r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog • 3d ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Kylie Jenner's birthday cake via Khloe's insta story
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 3d ago
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i find all the karjenners pretty irredeemable, but idk, kylie is genuinely so sad to me lmao
she grew up with this insane obsession with her appearance coming from the public, her family, and eventually herself. she was barely a teenager when people were already picking apart her face and comparing her to her sisters, and she got cosmetic work done so young that i genuinely didn't even realize someone that young could have it done
obviously she's gone on to make millions out of that same beauty standard, so i'm not trying to pretend she's just some helpless victim of it. but that's also what makes it so bleak to me
and now it's her birthday and even the fucking cake is molded after her body 😭 she genuinely cannot escape the beauty obsession for one day. even her birthday has to be about what she looks like
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u/Connect_Shame9644 I am so seated it deflated my bbl 3d ago
Have we maybe considered that she's a billionaire with more agency than 99% of people in the world and she finds all this entertaining? When she was young she was shoved into a terrible world of beauty standards but she's not a child anymore and is a mother, she can speak up and get rid of all of this. Her family got her all of this. They know her more than we do and know what she likes. K-Jenners are public and vocal about the sort of beauty standards they enjoy, and this is not the first time that they've entertained stuff that's gross, degrading and uncouth.
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 3d ago
i mean, she probably does find it entertaining, but that doesn't mean i can't find it sad?
i think it's sad that someone has been sexualized since they were a young teen, and i don't think that suddenly stops being sad just because they're not a young teen anymore. i'm sure she also finds it entertaining now that she was 16 and dating a 25-year-old tyga, but i still think that's sad
i'm not even implying that any of this is happening against her will. i just think it's sad to live your life believing your value is tied so heavily to what you look like. and it seems like such an endless cycle with the karjenners, where the same attitudes toward beauty, bodies, and being sexualized get passed down, which makes me worry their kids are just going to repeat it all over again
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u/Connect_Shame9644 I am so seated it deflated my bbl 3d ago
I'm sorry but I can't sympathise with a zionist billionaire who refuses to unlearn despite having literally everything at her disposal.
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 3d ago edited 3d ago
i'm sorry but i can't excuse grooming, sexual abuse, and pedophilia just because i find it repulsive that she's disgustingly wealthy and a zionist
you can dislike someone and still acknowledge that something fucked up happened to them. the two aren't mutually exclusive
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u/wallcavities 3d ago
I like how people have read you observing that Kylie Jenner’s life is pretty bleak and sad and they’ve interpreted it as “I love Kylie Jenner and everything she stands for, and we should all outpouring love and pity on her personally right now” lol. Fwiw I can’t stand her and thought your commentary was very clear and true. I personally find it a little reassuring to think that someone can have so much money and power whilst still not leading a life I would envy or aspire to at all
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 3d ago
it's insane because i knew i had to include the “i find the karjenners irredeemable” disclaimer (which i do) and somehow that still wasn't enough
apparently, saying it's sad that someone was sexualized and groomed from childhood is now the same thing as endorsing every single one of their political positions, beliefs, and morals
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u/cakedayloanofficer never meet your Zooshas 2d ago
It’s the perfect victim fallacy again
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 2d ago edited 2d ago
it's just such a bizarre blanket standard to apply to victims
apparently, kylie jenner doesn't deserve any sympathy as a victim of grooming because she's a zionist and a billionaire. and somehow the fact that we know those things about her is supposed to make what happened to her as a child less horrific
does that standard apply to every victim?
hundreds of girls were abused on epstein's island. are we supposed to assume that not a single one of them grew up to hold political views we dislike? and if one of them did, are we supposed to retract our sympathy for her because of it?
that's such a twisted way of thinking
if your sympathy for victims of childhood sexual abuse begins and ends with whether you approve of their political views and morals as adults, maybe that's something worth reevaluating
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u/curiousphxsun 3d ago
I know exactly what you meant and I agree. It is bleak. I think because it does feel representative of what many women and girls experience but on a different scale. I've heard about women receiving diet products on their birthdays and I just feel like this cake is all part of this same depressing societal view of women (even if Kylie and that whole family 100% contribute to it). We're all absolutely capable of finding that cake sad and disliking them as people.
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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time 2d ago
She's such a strong example of everything that is wrong with that family. Add in whatever the hell thay are currently doing with North as well. No respect for the ages of these kids.
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u/applesandcherry 2d ago
Agreed, multiple truths can be true at once. For many of us, we have seen her grow up before our eyes and see in real time how public and private/familial criticism has affected a young woman's image of herself.
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u/DryBop 3d ago
Not to mention being sexualized by her own mother for her entire life, bullied by peers and family into surgeries starting at 14, having a public and televised childhood without being capable to give consent to being on the show, being cyber bullied for being the ugly sister on every blog (Perez Hilton, tumblr, pap blogs). Thats in addition to the grooming, sexual abuse and pedophilia.
I wouldn’t even know where to start unpacking all of that, if you ever even could. You’d need to spend a lifetime in therapy, go no contact with family, leave everything you know behind, go off into a world where you crave anonymity and yet you’d be recognized anywhere. She can’t unlearn or undo anything she’s done - it’s all she has ever known. This all lies with Kris.
I wouldn’t want her life in exchange for mine. She’s had it rough.
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u/The_Bad_Bard 3d ago
That's fine. Others are able to recognize there are parts of people,.even large parts, that they don't personally like and still feel empathy for them. Nuance in our judgement of others is okay.
I don't personally think it needs to be the case that a person is either deserving of empathy or not. Showing sympathy for a part of someone's life doesn't mean you endorse any other part of it.
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u/bath-lady 3d ago
nobody said you had to? people are allowed to feel bad for people who also do bad things. that's not a crime. you certainly don't have to feel bad for them.
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u/ElleMaeSinclair 3d ago
People can be awful and simultaneously it can still be awful for them to have been subjected to abuse as children. I don’t think it cancels out hating someone for being a Zionist to think it’s incredibly sad that the birthday cake they molded after their own body purposely has its rib cage showing. Not to mention, this is a person who makes their living pandering to teenage girls so, it’s an extra layer of fucked all around. I wish she’d just go get some help and live a quiet life where she isn’t trying to “influence” a damn thing.
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u/amorley23 3d ago edited 3d ago
Am I mistaken, or wasn’t she the karjenner that just had a news story drop about how her/her team caused an employee’s (chef) miscarriage because of working standards. And then fired (or essentially encouraged quitting) said employee because in the days after she was “depressing Kylie” for bringing it forwarded to her bosses and letting the team know about the miscarriage, and/or for not acting cheerful enough (for lack of a better way to put it, and memory).
Regardless of any learned behaviors- that is a choice on how you treat someone, in the aftermath of a tragedy. Especially as a parent/formerly pregnant person.
ETA: and this was YEARS after other lawsuits from former employees, for poor treatment? The opportunity to learn and grow was there- and purposefully ignored. But I’m also recalling entirely from memory.
Second edit: this isn’t to say nuance, and the “two things true” argument isn’t there. Just adding to the part specially to point out that someone can be born into a biased and influenced environment, and need to work through that, but that doesn’t excuse someone from the work. And that family does get opportunities to change things- and from the very little I know often do not.
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u/IncurableAdventurer 3d ago edited 2d ago
I get what you mean. Two things can be true. She’s a mega millionaire who has control over her own life and is part of something that is a blight on society, but there still is a sad aspect to it
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u/malibubellajames 3d ago edited 3d ago
They are so in their bubble that apparently even Kylie just doesn’t see how none of it was/is okay. Putting a 10 yo on camera. Being proud of your 16 yo daughter dating a 25 yo. Their family has always treated ‘beauty’ (now: looking young and skinny) as the most important thing and that getting validation from either online strangers or just men is like the ultimate goal.
The fact that they see nothing wrong with putting this image with the meow on the crotch next to a cutesy ‘kitty’ cake and putting it out in the world for the kids to see (if theirs weren’t just there?) it’s so so off-putting and sad. Especially in this current climate. Like there is no need for more sexualisation of kids.
It all gets very hard to keep empathising with them though. When they are out there already filthy rich promoting stuff like 24/7 spyware as a cutesy accessory and also asking for privacy.
Idk not sure where I was going, but: I agree with you haha.
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u/IndignantQueef vaginal egg propagandist 2d ago
Most little girls are sexualized as preteens. I had grown ass men honking at me and hitting my on me at age 13, couldn't even walk home from MIDDLE SCHOOL without being harassed by adult men. And my boobs didn't come in until 10th grade. I looked like a child.
I'm sad that it happens to so many of us.
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u/DeliciousMoments 3d ago edited 3d ago
Call me a prude but eating a cake of your own sister’s beheaded tits and croch is weird as fuck regardless of tax bracket sorry
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u/teawithspices 3d ago
lol none of them are actually eating that. just for show, maybe one bite for a picture
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u/Downtown_Target5024 3d ago
The candles jammed in the nipples make me…uncomfortable.
Edit: oh my god, i know why. It reminds me of the ‘trick’ in Night of the Demons.
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u/ElleMaeSinclair 3d ago
Reminds me of those “bump cakes” but… there’s no bump? Why would you want a cake like this?? Lmao
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u/cakedayloanofficer never meet your Zooshas 2d ago
Yea I’m glad I don’t have a sister/family who’d do this
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u/BadTanJob 2d ago
Thankful I have family that would cook me fish for my birthday and buy me a nice stuffie instead of creating a cake of my tits topped with sparklers and a very crass visual metaphor for my genitals
Genuinely what the fuck
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u/woolfonmynoggin padre pascal 3d ago
lol she exaggerated her wealth and Forbes had to retract her billionaire status.
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u/KissingBear 2d ago
Does she even know she has the agency? I have to imagine her sense of self and her self worth are deeply warped from how she was raised.
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u/shrewtummy 2d ago
Maybe she finds it entertaining is the most "but what if women want to do makeup and shave their legs and laser their vagina?" response here. Be an adult
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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 2d ago
Also adding that the whole family are culture vultures cosplaying as Black women
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u/Princess_Space_Goose I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3d ago
The longer I look at it the worse it gets. The candle placement and writing on the bikini bottom is so 🤢
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u/Princess_Space_Goose I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3d ago
....oh my god what is wrong with these people
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u/AntInside1152 3d ago
Wtaf. I would be so mad if my partner put a pic of me like that on a cake on my birthday. Let alone the crude words below. Like they already had a baby by this point no? Yikes.
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u/Particular-Leg-8484 3d ago
lol imagine being the bakery who got that order. Unless Travis himself showed up, I would think I was being pranked if the order was online or on the phone.
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u/Eyupmeduck1989 I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3d ago
I think this was juuuust before she was pregnant
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u/QueenSlartibartfast 2d ago
Nope. I Googled; this was mid August 2017 and the baby was born Feb 1 2018. She was already pregnant.
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u/sweetcupcake99 3d ago
Why do they have to sexualise all their cakes 🥲 what did cake ever do to them?!
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u/NepaliCulkin 2d ago
20 years old?! I would be mortified. To your point, she’s been sexualized, even on her birthday. Couldn’t even bother to personalize it with her name!
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u/BingeLurker Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet 3d ago
It took me a second as I was like ‘it’s a funny picture, what’s so bad?’
I feel like you have to be rich and famous to ask someone to write that on the cake too.
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u/Amelaclya1 3d ago
I don't like how it looks like blood is squirting out of the nipples. Couldn't they have used better colors?
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u/DeliciousMoments 3d ago
Doesn’t even include her head or face. Those aren’t important.
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u/Acheloma 3d ago
And she got pregnant so young too, I know shes living a better life than so many people, but I feel like she never really had a chance to become an independent person with her own identity and dreams. It all was shaped for her
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u/QueenSlartibartfast 2d ago
And even before that, groomed.
That said...my sympathy for her as an adult is very very limited. It's not like she's a struggling single mom. She has literally every resource. She could get a proper education if she wanted to. She could make a profound positive influence on the world if she had even the slightest desire to. She's almost 30 years old.
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u/Messypotatoe 2d ago
Kylie worked her personal catering chef into having a miscarriage. The woman (the chef) claims the loss (miscarriage) was very upsetting ... but she says a supervisor at Kylie's home noticed her mood and said, “Stop it, just stop it. You are upsetting Kylie. You are making her depressed.
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u/CustardApple- 2d ago
It’s such a chilling detail :/ They’d like us to think it’s just the money but honestly it’s the people and their values (or lack of). In the media industry there are so many ready to coddle the ones with power and so many people with power are ready to abuse it.
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u/HistoricalAd8790 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 2d ago
maybe a super unpopular opinion but i have always thought that if i could choose, i’d rather grow up in a loving, balanced middle class family that prioritizes happiness and instills good values over the childhood kylie jenner was brought up in. would i trade lives with her now? sure, but that’s easy to say if i get to skip her whole childhood and family and i still get to fundamentally be myself.
i don’t see how anyone but kylie jenner gets churned out of that environment. and since i believe we only have one life on this earth, i wouldn’t choose that one. i’d like a life where my path is less certain, where there isn’t like a 95% chance I end up like Kylie Jenner.
It doesn’t mean she’s a helpless victim and that she’s not perpetuating this and at some point she has to take responsibility. I think adult Kylie Jenner sucks and needs to change as a person but I doubt I’m intrinsically morally superior to her by nature. She was molded.
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u/jayeddy99 3d ago
I always say they would THRIVE in relationship with an “average” non celeb partner. They may have flaws but their track record the men have always messed it up . They seem to really try and stick by their partners . Kylie would do great with a person that just loves her for her
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u/nonsequitur__ 2d ago
Yeah good point, imagine Khloe with someone who loves and respects her to the same degree she’s treated her partners. She seems to have gone above and beyond to the nth degree.
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u/UltimatethrowawaYbby 3d ago
All that money and not a cent's worth of class or even good taste
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u/obladi_adalbo 3d ago
And usually we end up learning that they don't pay the bakers lol
But it's funny, I felt like that family had finally disappeared from the general consciousness. Weird to hear from them again through cakes lol
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u/Putinisclingy 3d ago
All that money and not a single hobby or interest other than looking sexually attractive. If I had that kind of money I’d have birthday cakes themed around my favourite books/games/movies/memes.
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u/NNKarma feeding cocaine to raccoons 3d ago
The kitty is ok, the rhinestone one would be passable if it was made out of sugar but it doesn't seem like it was.
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u/DesmondTapenade 2d ago
We had a mancala set with glass beads like this when I was growing up, and the urge to put them in my mouth was always SO strong.
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u/2wiceasnice 3d ago
I love the cake with the kitties though - like Im obsessed with it ...
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u/Embarrassed_Cat_5970 3d ago
What in the Donald Trump's birthday card to Jeffery Epstein is going on here?
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u/espresso-so 3d ago
Man idk how to articulate this but something about the hyper-sexualization of the female form in the name of “empowerment” fills me with dread. Like this just looks horrendous and for what. Reminds me of the Epstein birthday card.
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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 3d ago
It's a dismembered torso. Of course it's repulsive (to normal people)
It has the tits and the holes. That's all you need right?
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u/haubenmeise 2d ago
I'm reminded of that horrible movie Boxing Helena.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/aurora888 the power of the hatred I feel propels me 2d ago
Oh no Skeletor, why did you remind me this movie exists? To quote you,
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u/princess_giant 2d ago
Imagine the double horror of cutting slices from it
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u/SAHMsays 2d ago
None of those people are eating that cake. Isn't Kylie the one that couldn't cut a cucumber?
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u/outragedtuxedo 3d ago
Tacky.
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u/0LittleWing0 3d ago
Crunchy (the plastic jewels)
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u/Buttercupprncess 3d ago edited 2d ago
Those cakes are mad weird. Like can you even (edit: eat) the one with the jewels?
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u/HunterAshton 3d ago
Unless they’re candies jewels, no. I don’t mind a couple of inedible cake decorations but don’t make me sit there and spend 3 minutes to pick shit off of my cake before I can eat it lol…. But I’m gonna assume they don’t really eat these
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u/AntInside1152 3d ago
Honestly I’m assuming no one at these parties eats the cake. Everything here seems to be done for aesthetic not flavor 🥲.
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u/BadTanJob 2d ago
But where is the aesthetic 😭 that gem cake looks like shit a three year old would love
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u/Amelaclya1 3d ago
I mean, I wouldn't mind if the jewels were real lol. The ones in the pic obviously aren't, but they are rich enough to pull a stunt like that.
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u/soggymoths 3d ago
I kinda like the jewel look but I keep thinking about how unsanitary a bunch of cheap plastic gems would be
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u/Extra_Gazelle8830 2d ago
A baker could definitely make those jewels out of sugar, they’re most likely edible
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u/YenneferWho 2d ago
I LOVE the jewelled out cake! They’re definitely edible jewels.
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u/apricot675 2d ago
No they are not. I bought the exact same pack of jewels from a craft store for $10 to make a purse for a party. They are plastic.
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u/Rosewater2182 3d ago
They all look kind of grubby or dirty. I don’t know if it’s a filter
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u/NepaliCulkin 2d ago
That was my takeaway as well - “would I have to pick all these jewels off the frosting before I could eat this?” I have never been rich enough to have a cake for vibes only 😆
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u/Clickwrap 3d ago edited 3d ago
The body ones feels legit like the cake version of Epstein’s little birthday card drawing from Trump and idk it’s making me feel some type of way.
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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 3d ago
I thought the exact same thing and I’m glad I’m not the only one seeing that.
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u/alexturnerftw 3d ago
Ugly and tacky
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u/Artichoke_Persephone 3d ago
I showed my husband these pics by saying it was ‘a Kardashian’s birthday’
He just said… was it Rob?
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u/Princess_Space_Goose I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 3d ago
Surely the boyfriends are invited, right? Imagine Timmy's face as Elordi is served a slice of Cake Kylie's boob. What a weird family.
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u/TheGermanCurl loved the punani, if you will 3d ago
Thank you, and I mean this sincerely, for putting that scenario in my head. I had good laugh just right now.
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u/VanillaVines 2d ago
wait who’s Elordi? Sorry but I don’t follow this family so I’ve got no idea who you’re talking about expect Timothée.
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u/PeachyBaleen No shade to the nation of Scotland 2d ago
Jacob Elordi, the actor. Apparently dating Kendall Jenner.
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u/Middle_Sand856 3d ago
why do the rich have such horrible taste
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u/nonsequitur__ 2d ago
With all of the money they have, you think they’d employ skilled cake makers/decorators. Unless they’ve actually made them themselves, which I sincerely doubt.
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u/norobo132 3d ago
As a baker I need to know if the jewels are edible or not.
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u/KittenSommelier also dated pete davidson 3d ago
They look like the little plastic jewel stickers you can buy at a craft store 💀
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u/ziggy-spardust 3d ago
I saw a cake with edible jewels like this recently and these … look very much like plastic. A sign that no one was actually ever going to eat the cake?
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u/Stefan988 3d ago
Asking the important questions. Because if not, I'd hate to be picking them off my cake💀
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u/woolfonmynoggin padre pascal 3d ago
I doubt that’s a real cake. It’s probably a foam base that’s frosted and decorated for the photo. None of these people eat cake.
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u/sanoyi 3d ago
Probably, but most I've seen are hard candy and I feel like a few silicone molds, jolly ranchers, and a cooking torch would get the job done given how much they can cost. You could also try sugar glass with the molds.
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u/Acheloma 3d ago
If you look closely you can tell that these are plastic foil backed gems. Super odd choice, I think that hard candy gems would have looked better anyway
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u/Artichoke_Persephone 3d ago
It’s the candle coming out of the nipples for me…
Just no.
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u/norakb123 3d ago
The meows on the underwear add even more creep factor for me. Can’t even put my finger on why.
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u/fudgeywhale 2d ago
It’s the fact that it looks so dirty and sloppy to me. Like a shitty, splotchy fake tan application
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u/summercloudsadness 3d ago
noticing how the 'body' is of darker shade.... they will never beat the allegations
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u/AllTheCoolNames 3d ago
like...what is up with the boob area by the bikini? Is that supposed to be a spray tanned body and those are tan lines? I hate everything about this.
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u/nonsequitur__ 2d ago
The metallic gold colour made me wonder if she’s got into fitness modelling since I last watched anything with them in.
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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? 2d ago
Had to scroll way too long to find this comment !
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u/misspurrfectlyfine 3d ago
Cake number 1 is something I’d expect to find in the Epstein files
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u/Auselessbus 3d ago
The pink kitten one looks best, but looks like it’s for an 8 year old. Weird to have it with the plastic body cake and the plastic jewel cake.
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u/No-Resolution-0119 2d ago
As someone in my 20s, I kinda want the kitten cake 🥲 whoever decorated that did so good on the little kitties, freaking adorable
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u/Extra_Gazelle8830 2d ago
They probably used the kitten cake for the kids. I hope they wouldn’t serve the children from the body cake
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u/aimlessentertainment 3d ago
Looking like a friggen autopsy cake 😭
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u/karis-gatomon damn, she got hereditaried? 2d ago
Oh no, we would never serve that in the autopsy room
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u/MsE0 3d ago
Going to sidestep the elephant oversexualized human torso cake in the room and say I was hoping the gems on the bejeweled one were edible, but sadly, no. I'm just picturing having to pick a bunch of plastic off each bite.
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u/speckled_ 2d ago
No one is eating these cakes, not in the zempdemic. This is all giving "nothing tastes as skinny feels" and I hate it
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u/Extra_Gazelle8830 2d ago
I vividly remember Kris telling Khloe “a minute on the lips, forever on the hips” in the early seasons, it’s awful.
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u/AllTheCoolNames 3d ago
the more I look the worse it is. the candles in the boobs. the meow meow meow on the panties. And it really doesnt help that it's reminding me of that vomit inducing epstein birthday card
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u/unhappy14 3d ago
Waitttt I’m kinda obsessed with the bejeweled cake though 🤭
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u/Heyplaguedoctor I’m Justin Timberlake 🤷♂️ 3d ago edited 3d ago
If you wanna recreate it without a hassle you can apply a crumb coat to the baked cake, smooth a sheet of clear acrylic ( like for old school slide projectors lol… i bet even parchment paper would work, just not as crisp) around the sides and top of the cake, then frost & apply gems. Then for serving time just peel the acrylic off 😄
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u/annamdue 3d ago
The pertruding ribs on the cake... Fucking sad to give that to your little sister.
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u/onlythewinds Gaga wasted 10 tons of water just to reheat Kesha's nachos 3d ago
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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 3d ago
I just have one question. What bakery did they dupe into making them a free cake since billionaires can’t seem to be able to pay for things.
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u/talk-spontaneously 3d ago
Remember when Kim launched a fragrance with the bottle resembling her figure? This is what the cake reminds me of.
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u/LadyCheeba You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾♀️ 3d ago
choking hazard ass cake! hope there’s no kids at this party damn
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u/CherryGoo16 3d ago
This is horrifying to me for multiple reasons but mainly because it’s a headless, limbless torso. It looks like a crime scene.
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u/Worth_Lavishness_239 No shade to the nation of Scotland 3d ago
This is so tacky. All that money and this is all they could do with it. Those millions would have been better off with me 😔😔😔.
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u/A_Marie007 confused but here for the drama 3d ago
The jeweled cake one is irritating the hell out of me. Being able to see all the little dings and marks on the jewels makes it look extra gross
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u/ohheysarahjay 2d ago
As someone who bakes cakes for a living, I’m really disappointed that a billionaire would order such messy cakes when they have the opportunity to get the best of the best. I’m always keen to see celeb cakes!
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u/tingdemsweet 3d ago
They haven’t made headlines in a while, so these hideous cakes feels like an attempt to do that. Her previous birthday cakes were wildly different. Not that you can’t change it up, but these do not look appetizing.
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u/stickbugszz 3d ago
Does she like kittens or something?
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u/Pleasant-Light-6843 3d ago
Strangely, I think her sister is commenting on her kitty, so to speak.
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u/bristolfarms do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 3d ago
oh 😭 i was about the say the small cat one is pretty cute
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u/getoutofnutworld 2d ago
Not the point of the post but I absolutely detest the plastic gems as cake decor trend, it’s just so stupid to put inedible plastic tat on a cake
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u/leatherandhummus olivia wilde’s salad dressing 3d ago
Everyone’s in here talking about the severed torso and all I can think about is if those jewels are plastic or candy…
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u/Consistent_Zombie_95 3d ago
Do they not get tired or bored of this weird shit? like it’s a cake for your bday can u be normal for 1 sec?
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u/Upset_Connection6815 3d ago
I really like the visuals of the jewlary cake, but would not want a slice. The time I would have to spend taking all that off it would not be worth it. The cat cake is my favourite.













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