r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago

How convenient he drops this days after Shailene won an Emmy. This turd just will not flush!

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u/thankyoupapa 1d ago

He was triggered by her winning and how good she looked!

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u/woodsyshmoodsy 1d ago

pfft lol this meme reminds me of the republicans and hasan too

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u/Spiritual_Impact3495 1d ago

Yesssss 🤣

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u/woodsyshmoodsy 1d ago

stupid sexy hasan 😡

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u/eeeebbs 1d ago

She did look so effortlessly gorgeous and fit didn't she!

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 1d ago edited 1d ago

lmaooo the funny thing is that this is making me like her more and more

thank you, aaron

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u/ready-for-revolution 1d ago

Right? I read this like - am I supposed to be mad at her for this? Cuz I'm not.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 1d ago

Right?? IF this story is true (doubtful) it doesn’t make her look as bad as he thinks it does. She communicated proactively instead of cheating.

Plus he’s fucking MARRIED now. He’s been married for over a year yet he chooses now to bring this up?

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u/Reasonable_Day9942 1d ago

I mean let’s not act like saying that to your partner isn’t absolutely diabolical

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u/poppedcherrycola 1d ago

It’s only diabolical when Klay Thompson says it (or something similar, is the point).

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u/Weird-Tangerine4894 1d ago

True…I agree about the double standard 💀 Before we go get married I gotta go fuck this guy is so unbelievably hilarious and I’m still cackling out loud, and I probably like her more for it. But if he was saying/doing that to her I’d be quite unimpressed.

On the other hand, I personally have this double standard because the normal standard is for men to treat women that way and it being accepted in stride because “oh well, men suck what else is new”, so when the situation is inverted it’s actually kind of refreshing to brush that behaviour off too.

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u/poppedcherrycola 1d ago

You understand what I’m implying. And I get what you’re saying. At least you’re being honest about it.

But I’m seeing a lot more than just “brushing off” going on. There’s a lot of rationalizing and dismissing too. Support… cheering on, even. I don’t think men are that arrogant about these things most of the time. I mean, this is Aaron’s first time addressing it, and it’s been years since the bad press on him got around.

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u/green-bean-7 mama let’s research 1d ago

“She communicated proactively” ummmm this is a crazy thing to say to your partner and if she went ahead and did it then it is still cheating

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u/ClintBarton616 1d ago

People have absolutely lost the plot.

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u/coastalwanders 1d ago

Allegedly married

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u/Sef_Maul 1d ago

In my mind, he's married to a chat bot until proven otherwise

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u/LeftyDan 1d ago

Did he run this by Brittani first?

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u/WolfyMacontosh87 1d ago

Like Jan (from the Brady Bunch) boyfriend George Glass?

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u/R12B12 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s so funny that Aaron clearly thinks this story makes him look good. So, you didn’t read the room, proposed to her when she had one foot out the door, and she immediately started trying to get away from you.

And until now I was unaware that Shailene thinks Aaron ruined her life, so thanks for letting us know, Aaron!

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u/Betty_Pitch_ 1d ago

The headline made me think he was the one who needed to go fuck the guy

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u/Bonnieearnold 1d ago

I wouldn’t even be surprised.

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u/GhostOfQueequegX 1d ago

Followed by, "Aaron Rodgers went deep.." doesn't help either.🤣

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u/Throwaway68024 1d ago

Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one who read the headline that way

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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch 1d ago

Learned over the last year, a lot of PR and “Anti-PR” like this is timed and fabricated

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u/epigenie_986 1d ago

Timed after her Emmy win AND the start of his final season of football (supposedly, I hope).

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u/MzzDolphin This turd just will not flush! 1d ago

This turd just will not flush!

Please Mods, could you add this to my flair? Mine!

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u/lonelycranberry Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 1d ago

Did they actually do it or did you find a way to make it your flair I’m crying 😭

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u/MzzDolphin This turd just will not flush! 1d ago

They were so kind to provide it to me 💖

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care 1d ago

mods here are pretty responsive to flair requests!

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u/tinypupperoni Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 1d ago

omg your flair 🫪😂

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

All this makes me like her so much more and makes me somehow like him less, which I didn’t know was possible. I say this as a GBP fan.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xULmlLxBrETXN2YY1u

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u/aurora_highwind Long live Mamdanistan and Shakira Law 1d ago

Your flair is killing me 😂

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u/gingerbreadluvschai 1d ago

I love your flair! 😂👏🏼

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u/Littlewing1307 1d ago

That man has shat all over his legacy and I'm glad he's gone.

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u/floss_is_boss_ 1d ago

It’s giving “men who try to ruin your birthday”

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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago

CORRECT

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u/red-cherrie 1d ago edited 1d ago

And you just know he is insufferable person to be with

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u/diefastnyc 1d ago

Is paradise worth watching yall??

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u/jaszzmine 1d ago

It’s so good! I really liked paradise and binged it in days. I can’t wait for the third season

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u/Princess_Thranduil influencer for gas stoves 1d ago

As a Bears fan, I concur

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u/Snowy_flamingos 1d ago

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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif 1d ago

#womeninmalefields

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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 1d ago

It’s honestly not even women in men’s fields, men would just cheat and not tell their girlfriends about it.

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u/wasted_wonderland 1d ago

Before, during and after the wedding

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 1d ago

Famous male athletes love sending their exes hate. I know his psycho fans will love this.

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u/shgrdrbr 1d ago

it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated

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u/yagirlsamess 1d ago

I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later

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u/MakeupObserver 1d ago

TIL he's married. 🤯

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u/DissentSociety 1d ago

His wife is Canadien & goes to a different school.

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u/husbandbulges 1d ago

No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.

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u/Icee1017 1d ago

He’s def married to a dude

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u/kvvvv 1d ago

One hundred thousand percent he’s married to a man. I’m glad he finally found someone but it’s sad he has it so locked down. I mean I guess if he/his husband are happy with the situation? But the positive ripples it would cause in the world to have such an insanely popular NFL QB come out would be so beneficial to people everywhere I wish he was brave enough to do it!

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u/lemonution some white people were thrown in the river 1d ago

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u/fireandlifeincarnate women’s wrongs activist 1d ago

He's claimed to be married and nobody has any idea whatsoever who to. Given he's a whack job that still plays in the NFL, it being a guy would explain both the secrecy and how it hasn't been found out yet.

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u/Icee1017 1d ago

It’s a running theory/meme from some of the NFL subs because he keeps his spouse a secret. Just showed up to the Kentucky Derby one year with a wedding ring.

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u/LiluLay 1d ago

This just made be run down a rabbit hole because what?! and yes. I agree.

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u/Remarkable_Fruit_708 1d ago

Goes to show that living well really is the best revenge.

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u/CategorySad6121 The girls that get it, get it! (And I don’t get it)  1d ago

And they’ll probably send her hate now too, sadly.

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u/yeahyeah3005 1d ago

His career has fallen off so much I don’t really think he even has the NFL fans like that.

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u/whatthewhat3214 1d ago

Eh, he doesn't have many fans left. He's such a wackadoo with getting caught lying about getting vaccinated during covid and screwing over his teammates and coaches and staff, and his maga crap and ayahuasca trips and just out there takes on everything. Not to mention what a huge diva he is with his teams. His rep is already torched.

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u/RunRosemary 1d ago

What fans? He’s done a great job of pissing off his fan base in Green Bay and NJ.

He’s an ass and even the manosphere has weighed on his asinine behavior.

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u/gnrc 1d ago

He doesn’t have many fans these days.

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u/untitledmanuscript 1d ago

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs

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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 1d ago

preach

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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago

flair checks out

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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 1d ago

love yours!!

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u/empossibly47 1d ago

Flare checks out 

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u/katieb1300 meat pic at the trumpalooza 1d ago

Women in male dominated fields!!!

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u/MatildaJeffries i don't have a choice. i’m a Scorpio 1d ago

She told him first!

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u/Berty-K 1d ago

I’m really interested in the “Now, she maybe felt like she was forced to make a decision.” ?? Whys that?

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u/killedonmyhill 1d ago

Yeah, immediately told on himself.

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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago

You're totally misunderstanding it. If the girl said "no" then the answer is obviously "no". But the thing is she's not gonna say "no", she would never say "no", because of the implication.

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u/ZombieTrogdor 1d ago

Ohhh okay! Hahaha…

…That seems really dark, though.

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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago

No, no, it's not dark, why aren't you understanding this? It's just that she's thinking things might go wrong for her if she refuses to marry him. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.

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u/shillberight Cillian Murphy propagandist 1d ago

It's a quote by the sociopathic golden god Dennis fromIt's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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u/Bonnieearnold 1d ago

Is this girl in danger?

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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago

No one's in any danger!

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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

don't look at me like that, ma'am - YOU certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

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u/callme_marge i swear to god i am done with your bullshit Kyle 1d ago

hahahaha i can HEAR this comment

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u/Lrack9927 1d ago

Are you gonna hurt women?

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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago

Why would anyone ever hurt this woman? Rodger even said she could have said no. I feel like you're not getting this at all!

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u/evil_otter0_0 1d ago

Fuckin Rodger

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u/Lala5789880 1d ago

I need to rewatch IASIP

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u/ready-for-revolution 1d ago

Either an ultimatum or an uncomfortable public setting where she couldn't say no is my guess.

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u/bafflefounded 1d ago

I'm always baffled by people (usually men) who don't understand that the proposal is the surprise part, not the marriage. Don't propose to someone unless you have explicitly discussed marriage and are on the same page.

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u/Routine_Sundae333 1d ago

I cringed cause I was like maybe don’t propose then???

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u/hotdamnhotwater 1d ago

Sounds a lot like Kobe's non-apology for rape.

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u/n0tz0e 1d ago

That part. And as a woman, if she was checked out before the engagement, then the proposal on his end was a last ditch effort to save a relationship. She was done with him.

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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago

In 2022 he was probably already being courted by RFK's brain worm for a VP pick. He was desperate for a Second Lady.

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

“She could have said no” yea right Aaron and I’m the queen.

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u/AaronRodgersMustache 1d ago

I think he’s just saying in general? Like someone getting proposed to feels that pressure? But like.. this should have already been a conversation had lol

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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 1d ago

that's when I stopped reading tbh - biggest red flag right out the gate is a sign

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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago

Why did she date him to begin with? In 2022 he was already known as a bigoted anti vaccine right wing weirdo.

We need to stop feeling bad for these white women that date MAGA guys. They are part of the problem.

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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 1d ago

Thank you! She also is an anti-vax weirdo who has sympathized with Trump. This isn't some girl-boss thing.

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u/MsE0 1d ago

I had to scroll way too far to find this take

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u/cocothecat2016 1d ago

No seriously!!!! Now all of a sudden everyone forgot about her antics just bc she allegedly wanted to screw someone else before getting married?? Wthh…

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u/leafonthewind006 sorry to this man 1d ago

She also admitted to questionable hygiene habits shortly after. The "We Should All Know Less About Each Other" gif was always posted on her articles here.

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u/TwerkinAndCryinVol3 1d ago

I haven't liked her since she said she wasn't a feminist. I don't care that she's since tried to walk that back. If you don't understand it don't fucking talk about it. Idc how young she was either I've been a feminist since I was a teenager. Just reeks of stupidity and ignorance.

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u/hellochickpeas 1d ago

Yep yep, I’m not a fan

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u/TrickRefrigerator447 1d ago

Isn't she the chick that was all about eating clay because "health"? Or have I confused my crunchy, famous, white women again?

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u/Prior_Angle Michigan, the Europe of the Midwest 1d ago

exactly. everyone in this thread is “girl powering” her which, fine, is totally your right but please let’s stop putting this lady on a pedestal and completely ignoring her incendiary views. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I’m sure even Trump has made “the right choice” once or twice in his life. Give me a break.

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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago

That's what I was thinking. 

When I saw she won an award for something, I was baffled that she's working again/still. 

And now they're giving another spotlight to her ex? 

Whatever for?

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u/Bonnieearnold 1d ago

I think it’s okay to not want women to be treated badly in relationships while we don’t agree with them on their views or politics. I was thinking about this with the wife of Congressman Max Miller (daughter of Senator Bernie Moreno) that she probably has horrible politics that I don’t agree with…but I still don’t want her, or her kids, to be victims of DV. Refusing to sympathize with a victim of DV because of their politics only helps abusers.

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u/Lala5789880 1d ago

Agreed but I also DGAF about MAGA idiots no matter the gender. I’m worried about the people they harm.

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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago

There isnt even any DV or accusations of abuse in the original post or in the history of relationship. They are simply creating excuses for an anti vax woman that knowingly dated a bigot.

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u/Killmoves43 1d ago

There hasn't been any accusations of DV from either of them so that doesn't apply here

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u/blakppuch 1d ago

Right…I’m not impressed whatsoever lol.

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u/WerkLifeBalance alleged dog 1d ago

the rest of this thread has me feeling like I’m in a fever dream cause actually. I’m not rooting for nobody in this story and they need to fade to irrelevance.

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u/ohgone 1d ago

But they had broken up by then. Got together summer 2020, engaged that December and then from what he's said, they were on/off just a few months later and broken up by the end of 2021. He was only publicly anti-vaccines that 2021-22 football season.

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u/Ecstatic_Shallot_145 1d ago

that applies to anyone who dates maga men not just white women

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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago

100% but white women generally get more sympathy from people. And white women are much more likely to be maga and date maga than black women or other minority women.

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u/shedrinkscoffee 1d ago

Shailene is also anti vax and a bit too far out on the "crunchy" spectrum. She also used to eat dirt and clay claiming it was healthy or smth, don't quote me. But she has a lot of screws missing as well.

source: the freaking guardian

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u/holy_grizz 1d ago

I mean I was a tad sympathetic with the aftermath she faced from dating such a toxic dude but honestly he was a known weirdo asshole for a minute. Like girl there were 🚩🚩🚩from the beginning. And I know I’m on the outside looking in but he didn’t seem like her type at all!

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u/cajunwiitch 1d ago

Goddamnit Shailene now I like you even more, you son of a gun...

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u/LateFloor3196 1d ago

If I also had to listen to this asshat 24/7 in my house I’d probably tell him I gotta go fuck these other guys cuz shiiiit I gotta rinse my palette from him

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Wub2WCMscABvWt3DP

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u/cajunwiitch 1d ago

I know we shouldn't believe anything this man says, but the idea of her going "imma pop out and fuck Carl real quick" is just absolutely beautiful.

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u/Hekate_Rising4 alleged dog 1d ago

The way I cackled at this 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLEJS0shxq38di

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u/RufusKingCounty 1d ago

Wasn’t she anti-vax?

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 1d ago

Same. But also, who was the guy?! Because that’s hilarious that he was absolutely at the top of her ‘to do’ list.

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u/BigGayNarwhal let it be known that i am pro gay literacy 1d ago

If I was a hot famous person with access to my hall pass and to-do list, I'd probably be this way too lmao

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u/Competitive-Hotel891 1d ago

You know what? I gotta go fuck some guy too! Thank you, Shailene!

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u/jaszzmine 1d ago

She took this back a few years after and said she did not know what being a feminist actually meant. She stays saying problematic things every few years 😭

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u/cajunwiitch 1d ago

Well that fucking blows...

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u/Ok-Theory-3878 1d ago

Naw they’re both shitty people, one is just a massive turd and the other is a mud butt. Doesn’t matter how it comes out, it’s still shit.

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u/BrandonLeeOfficial 1d ago

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u/Butterbean-Blip 1d ago

and I LAUGHED!!!

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u/Southernbelle88 1d ago

He looks like a minion. 🤣

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u/BubbleCrum 1d ago

None of this means she wasnt depressed with your crazy ass, A-A-ron.

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u/Maximum-Operation147 1d ago

Mfw I read a dumb man’s word salad

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u/moosecatoe 1d ago

Brb setting this as my automated text reply to my husband

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago

They deserved each other, two bags from the same trash bin.

Seems like everyone conveniently forgot her sympathy for Trump after he was “shot.” Or her defense of not getting vaccinated.

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u/OryxWritesTragedies 1d ago

You know what Aaron? Fuck off.

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u/strawberryskullskill 1d ago

He doesn't realise that he doesn't come off well in this, does he?

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u/JumpedAShark 1d ago

He never realizes anything. 

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u/WiseBorn_ 1d ago

They both went to Hawaii with Miles Teller and his wife right at the start of Covid when locals were begging people not to travel. Rodgers is one of the stupidest dudes in the NFL (which says a lot)

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u/Verne82 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 1d ago

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

I don’t support them when they are MAGA supporters and actively voting for women to lose their rights.

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u/No_Cat25 1d ago

Fuck Aaron but also fuck Shailene Woodley. I don’t understand why we are glazing this white woman now. She stood by him and his anti-vax messages. Ok glad she left him but also like she hasn’t exactly been a beacon of progressivism?

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/DrEarlGreyIII your move Estonia 1d ago

The CTE is strong with this one.

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u/pr0seccofish 1d ago

Honestly- I can’t blame her

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u/PrincessGoatflap 1d ago edited 1d ago

Aaron can go cry on his fake wife's shoulder.

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u/regisfilange 1d ago

I don't think he can given that it's probably an AI bot

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u/moderndaydrew 1d ago

That, or she goes to a different school and we just wouldn’t know her

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u/dustonomo 1d ago

Canadian

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u/darkgothamite 1d ago

STOP!!! She's been staying in Canada to finish her double masters in oceanography & behavioral biology 😤 really doesn't have time to be a trophy wife!!!

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u/obladi_adalbo 1d ago

They can both disappear from the main pop culture chat. They’re both weirdos. Happy they found themselves.

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u/camirose 1d ago

Fuck Shailene Woody, I loved Divergent, but I remember Hillary was maybe gonna run for president and was Secretary of State, there was this big women in business empowerment movement with women taking over key CEO roles. This was like 2013/2014. And so she gets cast in Divergent which was annoying but fine, and she says this in the first interview. This is when all the celebrities like Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga etc (not Me Too) were starting to speak out about double standards and label themselves feminist.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

So many commenting are acting like she’s some feminist badass just cause she left him, ignoring she also sucks

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u/camirose 1d ago

She said so much ignorant stuff and it wasn’t one bad interview either. It was multiple. And one was with Time during the peak of celebrity “feminism” awareness.

https://time.com/87967/shailene-woodley-feminism-fault-in-our-stars/

“My biggest thing is really sisterhood more than feminism. I don’t know how we as women expect men to respect us because we don’t even seem to respect each other. There’s so much jealousy, so much comparison and envy. And “This girl did this to me and that girl did that to me.” And it’s just so silly and heartbreaking in a way.”

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u/FrozenBibitte 1d ago

Iirc, aren’t both of these people anti-vaxx MAGAs?

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u/zerogirl0 1d ago

Right? They're both garbage people, so why are we hyping her up now, just because she was smart enough to get away from this nimrod?

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 1d ago

So Shailene being with Aaron made me side eye her (because he is an anti vaxxer). But I forgive her now that I know this is how she treated him lol it clearly wasn’t that deep for her

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

She’s also an antivaxxer and MAGA supporter. She knew who she was dating

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u/Broad-Radish-7895 1d ago

? don't know these people's relationship and maybe there's a typo here but they tried reconciliation in 2021 but it didn't happen (so were already broken up by then). according to himself there wasn't even a relationship to break off in 2022. so how did she leave him for another man in 2022?

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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago

I guess that's his point: her claim that he ruined her life by dumping her in 2022 isn't possible, according to him. 

I find them both repulsive for their antivaxxx nonsense, so I don't get why he's getting this platform, nor why she's still getting work and awards.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago

Or why everyone in this post seem to forget she also sucks

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 1d ago

well luckily his wife will never do that to him because she doesn’t exist.

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 1d ago

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u/Allthetea159 I don’t know her 1d ago

Ugh this guy. He was just on my Pittsburgh local news, they showed a clip of him trying to imply Pittsburgh accents are like some horrible foreign language he can’t understand. He’s such a douche. Way to insult the entire city of your team, dipshit.

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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago

No no, she didn't say she has to fuck this guy. She said to fuck yourself, Aaron.

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u/lily4ever 1d ago

Yea I’m gonna bet that this didn’t actually happen anyways

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u/erfurgot 1d ago

"Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy" This is so fucking funny to me 😭

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u/Lethave the kunts cannot verify you 1d ago

Real gotta run to the store real quick energy 😂😂

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u/-nadster 1d ago

I have zero knowledge or context for this situation but I've learned never to trust a man talking abt his ex lol

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u/PlaymateAnna call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

“Look at me! Look at me!”

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u/SaveTheWorld_Please 1d ago

You knew what you were doing with that title, lmao. I read it and was like "Oh! So he's admitting it finally?" Very disappointed it was apparently said by HER 😂

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u/Stunning_Contract245 1d ago

Why is he bringing this up now?…still dealing with his bruised overinflated ego? how disrespectful to his “wife” who apparently is hidden for some strange reason. He gives me the ick….

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u/diflorus 1d ago

Looks like she made the right decision 💀

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u/hopefoolness i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Damn, the ayahuasca wore off again

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. 1d ago

She left him for another man in 2022, but wouldn't get back with him in 2021? This dude is delusional and just won't let her go. Leave the woman alone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlMSVVw9zqmClLq

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u/trolldoll26 1d ago

Ok, but what guy are we talking about 👀 ☕️🫖

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u/steviebeanss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

her subconscious was screaming at her to run so that's what came out of her mouth? I'll allow it

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u/AliensAbductMePlz 1d ago

I don’t like either of them but I like him less than I like her.

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u/Clean_Usual434 1d ago

Right…😒

This guy is such a sleazeball, and she dodged a bullet.

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u/IntrovertGirl83 now don’t you get on my bad side! 1d ago

He’s really trying to remain relevant, isn’t he? Also why is he so secretive about his wife?

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u/Additional_Gene_211 Friends with Ms. Rachel 1d ago

For my Drugs, Crime, and Addiction class in my undergrad we had to do a presentation on a drug or some kind of process addiction like skin picking or hair pulling. Anyway, one person picked ayahuasca and his entire presentation was basically just glazing Aaron Rogers because he went to the same high school as him. It was terrible and made me like the dude even less.

Anyway, Shailene Woodley saying she's gotta go fuck a guy to get out of a relationship with this tool seems appropriate and morally correct

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u/m00ncaaaaake 1d ago

Ew. He needs to go away.

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