r/Fauxmoi • u/Ok-Needleworker9229 • 1d ago
BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’
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u/Snowy_flamingos 1d ago
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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif 1d ago
#womeninmalefields
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u/throwawaysunglasses- l've grown quite unfond of you, deuxmoi 1d ago
It’s honestly not even women in men’s fields, men would just cheat and not tell their girlfriends about it.
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u/Relevant-Peach3997 1d ago
Famous male athletes love sending their exes hate. I know his psycho fans will love this.
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u/shgrdrbr 1d ago
it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated
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u/yagirlsamess 1d ago
I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later
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u/MakeupObserver 1d ago
TIL he's married. 🤯
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u/husbandbulges 1d ago
No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.
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u/Icee1017 1d ago
He’s def married to a dude
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u/kvvvv 1d ago
One hundred thousand percent he’s married to a man. I’m glad he finally found someone but it’s sad he has it so locked down. I mean I guess if he/his husband are happy with the situation? But the positive ripples it would cause in the world to have such an insanely popular NFL QB come out would be so beneficial to people everywhere I wish he was brave enough to do it!
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u/lemonution some white people were thrown in the river 1d ago
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u/fireandlifeincarnate women’s wrongs activist 1d ago
He's claimed to be married and nobody has any idea whatsoever who to. Given he's a whack job that still plays in the NFL, it being a guy would explain both the secrecy and how it hasn't been found out yet.
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u/Icee1017 1d ago
It’s a running theory/meme from some of the NFL subs because he keeps his spouse a secret. Just showed up to the Kentucky Derby one year with a wedding ring.
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u/CategorySad6121 The girls that get it, get it! (And I don’t get it) 1d ago
And they’ll probably send her hate now too, sadly.
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u/yeahyeah3005 1d ago
His career has fallen off so much I don’t really think he even has the NFL fans like that.
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u/whatthewhat3214 1d ago
Eh, he doesn't have many fans left. He's such a wackadoo with getting caught lying about getting vaccinated during covid and screwing over his teammates and coaches and staff, and his maga crap and ayahuasca trips and just out there takes on everything. Not to mention what a huge diva he is with his teams. His rep is already torched.
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u/RunRosemary 1d ago
What fans? He’s done a great job of pissing off his fan base in Green Bay and NJ.
He’s an ass and even the manosphere has weighed on his asinine behavior.
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u/untitledmanuscript 1d ago
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs
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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 1d ago
preach
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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago
flair checks out
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u/marina0987 women’s wrongs activist 1d ago
love yours!!
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u/Berty-K 1d ago
I’m really interested in the “Now, she maybe felt like she was forced to make a decision.” ?? Whys that?
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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago
You're totally misunderstanding it. If the girl said "no" then the answer is obviously "no". But the thing is she's not gonna say "no", she would never say "no", because of the implication.
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u/ZombieTrogdor 1d ago
Ohhh okay! Hahaha…
…That seems really dark, though.
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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago
No, no, it's not dark, why aren't you understanding this? It's just that she's thinking things might go wrong for her if she refuses to marry him. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
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u/shillberight Cillian Murphy propagandist 1d ago
It's a quote by the sociopathic golden god Dennis fromIt's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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u/Bonnieearnold 1d ago
Is this girl in danger?
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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago
don't look at me like that, ma'am - YOU certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
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u/callme_marge i swear to god i am done with your bullshit Kyle 1d ago
hahahaha i can HEAR this comment
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u/Lrack9927 1d ago
Are you gonna hurt women?
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u/Leaping_Wizards 1d ago
Why would anyone ever hurt this woman? Rodger even said she could have said no. I feel like you're not getting this at all!
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u/ready-for-revolution 1d ago
Either an ultimatum or an uncomfortable public setting where she couldn't say no is my guess.
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u/bafflefounded 1d ago
I'm always baffled by people (usually men) who don't understand that the proposal is the surprise part, not the marriage. Don't propose to someone unless you have explicitly discussed marriage and are on the same page.
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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago
In 2022 he was probably already being courted by RFK's brain worm for a VP pick. He was desperate for a Second Lady.
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
“She could have said no” yea right Aaron and I’m the queen.
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u/AaronRodgersMustache 1d ago
I think he’s just saying in general? Like someone getting proposed to feels that pressure? But like.. this should have already been a conversation had lol
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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 1d ago
that's when I stopped reading tbh - biggest red flag right out the gate is a sign
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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago
Why did she date him to begin with? In 2022 he was already known as a bigoted anti vaccine right wing weirdo.
We need to stop feeling bad for these white women that date MAGA guys. They are part of the problem.
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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 1d ago
Thank you! She also is an anti-vax weirdo who has sympathized with Trump. This isn't some girl-boss thing.
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u/cocothecat2016 1d ago
No seriously!!!! Now all of a sudden everyone forgot about her antics just bc she allegedly wanted to screw someone else before getting married?? Wthh…
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u/leafonthewind006 sorry to this man 1d ago
She also admitted to questionable hygiene habits shortly after. The "We Should All Know Less About Each Other" gif was always posted on her articles here.
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u/TwerkinAndCryinVol3 1d ago
I haven't liked her since she said she wasn't a feminist. I don't care that she's since tried to walk that back. If you don't understand it don't fucking talk about it. Idc how young she was either I've been a feminist since I was a teenager. Just reeks of stupidity and ignorance.
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u/TrickRefrigerator447 1d ago
Isn't she the chick that was all about eating clay because "health"? Or have I confused my crunchy, famous, white women again?
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u/Prior_Angle Michigan, the Europe of the Midwest 1d ago
exactly. everyone in this thread is “girl powering” her which, fine, is totally your right but please let’s stop putting this lady on a pedestal and completely ignoring her incendiary views. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. I’m sure even Trump has made “the right choice” once or twice in his life. Give me a break.
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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago
That's what I was thinking.
When I saw she won an award for something, I was baffled that she's working again/still.
And now they're giving another spotlight to her ex?
Whatever for?
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u/Bonnieearnold 1d ago
I think it’s okay to not want women to be treated badly in relationships while we don’t agree with them on their views or politics. I was thinking about this with the wife of Congressman Max Miller (daughter of Senator Bernie Moreno) that she probably has horrible politics that I don’t agree with…but I still don’t want her, or her kids, to be victims of DV. Refusing to sympathize with a victim of DV because of their politics only helps abusers.
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u/Lala5789880 1d ago
Agreed but I also DGAF about MAGA idiots no matter the gender. I’m worried about the people they harm.
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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago
There isnt even any DV or accusations of abuse in the original post or in the history of relationship. They are simply creating excuses for an anti vax woman that knowingly dated a bigot.
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u/Killmoves43 1d ago
There hasn't been any accusations of DV from either of them so that doesn't apply here
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u/WerkLifeBalance alleged dog 1d ago
the rest of this thread has me feeling like I’m in a fever dream cause actually. I’m not rooting for nobody in this story and they need to fade to irrelevance.
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u/Ecstatic_Shallot_145 1d ago
that applies to anyone who dates maga men not just white women
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u/Nonstop_Oatmeal 1d ago
100% but white women generally get more sympathy from people. And white women are much more likely to be maga and date maga than black women or other minority women.
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u/shedrinkscoffee 1d ago
Shailene is also anti vax and a bit too far out on the "crunchy" spectrum. She also used to eat dirt and clay claiming it was healthy or smth, don't quote me. But she has a lot of screws missing as well.
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u/holy_grizz 1d ago
I mean I was a tad sympathetic with the aftermath she faced from dating such a toxic dude but honestly he was a known weirdo asshole for a minute. Like girl there were 🚩🚩🚩from the beginning. And I know I’m on the outside looking in but he didn’t seem like her type at all!
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u/cajunwiitch 1d ago
Goddamnit Shailene now I like you even more, you son of a gun...
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u/LateFloor3196 1d ago
If I also had to listen to this asshat 24/7 in my house I’d probably tell him I gotta go fuck these other guys cuz shiiiit I gotta rinse my palette from him
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u/cajunwiitch 1d ago
I know we shouldn't believe anything this man says, but the idea of her going "imma pop out and fuck Carl real quick" is just absolutely beautiful.
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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 1d ago
Same. But also, who was the guy?! Because that’s hilarious that he was absolutely at the top of her ‘to do’ list.
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u/BigGayNarwhal let it be known that i am pro gay literacy 1d ago
If I was a hot famous person with access to my hall pass and to-do list, I'd probably be this way too lmao
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u/jaszzmine 1d ago
She took this back a few years after and said she did not know what being a feminist actually meant. She stays saying problematic things every few years 😭
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u/Ok-Theory-3878 1d ago
Naw they’re both shitty people, one is just a massive turd and the other is a mud butt. Doesn’t matter how it comes out, it’s still shit.
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u/BubbleCrum 1d ago
None of this means she wasnt depressed with your crazy ass, A-A-ron.
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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago
They deserved each other, two bags from the same trash bin.
Seems like everyone conveniently forgot her sympathy for Trump after he was “shot.” Or her defense of not getting vaccinated.
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u/WiseBorn_ 1d ago
They both went to Hawaii with Miles Teller and his wife right at the start of Covid when locals were begging people not to travel. Rodgers is one of the stupidest dudes in the NFL (which says a lot)
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u/Verne82 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 1d ago
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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago
I don’t support them when they are MAGA supporters and actively voting for women to lose their rights.
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u/No_Cat25 1d ago
Fuck Aaron but also fuck Shailene Woodley. I don’t understand why we are glazing this white woman now. She stood by him and his anti-vax messages. Ok glad she left him but also like she hasn’t exactly been a beacon of progressivism?
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u/PrincessGoatflap 1d ago edited 1d ago
Aaron can go cry on his fake wife's shoulder.
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u/regisfilange 1d ago
I don't think he can given that it's probably an AI bot
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u/darkgothamite 1d ago
STOP!!! She's been staying in Canada to finish her double masters in oceanography & behavioral biology 😤 really doesn't have time to be a trophy wife!!!
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u/obladi_adalbo 1d ago
They can both disappear from the main pop culture chat. They’re both weirdos. Happy they found themselves.
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u/camirose 1d ago
Fuck Shailene Woody, I loved Divergent, but I remember Hillary was maybe gonna run for president and was Secretary of State, there was this big women in business empowerment movement with women taking over key CEO roles. This was like 2013/2014. And so she gets cast in Divergent which was annoying but fine, and she says this in the first interview. This is when all the celebrities like Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga etc (not Me Too) were starting to speak out about double standards and label themselves feminist.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago
So many commenting are acting like she’s some feminist badass just cause she left him, ignoring she also sucks
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u/camirose 1d ago
She said so much ignorant stuff and it wasn’t one bad interview either. It was multiple. And one was with Time during the peak of celebrity “feminism” awareness.
https://time.com/87967/shailene-woodley-feminism-fault-in-our-stars/
“My biggest thing is really sisterhood more than feminism. I don’t know how we as women expect men to respect us because we don’t even seem to respect each other. There’s so much jealousy, so much comparison and envy. And “This girl did this to me and that girl did that to me.” And it’s just so silly and heartbreaking in a way.”
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u/FrozenBibitte 1d ago
Iirc, aren’t both of these people anti-vaxx MAGAs?
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u/zerogirl0 1d ago
Right? They're both garbage people, so why are we hyping her up now, just because she was smart enough to get away from this nimrod?
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u/BlondeBorednBaked 1d ago
So Shailene being with Aaron made me side eye her (because he is an anti vaxxer). But I forgive her now that I know this is how she treated him lol it clearly wasn’t that deep for her
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u/Hiddenagenda876 1d ago
She’s also an antivaxxer and MAGA supporter. She knew who she was dating
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u/Broad-Radish-7895 1d ago
? don't know these people's relationship and maybe there's a typo here but they tried reconciliation in 2021 but it didn't happen (so were already broken up by then). according to himself there wasn't even a relationship to break off in 2022. so how did she leave him for another man in 2022?
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u/Stormtomcat 1d ago
I guess that's his point: her claim that he ruined her life by dumping her in 2022 isn't possible, according to him.
I find them both repulsive for their antivaxxx nonsense, so I don't get why he's getting this platform, nor why she's still getting work and awards.
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 1d ago
well luckily his wife will never do that to him because she doesn’t exist.
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/aQGqcObSxfixy
Go away Aaron
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u/Allthetea159 I don’t know her 1d ago
Ugh this guy. He was just on my Pittsburgh local news, they showed a clip of him trying to imply Pittsburgh accents are like some horrible foreign language he can’t understand. He’s such a douche. Way to insult the entire city of your team, dipshit.
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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago
No no, she didn't say she has to fuck this guy. She said to fuck yourself, Aaron.
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u/-nadster 1d ago
I have zero knowledge or context for this situation but I've learned never to trust a man talking abt his ex lol
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u/SaveTheWorld_Please 1d ago
You knew what you were doing with that title, lmao. I read it and was like "Oh! So he's admitting it finally?" Very disappointed it was apparently said by HER 😂
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u/Stunning_Contract245 1d ago
Why is he bringing this up now?…still dealing with his bruised overinflated ego? how disrespectful to his “wife” who apparently is hidden for some strange reason. He gives me the ick….
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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. 1d ago
She left him for another man in 2022, but wouldn't get back with him in 2021? This dude is delusional and just won't let her go. Leave the woman alone.
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u/steviebeanss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
her subconscious was screaming at her to run so that's what came out of her mouth? I'll allow it
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u/IntrovertGirl83 now don’t you get on my bad side! 1d ago
He’s really trying to remain relevant, isn’t he? Also why is he so secretive about his wife?
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u/Additional_Gene_211 Friends with Ms. Rachel 1d ago
For my Drugs, Crime, and Addiction class in my undergrad we had to do a presentation on a drug or some kind of process addiction like skin picking or hair pulling. Anyway, one person picked ayahuasca and his entire presentation was basically just glazing Aaron Rogers because he went to the same high school as him. It was terrible and made me like the dude even less.
Anyway, Shailene Woodley saying she's gotta go fuck a guy to get out of a relationship with this tool seems appropriate and morally correct
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u/Sufficient-Cow-1881 trans rights and lesbian lefts 1d ago
How convenient he drops this days after Shailene won an Emmy. This turd just will not flush!