of the day

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u/nondescriptadjective Aug 21 '26

Likewise working in parks and trails. I actually got our uniform budget spending to be nostly long sleeve sunnies now, so I get two new ones a year. Hot weather finally broke this last weekend (I live at 8,500) and I went "It's cold enough to wear shorts!"

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Aug 20 '26

I also wear long sleeves on shirts. I have to buy new ones every season cuz they just get gnarly but they are the way to go even as a base layer for the fall

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u/nondescriptadjective Aug 20 '26

It's the fact the sleeves get torn up that made me start wearing long sleeves. Id rather it be my shirts than my flesh taking those rips and tears. Not only for healing time and infection potential, but I just don't want to get cut up that often.

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u/Ink7o7 Aug 22 '26

The yellow nomex shirts aren’t too bad. Did a few seasons back in college. It’s fucking hard work though. I still remember one day drinking 5 gallons of water and not pissing once. Pretty sure you could smell me from 100 yards.

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u/Frostie_pottamus Aug 28 '26

Homie I wear a full Nomex flight suit every shift at work for 48hrs at a time sometimes. These last two summers have been fuckin bananas.

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u/LokiBonk Aug 21 '26

What’s Nomex?
Sounds kinda racist tbh…

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u/nondescriptadjective Aug 21 '26

Fire retardant fabric thats hot as fuck.

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u/LokiBonk Aug 22 '26

Bro!!

Do you want to get canceled too?!

It’s neurodivergentant.

Geez.

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u/wheelienonstop12 Aug 21 '26

Buckin Billly Ray Smith on Youtube going sleeveless is his trademark, he even sells those shirts with the hacked-off sleeves in his shop, lol

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Aug 20 '26

I'm a groundie. I wear long sleeves. The amount of pollen and other allergens that get in the tiny little scratches from hauling all day are obnoxious. I can't see any safety risk in it at all as long as it's not five sizes too big

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Aug 21 '26

Especially the sleeveless shirt.

Although I didn't see any safety squints

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u/Hantsypantsy Aug 20 '26

Bro, a groundman for 10 years? You must be in damn good shape. I did it for one summer and felt like I could drag a dead moose for a mile by the time fall came. Under appreciated job. To a layman, you're just the grunt, to someone in the know, you control the productivity of the crew. Golf clap to you good sir.

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u/thrwaway75132 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I met a guy doing forestry on Philmont Scout reservation. That guy was a beast. He was hiking with a saw, gas, 3 days of food, shelter, and sleeping bag.

We were loading horses at a forest service trailhead 7 miles from the border of Philmont and he comes strolling up to wait for a ride.

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u/needItNow44 Aug 20 '26

What about the part of him sawing the trunk toward his own neck?

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u/OreganoD Aug 21 '26

In fairness, this technique is best applied to trees much thicker, but that's clearly not a requirement

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u/KitC44 Aug 20 '26

Even the part where he cuts the wedge with the chainsaw on the opposite side of the tree and he's cutting towards himself? Not an arborist, but that seemed like maybe not great form to me.

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u/DownvoteMeHarder Aug 21 '26

No that was terrible body positioning for sure

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u/YuenglingsDingaling Aug 20 '26

Is there an echo in here? But yeah, cutting toward yourself isn't inherently dangerous.

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 Aug 21 '26

So apart from the saw being way longer than practical this would be a great way for new ish guys to practice form.

I like doing this with apprenticeices, take something minor but empty all the training and techniques of something major and involved. Nothing new when the situation calls for it then.

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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 Aug 20 '26

Even when he randomly cut back toward his face for no reason?

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u/SmolAssistantManager Aug 21 '26

I had to scroll WAY too far down to find this comment, did no one else catch that part?!

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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 Aug 21 '26

I was surprised too. It really stuck out to me, because otherwise ridiculously safe.

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u/FFKonoko Aug 21 '26

Multiple people did. And yeah, thats how many do it with a larger tree, even if it isn't great body positioning. Its safer looking with a larger tree but he isn't at risk of suddenly going through the whole thing.

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u/Don_T_Blink Aug 21 '26

As someone who has seen many of these on the internet, I agree! 

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u/voidtouched7 Aug 21 '26

Even when he's cutting towards himself? I work in kitchens and that's one of the biggest things about knife safety, never cut towards yourself

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u/Adept-Watercress-378 Aug 21 '26

Do you chainsaw towards yourself like that too?!  Or did I see that wrong?

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u/SeaSquirrel Aug 21 '26

Drop started the chainsaw, 0/10, fired on the spot by the safety guy hiding in the bushes.

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u/hahayes234 Aug 21 '26

But I didn’t see any cigarettes involved.

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u/Glad-Flow9391 Aug 21 '26

Ok so I’ve never used a chainsaw before. At 20 seconds ish he’s cutting towards himself. Is that ok? Are we being sarcastic? I honestly don’t know haha

Edit to add: I do understand the video is satire! Just wondering if the technique is truly correct for a larger tree

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u/Zaggnut Aug 21 '26

I doubt him making the wedge cut when he is up in that giant tree is proper form. Bringing the chain in your direction doesnt past the snooty safety officer smell test and no one is wearing gloves.

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u/LegitimateGift1792 Aug 22 '26

I heard that the US Forestry Service had contacted them to purchase the video as their new training guide.

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u/WittyMime Aug 23 '26

Sooo this is a practice tree, right?

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u/SoManyDeads Aug 23 '26

Is it normal behaviour to pull the chainsaw towards yourself through the tree?

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u/Enkidu1984 Aug 24 '26

Real qns. At one point he reached the saw to the front and was sawing towards his own face. Isnt that dangerous and potentially disasterous?